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Had anal

Me neither. This has been near the top of my list (giving only) for years. One of these days I'm going to have to find a nice young lady with an open mind and an entrepreneurial spirit and cross that off the list.

 

That and a three way.

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Had anal

I had an ex that liked to be tied up and asssfucked. I could tell she was a freak the min I met her. I could see her nipple rings through her work shirt.

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I had an ex that liked to be tied up and asssfucked. I could tell she was a freak the min I met her. I could see her nipple rings through her work shirt.

Would have been funny to tie her up then cover her ass in peanut butter and lock her in the bedroom with the dogs.

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Would have been funny to tie her up then cover her ass in peanut butter and lock her in the bedroom with the dogs.

 

 

A friend of mine tied up his girlfriend for the first time a few weeks after they first met. When he was done tying her up, he told her "I'm going to do the filthiest most vile wretched sh!t to you that you can imagine. I'm going do things to you I wouldn't do to a dog." And left her in the room spread eagle on the bed. She freaked the fawk out and started crying and screaming for him to untie her. He rushes back in the room and untied her and told her he was just kidding. She wasn't amused. After she calmed down, she told him she wanted to have shower sex. So he goes in and gets the shower ready and waits for her. She opens the shower door, turns the cold water off, and holds the door shut. He's screaming and crying for her to open the door. She opened the door and tells him "Just kidding."

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A friend of mine tied up his girlfriend for the first time a few weeks after they first met. When he was done tying her up, he told her "I'm going to do the filthiest most vile wretched sh!t to you that you can imagine. I'm going do things to you I wouldn't do to a dog." And left her in the room spread eagle on the bed. She freaked the fawk out and started crying and screaming for him to untie her. He rushes back in the room and untied her and told her he was just kidding. She wasn't amused. After she calmed down, she told him she wanted to have shower sex. So he goes in and gets the shower ready and waits for her. She opens the shower door, turns the cold water off, and holds the door shut. He's screaming and crying for her to open the door. She opened the door and tells him "Just kidding."

Rookie mistake. Two rules of tying a chick up...

 

1. Code word.

2. Tie them where the can get out if they really want to.

 

I had an ex that liked to tie me up. Used neckties to do it. She got off on being a tease. She never realized that I could escape any damn time I felt like it, until one day she took the tease bit farther than I cared for, and untied myself, threw her ass down and went to town. Turns out, she likes that too.

 

God bless freaks.

  • 10 years later...
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3 hours ago, cmh6476 said:

Snorted anything up my nose

Anything? I have never done anything other than pot. That being said I did try some medicine that you sniffed up your nose and it was supposed to shorten the cold. It messed with my tastebuds for about a year. 

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7 minutes ago, kilroy69 said:

Anything? I have never done anything other than pot. That being said I did try some medicine that you sniffed up your nose and it was supposed to shorten the cold. It messed with my tastebuds for about a year. 

Ok i guess you got me. 

 

I'm not near as clean as you on some of the other stuff, but for some reason never did coke.  Maybe if a friend put a little in a joint or something but I don't feel like that's the same thing. 

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1 hour ago, cmh6476 said:

Ok i guess you got me. 

 

I'm not near as clean as you on some of the other stuff, but for some reason never did coke.  Maybe if a friend put a little in a joint or something but I don't feel like that's the same thing. 

It's not the same thing. If you are smoking coke then that would be crack. 

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2 hours ago, The Elevator Killer said:

It's not the same thing. If you are smoking coke then that would be crack. 

 Crack is freebasing. I know it sounds like semantics but smoking coke would be mostly wasteful and largely urban legends. Coke burns. Crack smokes. 

ETA I said I did not DO drugs. I have been around them my entire adult life. 

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13 minutes ago, kilroy69 said:

 Crack is freebasing. I know it sounds like semantics but smoking coke would be mostly wasteful and largely urban legends. Coke burns. Crack smokes. 

ETA I said I did not DO drugs. I have been around them my entire adult life. 

Kind of what I was thinking.   Dude was trying to call me a crackhead :lol:

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7 minutes ago, The Elevator Killer said:

Never been banned from the Geek Club. 

Hey! Me too! 

👊

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25 minutes ago, Engorgeous George said:

Serving or recieving?

Neither.  Your mom begged and begged but I find it gross. 

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1 minute ago, Engorgeous George said:

So, you were too selfish to help the lady unclog her chute.  You sir are no gentleman.

I left her with a smile on her face. Along with some man goo. 

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1 minute ago, Hardcore troubadour said:

I left her with a smile on my face. Along with some man goo. 

You shot your goo on your own face?  As for the smile, i suspect she did.  Hell, even the holsteins seemed to smile when she was done milking them.

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