brotherbock 349 Posted December 6, 2017 I really need Kamara to tank this week. I am prepared to pay cash money for one or more people to start bragging specifically about how they cannot possibly lose this week due to Kamara, and thereby anger the FF gods. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Challenger 72 Posted December 6, 2017 Haha, sorry buddy, looks like Ingram is out this week... Your best hope is for him to get 20 points and that's it. Maybe 150 yards total and no TD I would say is a down day if no Mark Ingram. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
phillygrrl08 139 Posted December 7, 2017 Would this be called Karmara? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BufordT 389 Posted December 7, 2017 Kamara is a god....only thing to do is pray. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
brotherbock 349 Posted December 7, 2017 Would this be called Karmara? Nicely played. But seriously folks. Somebody start the over-confident bragging, and I'll break out the Paypal Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Phil Simms 11 131 Posted December 7, 2017 Need him to have a terrible game. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpenceToons 70 Posted December 7, 2017 Well, sorry, but this is the wrong time of year to be messing with someone from the New Orleans Santas. (errmmm….to the tune of “Up On The Housetop” ) Out in the open flat, Kamara stops, hooks, turns Brees hits him square with a pump-arc-burn Alvin slips the backers with a shake-hitch-juke Then it’s off to the end zone with a zip-shift-zoom ! NO, NO, NO !! You don’t wanna know Check your Score ???? Not a place you’ll wanna go When Kamara hits the open flat with a stop-hook-turn And Brees hits him square with a pump-arc-burn. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ThatDude 11 Posted December 7, 2017 New Orleans is due for a dud game at some point... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Challenger 72 Posted December 7, 2017 New Orleans is due for a dud game at some point... If they didn't have Drew Brees, sure... but because they have Drew Brees, that possibility is very very low. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
brotherbock 349 Posted December 7, 2017 Well, sorry, but this is the wrong time of year to be messing with someone from the New Orleans Santas. (errmmm….to the tune of “Up On The Housetop” ) Out in the open flat, Kamara stops, hooks, turns Brees hits him square with a pump-arc-burn Alvin slips the backers with a shake-hitch-juke Then it’s off to the end zone with a zip-shift-zoom ! NO, NO, NO !! You don’t wanna know Check your Score ???? Not a place you’ll wanna go When Kamara hits the open flat with a stop-hook-turn And Brees hits him square with a pump-arc-burn. Yes, more of this! Ingram is now expected to play. Keep it up! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
huskyhater75 242 Posted December 7, 2017 I really need Kamara to tank this week. I am prepared to pay cash money for one or more people to start bragging specifically about how they cannot possibly lose this week due to Kamara, and thereby anger the FF gods. You won't get it here, I firmly believe in fantasy gods, karma, etc.................. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
brotherbock 349 Posted December 7, 2017 You won't get it here, I firmly believe in fantasy gods, karma, etc.................. Already getting it. One song posted, and Ingram is expected to play. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shutdown 40 Posted December 7, 2017 I have Kamara in two leagues and I stone-cold-lock guarantee that there's zero chance I lose in either league this week... I have first round byes in both. Hope that helps. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Oriole8159 86 Posted December 7, 2017 just get some girl to accuse him of sexual assault Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
seafoam1 2,351 Posted December 7, 2017 just get some girl to accuse him of sexual assault That probably would work. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
brotherbock 349 Posted December 7, 2017 That probably would work. As it should. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
American Chewy 98 Posted December 7, 2017 Facing kamara Ingram and Thomas tonight. So naturally I'm betting saints over 24.5 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kilroy69 1,093 Posted December 7, 2017 Already getting it. One song posted, and Ingram is expected to play. I don't wanna burst your bubble. Buttttttttt. Kamara has been doing ALL of his damage with a healthy Ingram. Even Ingram plays he's probably going to lose a few carries to kamara just to be safe and monitor his touches. Just saying Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
