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Ariana Grande and Pete Davidson?

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Flipping around. They just got engaged? Are you flipping kidding me?

 

If there's a separate death pool for offing oneself, I'd have Davidson near the top of the list. And he gets this one? Fuk me.

 

Busted face. Scattered ass teeth. Body Like An Olsen twin. No Talent having mental health freak.

 

And he gets to tap that ass? Fuk me running.

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These SNL dweebs have a history of bagging chicks way above them. That Colin Jost kid from weekend update was/is banging Scarlett Johansson.

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These SNL dweebs have a history of bagging chicks way above them. That Colin Jost kid from weekend update was/is banging Scarlett Johansson.

True... Phil Hartman's wife was waaay above him....with a shotgun.

 

Too soon?

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Flipping around :lol:

Thats what he calls reading her fan blog

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Makes no sense. I am so jealous

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Makes no sense. I am so jealous

 

I was jealous when he was just dating her. But now that they're engaged, I feel sorry for him. Poor guy.

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I was jealous when he was just dating her. But now that they're engaged, I feel sorry for him. Poor guy.

 

Huge dong?

 

100% prenup

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I was jealous when he was just dating her. But now that they're engaged, I feel sorry for him. Poor guy.

Yep...let's just fast forward to it the story where she cheated on him with someone that doesn't look like he has downs.

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I was jealous when he was just dating her. But now that they're engaged, I feel sorry for him. Poor guy.

Well, they've been together almost a month, so I'm sure they've got it all figured out.

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my 11 year old daughter wouldn't even have started a thread this gay. seek help kid.

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my 11 year old daughter wouldn't even have started a thread this gay. seek help kid.

 

gay may not be the right word, but :lol:

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my 11 year old daughter wouldn't even have started a thread this gay. seek help kid.

Can si-

 

 

Um...nevermind

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Stockholm Syndrome :dunno: Stinky vag and this is the best she can do :dunno: She got the herp :dunno: Aids :dunno: .

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Maybe he's doing it to get to her thexy brother Frankie :wub:

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Of course he had to get engaged to her ASAP. He needs to set his hooks into her. I would not be surprised if she wound up pregnant within weeks.

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Stockholm Syndrome :dunno: Stinky vag and this is the best she can do :dunno: She got the herp :dunno: Aids :dunno: .

 

All worth it.

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its like when Corky dated the Prom Queen

Leave poor Edjr out of this

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Leave poor Edjr out of this

 

:cry:

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...and, after dropping a hundred K on an engagement ring and swapping tattoos and whatnot...

 

They Broke Up.

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She must be a complete focking idiot to be with him! :dunno:

 

I mean really, WTF??? He's not funny, good looking or talented, I don't get it :doh:

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I'd still violate her like the speed limit.

 

But when she started canceling events because she had PTSD? I wanted to punch her in the throat.

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If these two can't make it, who can??

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He still tapped that ass

 

all that matters

 

maybe he can get Cecily Strong now?

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