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You're alone and obviously someone who is standing and stoopid. Did you come here for the buffet?

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It makes me sad that I know what he is going to say without clicking on the video.

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It makes me sad that I know what he is going to say without clicking on the video.

Imagine the regret of the woman who took his advice.

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I'm not very good with lines. Butt being horizontal changes.

 

 

I need some help moving the furniture around. That junk back there would be a great start.

 

 

Hello darling.

 

 

You're alone and obviously someone who is standing and stoopid. Did you come here for the buffet?

 

 

You're going to die alone.

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This would be a lot more fun if you were alive.

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You sure have pretty underarms. :wub:

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When God made the earth, he was showing us his power.

 

When God made sunrises and sunsets, he was showing us how much he loves us.

 

When God made you?

 

Well hell,

 

he was just showing off.

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Your place or, well I don't have my own place but I do have this sweet room I rent from a guy I found on Craigslist?

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Guy: would you sleep with me for a billion dollars?

Girl: sure!

Guy: How about for $50?

Girl: What do you think I am, a wh0re?

Guy: We've established that you are a wh0re, now we are negotiating. :cheers:

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Tell her it ain't gonna suck its self.

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You prolly don't get picked up too often, am I right?? I mean, you're so fat. I imagine picking you up would be hard. Let me start over. Hello darlin...

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Do you know any good pickup lines?

 

 

This one may actually work.

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