titans&bucs&bearsohmy! Posted February 27, 2016 Posted February 27, 2016 I was thinking today, of things I want to do and see. I was curious, what other people's list looked like? Here is my top five, which is ever changing. 1. Carnival in Rio de Janerio, Brazil 2. The Running of the Bulls in Pamplona, Spain (yes, I would probably die, but you gotta go sometime, and fock it. If you make it, the night after would be epic.) 3. Climb to Maccu Piccu on foot. Not the pvssy helicopter way. Chew coca leaves the whole way. 4. Travel from Lhasa, Tibet, overland via Mt. Everest base camp, to Kathmandu Nepal. Keep going into India. 5. Travel from Bangkok, Thailand into Cambodia, see Angkor Wat, keep going, see the Killing Fields in Phnom Penh, and keep going into Viet Nam. I am by god going to do one of these trips next summer. Hell, if I can save enough, I may do 4 or 5 this summer. Fock the excuses. I don't have anyone to go with. None of them are particularly safe, especially alone. Blah blah. So whatcha got? 1 Quote
Hardcore troubadour Posted February 27, 2016 Posted February 27, 2016 2 chicks at the same time. 1 Quote
titans&bucs&bearsohmy! Posted February 27, 2016 Author Posted February 27, 2016 2 chicks at the same time. Yeah, that's on the list too. But frankly, as Wanda Sykes said, why do you want TWO unsatisfied women in your bed? I have to suspect that this is one of the most overrated things of all time. Quote
GobbleDog Posted February 27, 2016 Posted February 27, 2016 1. Catch a Tarpon and illegally keep one it's scales for keepsake. 2. Play chess against grandmaster Levon Aronian 3. Catch a dolphin (mahi).... casting to it, not trolling around like a dillhole until one gets hooked. 4. Brutally murder all the jerks who cut in front of me on the drive to work everyday... rape their women. 5. Bask in god's glory knowing how awesome I am. 6. Become NFL commissioner and change the extra-point rule to DROP KICKS only. Outlaw all forms of celebration.. 7. See the South rise again. 8. Buy a hooker / bury a hooker. 9. Prove god doesn't exist. 10. Plant a tree. Quote
penultimatestraw Posted February 27, 2016 Posted February 27, 2016 Not really a life lister, but a few things I'd like to do: 1. Climb El Capitan or Half Dome in Yosemite. 2. Ski Corbet's Couloir in Jackson Hole 3. Take a safari, see Ngorongoro Crater in Africa 4. Machu Pichu. Agreed it needs to be done on foot. We had a trip scheduled to Machu Picchu a couple years ago, but cancelled after the earthquake. 5. Torres del Paine W backpacking circuit in Chilean Patagonia 6. Bike the Alp d'Huez 7. Heli-ski anywhere 8. Retire from my job ~50 and do volunteer work overseas - SE Asia or Africa 9. Try hallucinogens in old age 10. Become a vegan I should be able to accomplish most of the above, except Corbet's Couloir. But I only have a 5-10 year window when my middle aged body can sustain some of these activities. Quote
frank Posted February 27, 2016 Posted February 27, 2016 10 gallon metal 5 gallon plastic Maybe a metric one, 10 liters KFC Quote
WhiteWonder Posted February 27, 2016 Posted February 27, 2016 twins you know with arnold and danny d? I want to watch it again Quote
kilroy69 Posted February 27, 2016 Posted February 27, 2016 4. Brutally murder all the jerks who cut in front of me on the drive to work my man. I will help. can we start with the semi trucks that cut off traffic to get in the left lane and do 70? For me its seeing the Nazca lines by plane. Quote
hoytdwow Posted February 27, 2016 Posted February 27, 2016 1. Drive across the US only taking back roads 2. Spend 1month+ traveling across the UK That's it Quote
