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I am so God damn sick of this s***. It's National brussel sprouts month! It's National baby carrot day! Blah blah blah. Shut the f****** already.

Shut up and choke the chicken

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We should contact Hallmark and see if they'd like to start a new line as I'm quite sure the GC could write some fantastic copy celebrating this.

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We should contact Hallmark and see if they'd like to start a new line as I'm quite sure the GC could write some fantastic copy celebrating this.

Thinking of you...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Happy Masturbation Month

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Thinking of you...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Happy Masturbation Month

For That Someone Special That Doesn't Know They're Special......

 

Roses are red

My balls are blue

We don't have to touch one another

You just watch me,and I'll watch you

 

Thinking Of You

 

Happy Masturbation Month

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Video mashup of getting off oneself on film.

 

http://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/3361602

 

List of films

 

Full list of movies in the order of their appearance:

Fast Times At Ridgemont High

American Beauty

American Pie

Little Children

Happiness

Secretary

Adaptation

Being There

Love And Death

Your Friends & Neighbors

Black Swan

Tommy Boy

40 Year Old Virgin

Pleasantville

Not Another Teen Movie

Slums Of Beverly Hills

Annie Hall

American Beauty

Jarhead

The Right Stuff

Bad Lieutenant

We Own The Night

Junebug

Ace Ventura 2: When Nature Calls

Outside Providence

Amarcord

Funny People

Theres Something About Mary

Hannah And Her Sisters

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Video mashup of getting off oneself on film.

 

http://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/3361602

 

List of films

 

Full list of movies in the order of their appearance:

Fast Times At Ridgemont High

American Beauty

American Pie

Little Children

Happiness

Secretary

Adaptation

Being There

Love And Death

Your Friends & Neighbors

Black Swan

Tommy Boy

40 Year Old Virgin

Pleasantville

Not Another Teen Movie

Slums Of Beverly Hills

Annie Hall

American Beauty

Jarhead

The Right Stuff

Bad Lieutenant

We Own The Night

Junebug

Ace Ventura 2: When Nature Calls

Outside Providence

Amarcord

Funny People

Theres Something About Mary

Hannah And Her Sisters

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Go to the 3rd story down, the intro paragraph:

 

 

One night, when I was about 13-years-old, my dad caught me doing unspeakable things to myself and said, “You know, if you keep that up you’re going to go blind.” And I said, “Dad, I’m over here.”

 

 

:lol:

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Go to the 3rd story down, the intro paragraph:

 

 

:lol:

There were a couple of B movies in the 70's that were nothing but dirty jokes put into skits,the names of the movies were If You Don't Stop It You'll Go Blind and the sequel Can I Do It Till I Need Glasses.

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