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Collecting urine samples from animals.

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Collecting urine samples from animals.

I see your urine samples and raise you milking bull jizz

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Cleaning up splattered brain after a suicide.

Well, I'm a mushroom cloud-laying motherfocker, motherfocker! Every time my fingers touch brain, I'm Superfly T.N.T.! I'm the The Guns of the Navarone!

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I used to test urine samples.

Believe it or not, you get so used to the urine scent, it's no longer unpleasant.

I've received bright green, bright red, dark brown almost black urine.

After a while it's all just samples and nothing really shocks you.

Mother's clean up after children for years. After a while, you become desensitized to poo and vomit.

I work with blood and tissues...it's like looking at a chicken leg, you've seen it so much, it's not gross.

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I used to test urine samples.

Believe it or not, you get so used to the urine scent, it's no longer unpleasant.

I've received bright green, bright red, dark brown almost black urine.

After a while it's all just samples and nothing really shocks you.

Mother's clean up after children for years. After a while, you become desensitized to poo and vomit.

I work with blood and tissues...it's like looking at a chicken leg, you've seen it so much, it's not gross.

I work in the same field. Ever so often I have to purify a bone marker from 45 liters of children urine so... I get yea it’s just a process I don’t particularly enjoy but you get use to it. I also purify a factor from liters of reconstituted freeze dried cobra venom. Quite frankly I prefer working with the safer urine.

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Driving someone to Fishtown

 

It wasn't that bad. Big tip that night.

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It wasn't that bad. Big tip that night.

Just the the Tip. That's what they all say.

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Just the the Tip. That's what they all say.

Not your mom. She wants all four inches.

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When they raided trumps lawyer's office, they apparently formed , and I am not making this up , what's called a "taint team".

 

Can you imagine being on the team that's responsible for Donald Trump's taint?

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Not your mom. She wants all four inches.

You will have to fight off Filthy Fernandez. He has dibs and promised to wear a condom.

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Last guy in line running a train on a festering, infected wh0re. (your mom)

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I see your urine samples and raise you milking bull jizz

"Gloveman" the guy that directs the bull where he needs to go.

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Worst blow job contest judge.

What the fock are you talking about? Thats the second best job! :wacko:

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Oh, I get it. Wurst job. That's funny. I'm funny.

We got it. It just wasn't funny. :dunno:

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I would have to think podiatrist is up there. At least they make good money

Gynecologist might sound like a good job until 400 pound Kwasanna smears her way to the table.

 

I made myself nauseous thinking that up.

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My buddy has some stories working in the ER. Some chick was complaining of vag pain...turns out sheleft a tampon in for like 5 days. He said it was in the top 3 for worst smells of all time.

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My buddy has some stories working in the ER. Some chick was complaining of vag pain...turns out sheleft a tampon in for like 5 days. He said it was in the top 3 for worst smells of all time.

My friends older brother was an ER doctor at Charity Hospital back in the 80,s here in N.O. When we were the murder capital of the world. He could take the blood and guts. But he couldn't take the fat excessive obese women. He'd puke at a Popeyes chicken leg under a 500 lbs black womans breast (I wondered were that went) Give him intestinal inards all day long. Bile and all from gunshot wounds and stabbing. He was good.

 

Bad hygenine......nope!

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I had a fairly disgusting job back in my teens picking up the lot at a drive-in movie theater,thankfully I had one of those trash pickers.

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