titans&bucs&bearsohmy! Posted February 27, 2016 Author Posted February 27, 2016 Not really a life lister, but a few things I'd like to do: 1. Climb El Capitan or Half Dome in Yosemite. 2. Ski Corbet's Couloir in Jackson Hole 3. Take a safari, see Ngorongoro Crater in Africa 4. Machu Pichu. Agreed it needs to be done on foot. We had a trip scheduled to Machu Picchu a couple years ago, but cancelled after the earthquake. 5. Torres del Paine W backpacking circuit in Chilean Patagonia 6. Bike the Alp d'Huez 7. Heli-ski anywhere 8. Retire from my job ~50 and do volunteer work overseas - SE Asia or Africa 9. Try hallucinogens in old age 10. Become a vegan I should be able to accomplish most of the above, except Corbet's Couloir. But I only have a 5-10 year window when my middle aged body can sustain some of these activities. I think I might aim for a year say, three or four years from now. Save money and train up for a grueling hike. Take a job teaching in South America (hence the saving, they pay sh!t there.) do carnival in rio, hike to maccu piccu, and hike Patagonia. Then move on to somewhere else. Quote
frank Posted February 27, 2016 Posted February 27, 2016 1. Drive across the US only taking back roads 2. Spend 1month+ traveling across the UK That's it I can't stay in a car for more than a couple of hours without wanting to murder someone, so if you take me with you, it better be on your bucket list. Quote
Bier Meister Posted February 28, 2016 Posted February 28, 2016 1. ski the alps 2. dive fiji and austailia (actually many locations) 3. dine at french laundry again (it's been a long time since) Quote
BunnysBastatrds Posted February 28, 2016 Posted February 28, 2016 Pee off the edge at the Grand Canyon. Check 1 Quote
Artista Posted February 28, 2016 Posted February 28, 2016 To not kick the bucket until I feel it's time...which is really the first on the list for everyone...Then each day enjoy the moments and appreciate what I have. Not sure this will ever happen, but would be nice to see my relatives from Iran again that I haven't seen in a very long while.. 1 Quote
vuduchile Posted February 28, 2016 Posted February 28, 2016 Things I'd like to do, but won't be upset if I don't. Sky dive Go to the Super Bowl Go to the Masters Play Augusta National Compose one really good song Spend a month in a cabin in the Alaskan bush Quote
tanatastic Posted February 28, 2016 Posted February 28, 2016 Please don't do the running of the Bulls. It's essentially the Darwin games where only the stupid participate. Quote
Frozenbeernuts Posted February 28, 2016 Posted February 28, 2016 Yeah, that's on the list too. But frankly, as Wanda Sykes said, why do you want TWO unsatisfied women in your bed? I have to suspect that this is one of the most overrated things of all time. Take a viagra and bring a vibrator and a didlo along. If you cant please them with all that then you suck at life Quote
frank Posted February 28, 2016 Posted February 28, 2016 Take a viagra and bring a vibrator and a didlo along. I didn't read the question, but this is solid advice regardless. 1 Quote
penultimatestraw Posted February 28, 2016 Posted February 28, 2016 Please don't do the running of the Bulls. It's essentially the Darwin games where only the stupid participate. My friend did it and thought it was fun. Injuries happen every year, but rarely are people killed. Quote
rholio Posted February 29, 2016 Posted February 29, 2016 Pee off the edge at the Grand Canyon. Check Bastatrd. Quote
BufordT Posted February 29, 2016 Posted February 29, 2016 I plan on hiking the Appalachian Trail when I turn 50. Quote
Patriotsfatboy1 Posted March 1, 2016 Posted March 1, 2016 My friend did it and thought it was fun. Injuries happen every year, but rarely are people killed. Such a shame Quote
titans&bucs&bearsohmy! Posted March 1, 2016 Author Posted March 1, 2016 Please don't do the running of the Bulls. It's essentially the Darwin games where only the stupid participate. It's no riskier than half a hundred other things. Skiing, skydiving, surfing, etc. Quote
ROCKFORD Posted March 1, 2016 Posted March 1, 2016 It's no riskier than half a hundred other things. Skiing, skydiving, surfing, etc. orly? Quote
penultimatestraw Posted March 1, 2016 Posted March 1, 2016 It's no riskier than half a hundred other things. Skiing, skydiving, surfing, etc. Agree with the first sentence. Not so much the second. Quote
