shotsup Posted May 2, 2016 Posted May 2, 2016 http://m.huffpost.com/us/news/national-masturbation-month Quote
frank Posted May 2, 2016 Posted May 2, 2016 I thought it was military appreciation month? One gun salute? Quote
Patriotsfatboy1 Posted May 2, 2016 Posted May 2, 2016 Isn't every month Masturbation Month? Heck, every day is Masturbation Day. Quote
shotsup Posted May 2, 2016 Author Posted May 2, 2016 I see what you did there Nothing gets passed you Digby Quote
wiffleball Posted May 2, 2016 Posted May 2, 2016 I am so God damn sick of this s***. It's National brussel sprouts month! It's National baby carrot day! Blah blah blah. Shut the f****** already. Quote
shotsup Posted May 2, 2016 Author Posted May 2, 2016 I am so God damn sick of this s***. It's National brussel sprouts month! It's National baby carrot day! Blah blah blah. Shut the f****** already. Shut up and choke the chicken Quote
Djgb13 Posted May 2, 2016 Posted May 2, 2016 Nothing gets passed you Digby Eh just doesn't work like shotsy does. Rolls off the tongue better. Quote
shotsup Posted May 2, 2016 Author Posted May 2, 2016 Eh just doesn't work like shotsy does. Rolls off the tongue better. Like your boyfriends d1ck. Quote
Djgb13 Posted May 2, 2016 Posted May 2, 2016 Like your boyfriends d1ck. Lol I don't see why you're upset. Not like I'm picking on you or anything Quote
shotsup Posted May 2, 2016 Author Posted May 2, 2016 Lol I don't see why you're upset. Not like I'm picking on you or anything. I'm not upset. Quote
shotsup Posted May 2, 2016 Author Posted May 2, 2016 I may be on to something and never knew. Always a trend setter BB. Quote
titans&bucs&bearsohmy! Posted May 2, 2016 Posted May 2, 2016 And I was about to take a month off. Holidays are important. I shall endeavor to crank out a few extra this month. Quote
nzoner Posted May 2, 2016 Posted May 2, 2016 Holidays are important. I shall endeavor to crank out a few extra this month. Cinco De Mayo!! Quote
nzoner Posted May 2, 2016 Posted May 2, 2016 We should contact Hallmark and see if they'd like to start a new line as I'm quite sure the GC could write some fantastic copy celebrating this. Quote
titans&bucs&bearsohmy! Posted May 2, 2016 Posted May 2, 2016 We should contact Hallmark and see if they'd like to start a new line as I'm quite sure the GC could write some fantastic copy celebrating this. Yeah. We can handle steak and a bj day too. Quote
fandandy Posted May 2, 2016 Posted May 2, 2016 We should contact Hallmark and see if they'd like to start a new line as I'm quite sure the GC could write some fantastic copy celebrating this. Thinking of you... Happy Masturbation Month Quote
nzoner Posted May 2, 2016 Posted May 2, 2016 Thinking of you... Happy Masturbation Month For That Someone Special That Doesn't Know They're Special...... Roses are red My balls are blue We don't have to touch one another You just watch me,and I'll watch you Thinking Of You Happy Masturbation Month Quote
fandandy Posted May 2, 2016 Posted May 2, 2016 Having friends like you is really a perk Come over in May and we'll have a circle jerk. 1 Quote
shotsup Posted May 2, 2016 Author Posted May 2, 2016 You guys are killing it in this thread also TMI !!!! Quote
shotsup Posted May 2, 2016 Author Posted May 2, 2016 Video mashup of getting off oneself on film. http://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/3361602 List of films Full list of movies in the order of their appearance: Fast Times At Ridgemont High American Beauty American Pie Little Children Happiness Secretary Adaptation Being There Love And Death Your Friends & Neighbors Black Swan Tommy Boy 40 Year Old Virgin Pleasantville Not Another Teen Movie Slums Of Beverly Hills Annie Hall American Beauty Jarhead The Right Stuff Bad Lieutenant We Own The Night Junebug Ace Ventura 2: When Nature Calls Outside Providence Amarcord Funny People Theres Something About Mary Hannah And Her Sisters Quote
shotsup Posted May 2, 2016 Author Posted May 2, 2016 Video mashup of getting off oneself on film. http://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/3361602 List of films Full list of movies in the order of their appearance: Fast Times At Ridgemont High American Beauty American Pie Little Children Happiness Secretary Adaptation Being There Love And Death Your Friends & Neighbors Black Swan Tommy Boy 40 Year Old Virgin Pleasantville Not Another Teen Movie Slums Of Beverly Hills Annie Hall American Beauty Jarhead The Right Stuff Bad Lieutenant We Own The Night Junebug Ace Ventura 2: When Nature Calls Outside Providence Amarcord Funny People Theres Something About Mary Hannah And Her Sisters Quote
jerryskids Posted May 2, 2016 Posted May 2, 2016 http://m.huffpost.com/us/news/national-masturbation-month Go to the 3rd story down, the intro paragraph: One night, when I was about 13-years-old, my dad caught me doing unspeakable things to myself and said, “You know, if you keep that up you’re going to go blind.” And I said, “Dad, I’m over here.” Quote
TimmySmith Posted May 2, 2016 Posted May 2, 2016 You guys are killing it in this thread also TMI !!!! We finally have a subject on which we are all truly experts. Quote
nzoner Posted May 2, 2016 Posted May 2, 2016 Go to the 3rd story down, the intro paragraph: There were a couple of B movies in the 70's that were nothing but dirty jokes put into skits,the names of the movies were If You Don't Stop It You'll Go Blind and the sequel Can I Do It Till I Need Glasses. Quote
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