Spinoff of Husband Wife Argument

[lickin_starfish 1,480]

Who is in charge of remembering birthdays of nieces and nephews, and sending birthday cards in the mail? The husband, wife, or both?

 

I have never gotten a card in the mail that wasn't written by a female. I always thought that it was up to the broad to take care of that stuff.

 

 

[titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745]

As a man, you are responsible for remembering cards for the following.

 

Her birthday

Your anniversary

Mother's Day (her if you have kids, and your mom)

Your mothers birthday

 

That's pretty much it. The rest of them are on her, as I don't give a Fock.

[Gladiators 1,904]

Agreed with the above. It's up to whoever gives a .

 

I like my brother in law's kid, but I have no focking clue when his birthday is and I'll sleep fine if we don't send him a card/money.

 

I know the month that my sister's kids were born and I'll ask my wife if she's got it covered. If she didn't take care of it, I'd check my work calendar and make sure to get a card/money out.

[Filthy Fernadez 2,696]

As a man, you are responsible for remembering cards for the following.

 

Her birthday

Your anniversary

Mother's Day (her if you have kids, and your mom)

Your mothers birthday

 

That's pretty much it. The rest of them are on her, as I don't give a Fock.

Nailed it.

 

That and when she's OTR so you don't get a cherry glazed donut look.

[titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745]

Nailed it.

 

That and when she's OTR so you don't get a cherry glazed donut look.

I have her shark week in my phone calendar. Unfortunately, it appears my flight back to china is right in the no go zone. :sadbanana:

[tanatastic 2,061]

Don't know anyone's bday anymore nor anyone's phone number and don't give a flying fock.

[jerryskids 5,192]

I have her shark week in my phone calendar. Unfortunately, it appears my flight back to china is right in the no go zone. :sadbanana:

 

That's why God gave women moufs and hands.

[Cdub100 3,380]

As a man, you are responsible for remembering cards for the following.

 

Her birthday

Your anniversary

Mother's Day (her if you have kids, and your mom)

Your mothers birthday

 

That's pretty much it. The rest of them are on her, as I don't give a Fock.

 

This is the correct answer /thread

[cbfalcon 824]

I take it as far as to tell my ex wife she is still responsible when I miss these type things.

 

She tries to claim it's not her responsibility anymore....to which I say things like "that's fine. I guess my mom just doesn't get a present from me this year."...then I wait. And it usually ends up with the ex frustrated and handing me a card and a pen and saying "now all you have to do is sign it and remember to hand it to her Sunday."

 

[IGotWorms 3,310]

I take it as far as to tell my ex wife she is still responsible when I miss these type things.

 

She tries to claim it's not her responsibility anymore....to which I say things like "that's fine. I guess my mom just doesn't get a present from me this year."...then I wait. And it usually ends up with the ex frustrated and handing me a card and a pen and saying "now all you have to do is sign it and remember to hand it to her Sunday."

 

That's not healthy. Just sayin'

[cbfalcon 824]

That's not healthy. Just sayin'

I am willing to consider you for the job if you'd like.

[IGotWorms 3,310]

I am willing to consider you for the job if you'd like.

Sorry pal but you gotta line up one of those Tinder sluts for it. Good luck with that

[BunnysBastatrds 1,913]

I remember three things. My anniversary only because it's the day before Halloween. My daughters birthday. And the day I joined this place.

[wiffleball 4,639]

One caution on TBBOM's post -

 

I've had guy friends get the ol

 

on Mother's Day - even if they didn't have kids!

 

(of course, I've seen 'em get it if they DO something - and they don't have kids - you can't win)

 

To be safe, if you've got a dog, cat, iguana or ficus in the house, best to do something.

[wiffleball 4,639]

Let's face it - Hallmark would be dead if it weren't for women.

 

Of course, so would most reality TV and the Kardashians.

[shotsup 832]

I have never mailed a card in my life. I don't know nieces and nephews birthdays- just the month. I think.

[shotsup 832]

Always draft my main league where I am commish (our 17th year)

Yearly fight with my sister. Her sons birthday is around that time of month and she always wants bday party on that date.

FF league 17

Nephew under 10 or maybe 10 this year.

[cbfalcon 824]

Sorry pal but you gotta line up one of those Tinder sluts for it. Good luck with that

 

well, I guess my 5 year old niece won't get that Hatchimal her Uncle Chris promised her for getting all S's in school this past year. Hope you're happy Worms.

[Mungwater 588]

 

well, I guess my 5 year old niece won't get that Hatchimal her Uncle Chris promised her for getting all S's in school this past year. Hope you're happy Worms.

That kid must be pretty dumb to go all the way to the 19th letter of the alphabet for her grades.