brotherbock 349 Posted December 7, 2017 I don't wanna burst your bubble. Buttttttttt. Kamara has been doing ALL of his damage with a healthy Ingram. Even Ingram plays he's probably going to lose a few carries to kamara just to be safe and monitor his touches. Just saying Did you just say I have a bubble butt? Them's fightin' words! (Seriously though, I know what K has been doing. But surely he'd do even more with Ingram out. So it's a step in the right direction. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ThatDude 11 Posted December 8, 2017 Wow, Kamara being evaluated for concussion Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ThatDude 11 Posted December 8, 2017 I bet he comes back, they will fake whatever they have to for him to play I'm sure Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brutal Brutus 182 Posted December 8, 2017 Hey if he's done, I'm sending you a list of players I need to tank on Sunday. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ThatDude 11 Posted December 8, 2017 Hey please stay away from my players... Wow Kamara done for the night according to Rotoworld http://www.rotoworld.com/player/nfl/12172/alvin-kamara Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vino 21 Posted December 8, 2017 shame on this thread signed "disgruntled Kamara owner" lol Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mark32esu 18 Posted December 8, 2017 This thread is black magic witchcraft Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
thePRO 78 Posted December 8, 2017 Can Tom Brady, Burkhead, and the Patriots D all tank this weekend??? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
brotherbock 349 Posted December 8, 2017 But...so... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
brotherbock 349 Posted December 8, 2017 Seriously...hope he gets better, no lasting damage. I had just pulled into my garage with the game on AM radio when that play happened. I kept the TV off on purpose, didn't check back in until the 4th. In all honesty, that sucks. Kamara is amazing, I hope this is as minor as it can be. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brutal Brutus 182 Posted December 8, 2017 Alright Bock, I need you to revert Lynch into the disappointment he started the year as, and make it so Leveon finds the endzone a few times this week. If you can do that I should be okay. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CornKobb 48 Posted December 8, 2017 wow, FF is an evil game at times. I had Kamara, he had brees and thomas ppr. F Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
brotherbock 349 Posted December 8, 2017 Alright Bock, I need you to revert Lynch into the disappointment he started the year as, and make it so Leveon finds the endzone a few times this week. If you can do that I should be okay. I take no credit--I just asked for other people to make this happen. You might need someone to write overconfident Beast Mode songs, though, and tell you your cause is hopeless. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Oriole8159 86 Posted December 8, 2017 I'm playing against Kamara this week, so immediately started giggling about this thread (I know, terrible) when I got the notification that Kamara went down. Last week of regular season and I already have playoff spot locked so not playing with urgency this week, but still don't like losing, so should help me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
brendanb438 1 Posted December 8, 2017 There is a special level in Hell for folks like the OP. (Kamara owner in 2 leagues, thankfully one league I have a bye this week.) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
scottsind 61 Posted December 8, 2017 I'd say your witchcraft worked. How about you do the same for Tom Brady and Jimmy Graham this week? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DaBeerz 88 Posted December 8, 2017 I really need Kamara to tank this week. I am prepared to pay cash money for one or more people to start bragging specifically about how they cannot possibly lose this week due to Kamara, and thereby anger the FF gods. Well this couldn't have worked out any better for you! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DaBeerz 88 Posted December 8, 2017 Do some reverse Karma for me, I need Bell or Gurley to have a stud game since I already sucked with Ingram. And I mean Stud, like Multiple TDS + 150 yards. or Wentz. Like a 4 TD game. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tanatastic 2,061 Posted December 8, 2017 Damn, the sunuvabich really did it. How spooky is it to know that we affected a guy so far away. Like you want to tweet him and tell him hey my bad, see we caused this. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
brotherbock 349 Posted December 8, 2017 Damn, the sunuvabich really did it. How spooky is it to know that we affected a guy so far away. Like you want to tweet him and tell him hey my bad, see we caused this. LOL, I know. "Sorry about your TBI buddy. See, I was on this forum, and joking about karma, and..." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LaChup 195 Posted December 9, 2017 Kamara, kamara, kamara, kamara, kamara chameleon You come and go, you come and go..oh.oh.oh Share this post Link to post Share on other sites