titans&bucs&bearsohmy! Posted March 1, 2016 Author Posted March 1, 2016 Agree with the first sentence. Not so much the second. From what I have read, there is two runs. A hardcore one with the psycho Bulls, and one with tamer ones for tourists. And if it gets too hairy, you can jump the wall at any time. Of course it is risky. Injury wise. But what a memory! Quote
Hardcore troubadour Posted March 1, 2016 Posted March 1, 2016 Running with the Bulls is a tad cliche. It seems like something Billy Crystal would do in City Slickers 8. Quote
BunnysBastatrds Posted March 1, 2016 Posted March 1, 2016 From what I have read, there is two runs. A hardcore one with the psycho Bulls, and one with tamer ones for tourists. And if it gets too hairy, you can jump the wall at any time. Of course it is risky. Injury wise. But what a memory! They do one here in New Orleans where they get the local fat chick roller ferby team to dress up like bulls and chase us drunks down the French Quarter with wiffle ball bats and beat the sh!t out of us while we try not to spill our bloody Mary's. Fawking good time. Quote
titans&bucs&bearsohmy! Posted March 1, 2016 Author Posted March 1, 2016 They do one here in New Orleans where they get the local fat chick roller ferby team to dress up like bulls and chase us drunks down the French Quarter with wiffle ball bats and beat the sh!t out of us while we try not to spill our bloody Mary's. Fawking good time. Now that sounds fun. I should come do a Mardi Gras with bunny. Far riskier than Pamplona though. My liver will surely explode. Quote
naomi Posted March 5, 2016 Posted March 5, 2016 It's difficult to have a list (too many destinations that would be interesting) but thanks to a whatsapp contact I'd love to see Malaga, Spain. Beautiful area and lots of affordable fresh, healthy food. Since I was kid I've had the notion that I should go to Ireland. Don't know why (it wasn't someone suggesting it) and I didn't distinguish which Ireland. So that intrigues me. Quote
Mookz Posted March 6, 2016 Posted March 6, 2016 It's difficult to have a list (too many destinations that would be interesting) but thanks to a whatsapp contact I'd love to see Malaga, Spain. Beautiful area and lots of affordable fresh, healthy food. Since I was kid I've had the notion that I should go to Ireland. Don't know why (it wasn't someone suggesting it) and I didn't distinguish which Ireland. So that intrigues me. You'll have the perfect coat for it. Also, I'd recommend the one near England, as opposed to any of the other ones. 1 Quote
naomi Posted March 6, 2016 Posted March 6, 2016 I was thinking today, of things I want to do and see. I was curious, what other people's list looked like? Here is my top five, which is ever changing. 1. Carnival in Rio de Janerio, Brazil 2. The Running of the Bulls in Pamplona, Spain (yes, I would probably die, but you gotta go sometime, and fock it. If you make it, the night after would be epic.) 3. Climb to Maccu Piccu on foot. Not the pvssy helicopter way. Chew coca leaves the whole way. 4. Travel from Lhasa, Tibet, overland via Mt. Everest base camp, to Kathmandu Nepal. Keep going into India. 5. Travel from Bangkok, Thailand into Cambodia, see Angkor Wat, keep going, see the Killing Fields in Phnom Penh, and keep going into Viet Nam. I am by god going to do one of these trips next summer. Hell, if I can save enough, I may do 4 or 5 this summer. Fock the excuses. I don't have anyone to go with. None of them are particularly safe, especially alone. Blah blah. So whatcha got? You might like this... Quote
BunnysBastatrds Posted April 17 Posted April 17 Get tased by a female coper Fawk and motor boat in outer space Go to a sex anonymous meeting Write a bestseller book Find a cure for stupidity Quote
NorthernVike Posted April 17 Posted April 17 Wanted to see Tom Petty live. I was looking into tickets in California when the dumbass OD. Quote
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