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I was thinking today, of things I want to do and see.

 

I was curious, what other people's list looked like?

 

Here is my top five, which is ever changing.

 

1. Carnival in Rio de Janerio, Brazil

2. The Running of the Bulls in Pamplona, Spain (yes, I would probably die, but you gotta go sometime, and fock it. If you make it, the night after would be epic.)

3. Climb to Maccu Piccu on foot. Not the pvssy helicopter way. Chew coca leaves the whole way.

4. Travel from Lhasa, Tibet, overland via Mt. Everest base camp, to Kathmandu Nepal. Keep going into India.

5. Travel from Bangkok, Thailand into Cambodia, see Angkor Wat, keep going, see the Killing Fields in Phnom Penh, and keep going into Viet Nam.

 

I am by god going to do one of these trips next summer. Hell, if I can save enough, I may do 4 or 5 this summer. Fock the excuses. I don't have anyone to go with. None of them are particularly safe, especially alone. Blah blah.

 

So whatcha got?

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1. Catch a Tarpon and illegally keep one it's scales for keepsake.

2. Play chess against grandmaster Levon Aronian

3. Catch a dolphin (mahi).... casting to it, not trolling around like a dillhole until one gets hooked.

4. Brutally murder all the jerks who cut in front of me on the drive to work everyday... rape their women.

5. Bask in god's glory knowing how awesome I am.

6. Become NFL commissioner and change the extra-point rule to DROP KICKS only. Outlaw all forms of celebration..

7. See the South rise again.

8. Buy a hooker / bury a hooker.

9. Prove god doesn't exist.

10. Plant a tree.

 

:)

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Not really a life lister, but a few things I'd like to do:

 

1. Climb El Capitan or Half Dome in Yosemite.

2. Ski Corbet's Couloir in Jackson Hole

3. Take a safari, see Ngorongoro Crater in Africa

4. Machu Pichu. Agreed it needs to be done on foot. We had a trip scheduled to Machu Picchu a couple years ago, but cancelled after the earthquake.

5. Torres del Paine W backpacking circuit in Chilean Patagonia

6. Bike the Alp d'Huez

7. Heli-ski anywhere

8. Retire from my job ~50 and do volunteer work overseas - SE Asia or Africa

9. Try hallucinogens in old age

10. Become a vegan

 

I should be able to accomplish most of the above, except Corbet's Couloir. But I only have a 5-10 year window when my middle aged body can sustain some of these activities.

 

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4. Brutally murder all the jerks who cut in front of me on the drive to work

 

:)

my man. I will help. can we start with the semi trucks that cut off traffic to get in the left lane and do 70?

 

For me its seeing the Nazca lines by plane.

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Not really a life lister, but a few things I'd like to do:

 

1. Climb El Capitan or Half Dome in Yosemite.

2. Ski Corbet's Couloir in Jackson Hole

3. Take a safari, see Ngorongoro Crater in Africa

4. Machu Pichu. Agreed it needs to be done on foot. We had a trip scheduled to Machu Picchu a couple years ago, but cancelled after the earthquake.

5. Torres del Paine W backpacking circuit in Chilean Patagonia

6. Bike the Alp d'Huez

7. Heli-ski anywhere

8. Retire from my job ~50 and do volunteer work overseas - SE Asia or Africa

9. Try hallucinogens in old age

10. Become a vegan

 

I should be able to accomplish most of the above, except Corbet's Couloir. But I only have a 5-10 year window when my middle aged body can sustain some of these activities.

 

I think I might aim for a year say, three or four years from now. Save money and train up for a grueling hike.

 

Take a job teaching in South America (hence the saving, they pay sh!t there.) do carnival in rio, hike to maccu piccu, and hike Patagonia. Then move on to somewhere else.

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1. Drive across the US only taking back roads

2. Spend 1month+ traveling across the UK

 

That's it

I can't stay in a car for more than a couple of hours without wanting to murder someone, so if you take me with you, it better be on your bucket list.

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1. ski the alps

 

2. dive fiji and austailia (actually many locations)

 

3. dine at french laundry again (it's been a long time since)

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To not kick the bucket until I feel it's time...which is really the first on the list for everyone...Then each day enjoy the moments and appreciate what I have.

 

Not sure this will ever happen, but would be nice to see my relatives from Iran again that I haven't seen in a very long while..

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Things I'd like to do, but won't be upset if I don't.

 

Sky dive

Go to the Super Bowl

Go to the Masters

Play Augusta National

Compose one really good song

Spend a month in a cabin in the Alaskan bush

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Yeah, that's on the list too. But frankly, as Wanda Sykes said, why do you want TWO unsatisfied women in your bed?

 

I have to suspect that this is one of the most overrated things of all time.

Take a viagra and bring a vibrator and a didlo along. If you cant please them with all that then you suck at life

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Agree with the first sentence. Not so much the second.

From what I have read, there is two runs. A hardcore one with the psycho Bulls, and one with tamer ones for tourists.

 

And if it gets too hairy, you can jump the wall at any time.

 

Of course it is risky. Injury wise. But what a memory!

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From what I have read, there is two runs. A hardcore one with the psycho Bulls, and one with tamer ones for tourists.

 

And if it gets too hairy, you can jump the wall at any time.

 

Of course it is risky. Injury wise. But what a memory!

They do one here in New Orleans where they get the local fat chick roller ferby team to dress up like bulls and chase us drunks down the French Quarter with wiffle ball bats and beat the sh!t out of us while we try not to spill our bloody Mary's. Fawking good time.

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They do one here in New Orleans where they get the local fat chick roller ferby team to dress up like bulls and chase us drunks down the French Quarter with wiffle ball bats and beat the sh!t out of us while we try not to spill our bloody Mary's. Fawking good time.

Now that sounds fun. I should come do a Mardi Gras with bunny.

 

Far riskier than Pamplona though. My liver will surely explode.

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It's difficult to have a list (too many destinations that would be interesting) but thanks to a whatsapp contact I'd love to see Malaga, Spain. Beautiful area and lots of affordable fresh, healthy food.

 

Since I was kid I've had the notion that I should go to Ireland. Don't know why (it wasn't someone suggesting it) and I didn't distinguish which Ireland. So that intrigues me.

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It's difficult to have a list (too many destinations that would be interesting) but thanks to a whatsapp contact I'd love to see Malaga, Spain. Beautiful area and lots of affordable fresh, healthy food.

 

Since I was kid I've had the notion that I should go to Ireland. Don't know why (it wasn't someone suggesting it) and I didn't distinguish which Ireland. So that intrigues me.

 

You'll have the perfect coat for it. Also, I'd recommend the one near England, as opposed to any of the other ones. :thumbsup:

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I was thinking today, of things I want to do and see.

 

I was curious, what other people's list looked like?

 

Here is my top five, which is ever changing.

 

1. Carnival in Rio de Janerio, Brazil

2. The Running of the Bulls in Pamplona, Spain (yes, I would probably die, but you gotta go sometime, and fock it. If you make it, the night after would be epic.)

3. Climb to Maccu Piccu on foot. Not the pvssy helicopter way. Chew coca leaves the whole way.

4. Travel from Lhasa, Tibet, overland via Mt. Everest base camp, to Kathmandu Nepal. Keep going into India.

5. Travel from Bangkok, Thailand into Cambodia, see Angkor Wat, keep going, see the Killing Fields in Phnom Penh, and keep going into Viet Nam.

 

I am by god going to do one of these trips next summer. Hell, if I can save enough, I may do 4 or 5 this summer. Fock the excuses. I don't have anyone to go with. None of them are particularly safe, especially alone. Blah blah.

 

So whatcha got?

 

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