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My nephew keeps getting grounded for browser history.

 

Last time I was home, I did two things.

 

First I taught the dumb fock how to use incognito mode.

 

Then I googled numerous variations of how do I kill my stepmother from his computer. I told my brother in advance, he thought it was funny. She, not so much.

This is excellent .

 

Thanks for what may be the only LOL of the days.

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Merry Christmas and happy holidays

 

:cheers:

What do you mean by that? Do you mean like all holidays? Do you mean to tell me you're wishing me for example, a happy Arbor Day? Do I look like I give a about trees or stuff? What? Happy Kwanzaa? Is that the holiday you had in mind?

 

No no no, you brought it up, you're a big boy you can answer for yourself. What exactly do you mean by happy holidays?

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i was wishing those who do not celebrate christmas a happy holiday season.

 

for you, however, i am wishing you a happy april fool's day as our resident jester.... as you are funny and amuse me. you make me laugh, like a clown.

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Merry Christmas, the day we celebrate the birth of Jesus, our lord and savior. God bless.

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Merry Christmas to you and yours. :cheers:

 

Wife is making sticky buns (usually I make her buns sticky, bada BOOM!). She also made "glop", which is basically fruit compote. Interestingly, most of our holiday food traditions come from my family, but this breakfast stuff is from hers. Also going to make some bacon from the pork shop because... it is pork shop quality bacon.

 

Waiting until 8:30 to wake our young adults up to open stockings. :cheers:

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I'm punching anyone who says He's the reason for the season.

Family...friend...pastor...anyone.

Would be a funny Far Side comic.

 

Jesus Gonzalez dreaded this time of year. All the hustle and bustle and looks of derision as if he really was the reason for the season.

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People complaining about the nativity scene displayed at the White House.

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People complaining about the nativity scene displayed at the White House.

Well hell, if the baby Jesus looks anything like one of the Trump boys not only could he not walk on water he could barely walk on carpet.

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Missing some can sizes. Hope the mrs feels better.

 

Merry Christmas GC.

 

 

1 room? How many beds?

 

 

Can Size. :mad:

Mrs 36C Niece not for sure,it's the one that I started the thread on 10 years ago but looked it up and those pics are gone so here's a couple of more recent.

 

Pic 1

 

Pic 2

 

And AD 1 room,2 beds although I spent a little time on the bathroom floor from a little too much Christmas cheer.

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Mrs 36C Niece not for sure,it's the one that I started the thread on 10 years ago but looked it up and those pics are gone so here's a couple of more recent.

 

Pic 1

 

Pic 2

 

And AD 1 room,2 beds although I spent a little time on the bathroom floor from a little too much Christmas cheer.

 

Cute, wood :thumbsup:

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Mrs 36C Niece not for sure,it's the one that I started the thread on 10 years ago but looked it up and those pics are gone so here's a couple of more recent.

 

Pic 1

 

Pic 2

 

And AD 1 room,2 beds although I spent a little time on the bathroom floor from a little too much Christmas cheer.

Cute. Just did. :banana:

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Cute. Just did. :banana:

She went to Vegas with me a few years ago and here's an exchange that took place between me and another guy while my niece was standing beside me.

 

Guy:"Damn man how much did she cost you?"

 

Me:"She's my Niece man."

 

Guy:"Yeah,that's what we all say."

 

Me: :lol:

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Mrs 36C Niece not for sure,it's the one that I started the thread on 10 years ago but looked it up and those pics are gone so here's a couple of more recent.

 

Pic 1

 

Pic 2

 

And AD 1 room,2 beds although I spent a little time on the bathroom floor from a little too much Christmas cheer.

Why the mask? ;)

 

And the girl with the big smile holding a beer looks like an old girlfriend from CT.

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Why the mask? ;)

 

And the girl with the big smile holding a beer looks like an old girlfriend from CT.

:D That was my idea we were at a bar at The RIO in Vegas and I wanted something to look at too.

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Mrs 36C Niece not for sure,it's the one that I started the thread on 10 years ago but looked it up and those pics are gone so here's a couple of more recent.

 

Pic 1

 

Pic 2

 

And AD 1 room,2 beds although I spent a little time on the bathroom floor from a little too much Christmas cheer.

Id show her a good time :wub:

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