BunnysBastatrds 1,911 Posted August 9, 2018 You're alone and obviously someone who is standing and stoopid. Did you come here for the buffet? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Patriotsfatboy1 1,432 Posted August 9, 2018 Nice bum, where you from? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GhostofTEK 71 Posted August 9, 2018 Hello darling. Southerners know this works. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
frank 2,144 Posted August 9, 2018 It makes me sad that I know what he is going to say without clicking on the video. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fandandy 3,311 Posted August 9, 2018 It makes me sad that I know what he is going to say without clicking on the video. Imagine the regret of the woman who took his advice. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kanil 519 Posted August 9, 2018 I'm not very good with lines. Butt being horizontal changes. I need some help moving the furniture around. That junk back there would be a great start. Hello darling. You're alone and obviously someone who is standing and stoopid. Did you come here for the buffet? You're going to die alone. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,080 Posted August 9, 2018 This would be a lot more fun if you were alive. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GhostofTEK 71 Posted August 9, 2018 This would be a lot more fun if you were alive. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,080 Posted August 9, 2018 You sure have pretty underarms. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Patriotsfatboy1 1,432 Posted August 9, 2018 How much do you charge for a blowjob? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,631 Posted August 9, 2018 When God made the earth, he was showing us his power. When God made sunrises and sunsets, he was showing us how much he loves us. When God made you? Well hell, he was just showing off. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore troubadour 12,595 Posted August 9, 2018 What's your sign? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gladiators 1,904 Posted August 9, 2018 Ever been to the GC? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore troubadour 12,595 Posted August 9, 2018 Your place or, well I don't have my own place but I do have this sweet room I rent from a guy I found on Craigslist? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 5,172 Posted August 9, 2018 Guy: would you sleep with me for a billion dollars? Girl: sure! Guy: How about for $50? Girl: What do you think I am, a wh0re? Guy: We've established that you are a wh0re, now we are negotiating. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745 Posted August 10, 2018 Southerners know this works. Except its darlin, not darling. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,080 Posted August 10, 2018 Tell her it ain't gonna suck its self. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fandandy 3,311 Posted August 10, 2018 You prolly don't get picked up too often, am I right?? I mean, you're so fat. I imagine picking you up would be hard. Let me start over. Hello darlin... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
frank 2,144 Posted August 10, 2018 The Meg opens tonight. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
frank 2,144 Posted August 10, 2018 Sharing toothbrushes: gross or acceptable? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
frank 2,144 Posted August 10, 2018 at what age did you stop worrying about your post count? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Patriotsfatboy1 1,432 Posted August 10, 2018 Me: I would love to take you to breakfast in the morning Her: ok. What time? Me: should I call you or nudge you? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
frank 2,144 Posted August 10, 2018 Can you see these? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GhostofTEK 71 Posted August 10, 2018 Except its darlin, not darling. You are correct. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
frank 2,144 Posted August 10, 2018 $258,000 a month in child support. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,080 Posted August 10, 2018 Do you know any good pickup lines? This one may actually work. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KayJay1971 238 Posted April 12, 2020 Are those space pants you are wearing? Because that Azz is out of this world! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KayJay1971 238 Posted April 12, 2020 Was your dad a baker? Because you have amazing buns! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KayJay1971 238 Posted April 12, 2020 I would break every chair in the world so you would have to sit on my face! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KayJay1971 238 Posted April 12, 2020 <rolling my shirt sleeve between my thumb and forefinger> Me: Do you know what this is? Her: No. What is it? Me: Boyfriend material! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KayJay1971 238 Posted April 12, 2020 <stick my finger in my mouth and then dab it on her shirt> "Awe. You poor thing. Lets go get you out of those wet clothes!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Elevator Killer 497 Posted April 12, 2020 On 8/7/2018 at 2:43 PM, Vince44 said: Grocery store line... You know it's dangerous for you to be in the frozen food section. Why is it? Cause you could melt all this stuff. Best part of "My Blue Heaven." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
taco breath 419 Posted April 12, 2020 if i said you had a nice rack, would you hold it against me? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,080 Posted April 12, 2020 3 hours ago, KayJay1971 said: <stick my finger in my mouth and then dab it on her shirt> "Awe. You poor thing. Lets go get you out of those wet clothes!" You do that shiot nowadays you'll get shot. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745 Posted April 13, 2020 Are you a Coronavirus? Cause you sure take my breath away. 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,631 Posted April 13, 2020 Does this smell like chloroform to you? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
taco breath 419 Posted April 13, 2020 it's FAT ALBERT !!!!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Utilit99 4,099 Posted April 13, 2020 As God as my witness, I thought turkeys could fly. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites