Djgb13 2,338 Posted January 2, 2018 Didnt hear this until last night but apparently she got into a freak accident that left her getting 40 stitches in her face. She wont appear in public for a while and says her face might look a bit different. Still wood tho https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.cnn.com/cnn/2018/01/02/entertainment/carrie-underwood-face-injury/index.html Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 5,444 Posted January 2, 2018 I bet she makes her husband wear his uniform in bed. she caught a skate Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cbfalcon 824 Posted January 2, 2018 Sounds like someone made a bad plastic surgery decision and is getting out ahead of it with a lie. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Reality 2,702 Posted January 2, 2018 Sounds like someone made a bad plastic surgery decision and is getting out ahead of it with a lie. Spot on. Too bad also, not sure why anybody would screw with that face. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Filthy Fernadez 2,696 Posted January 2, 2018 Time for reboot of Scarface? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 5,444 Posted January 2, 2018 Spot on. Too bad also, not sure why anybody would screw with that face. apparently was tired of hearing "why the long face" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Filthy Fernadez 2,696 Posted January 2, 2018 Spot on. Too bad also, not sure why anybody would screw with that face. I'd totally screw that face. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 5,444 Posted January 2, 2018 I'd totally screw that face. and those legs? mingya! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Djgb13 2,338 Posted January 2, 2018 and those legs? mingya! Fock yea. I dont know what she does to work out but she needs to open up fitness gyms with classes to do that to more womens legs Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Filthy Fernadez 2,696 Posted January 2, 2018 and those legs? mingya! They are great.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Djgb13 2,338 Posted January 2, 2018 https://zemanceleblegs.com/wp-content/gallery/carrie-underwood/Carrie-Underwood-Sexy-Celebrity-Legs-Zeman-00084.jpg Shwing! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 5,444 Posted January 2, 2018 and this is after a kid she cares https://media1.popsugar-assets.com/files/thumbor/tbl0eYivvhRwdG6-48WVyOw-h8E/fit-in/1024x1024/filters:format_auto-!!-:strip_icc-!!-/2016/04/04/615/n/1922564/ea837795_edit_img_cover_file_15741505_1459777135_GettyImages-518998032/i/Carrie-Underwood-Performance-Dress-ACM-Awards-2016.jpg Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Filthy Fernadez 2,696 Posted January 2, 2018 and this is after a kid she cares https://media1.popsugar-assets.com/files/thumbor/tbl0eYivvhRwdG6-48WVyOw-h8E/fit-in/1024x1024/filters:format_auto-!!-:strip_icc-!!-/2016/04/04/615/n/1922564/ea837795_edit_img_cover_file_15741505_1459777135_GettyImages-518998032/i/Carrie-Underwood-Performance-Dress-ACM-Awards-2016.jpg Who wouldn't leave whoever they're with for that; scarred or not?! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 5,444 Posted January 2, 2018 Who wouldn't leave whoever they're with for that; scarred or not?! Right. give her a Guy Boucher and I'm still good. http://a.espncdn.com/photo/2011/0513/nhl_g_boucher12_600.jpg Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,617 Posted January 2, 2018 She really is exceptional. Beautiful face rockin body, great voice, really sweet. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 5,444 Posted January 2, 2018 She really is exceptional. Beautiful face rockin body, great voice, really sweet. Yeah? you hang out with her often. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,617 Posted January 2, 2018 Didnt hear this until last night but apparently she got into a freak accident that left her getting 40 stitches in her face. She wont appear in public for a while and says her face might look a bit different. Still wood tho https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.cnn.com/cnn/2018/01/02/entertainment/carrie-underwood-face-injury/index.html Just look at the tiits in this picture. Wow. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Filthy Fernadez 2,696 Posted January 2, 2018 It'd take some serious sh!t to her whole body/face to not feel a titanic woody if she looked in my general erection direction. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
naomi 343 Posted January 3, 2018 I don't think this is an elaborate cover for plastic surgery gone wrong. In November the news reports were that she had suffered multiple injuries including a broken wrist, and her wrist has been in a brace. If anything the dark thought it was domestic abuse crossed my mind, but looking back at the old reports, her husband apparently traveled overnight to be by her side in the hospital. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Drizzay 638 Posted January 3, 2018 I bet she makes her husband wear his uniform in bed. she caught a skate This. Broken wrist, slash to the face. Sounds like an old fashioned goon fight. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Alias Detective 1,161 Posted January 3, 2018 That's what happens when you let Jesus take the wheel. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,617 Posted January 3, 2018 I don't think this is an elaborate cover for plastic surgery gone wrong. In November the news reports were that she had suffered multiple injuries including a broken wrist, and her wrist has been in a brace. If anything the dark thought it was domestic abuse crossed my mind, but looking back at the old reports, her husband apparently traveled overnight to be by her side in the hospital. Yup. I remember. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,617 Posted January 3, 2018 That's what happens when you let Jesus take the wheel. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Filthy Fernadez 2,696 Posted January 3, 2018 Maybe next time she'll look before she leaps.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 5,444 Posted January 3, 2018 I bet he won't have to tell her twice Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cruzer 1,992 Posted April 16, 2018 Apparently CU made her return to the stage last night........ All I can say is, "Damn - how great would if be to be her hubby for a weekend..." http://assets.nydailynews.com/polopoly_fs/1.3935835.1523846229!/img/httpImage/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/article_750/underwood16f-1-web.jpg Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Djgb13 2,338 Posted April 16, 2018 Apparently CU made her return to the stage last night........ All I can say is, "Damn - how great would if be to be her hubby for a weekend..." http://assets.nydailynews.com/polopoly_fs/1.3935835.1523846229!/img/httpImage/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/article_750/underwood16f-1-web.jpg Your luck shed be on the rag and wouldn't want to do anything Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,617 Posted April 16, 2018 That's what happens when you let Jesus take the wheel. POD Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,617 Posted April 16, 2018 https://zemanceleblegs.com/wp-content/gallery/carrie-underwood/Carrie-Underwood-Sexy-Celebrity-Legs-Zeman-00084.jpg Shwing! Sometimes less is a lot more. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,617 Posted April 16, 2018 Yeah, as much as I love her, I got pretty sick of all the hype and stories about her courageous decision to return to the stage. Jesus, you could hit her with a shovel and she'd still be prettier than 99% of the women on the planet. The far more serious injury was her wrist. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Reality 2,702 Posted April 16, 2018 Still hot, good deal. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,617 Posted April 16, 2018 I don't know how she ends up with the hockey player and not Keith Urban. And how does Keith Urban end up with a stiff like that horrible Scientology actress? These two need to hook up already. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Big Guy 1,400 Posted April 16, 2018 Candy Underwear Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Filthy Fernadez 2,696 Posted October 6, 2018 https://www.instagram.com/p/BokhMn2l8Ez/?utm_source=ig_embed She's hideous now. Not really but I think one of us geeks stand a better chance now. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites