Cloaca du jour 2,064 Posted September 2, 2018 https://goo.gl/images/jy8r6G 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cloaca du jour 2,064 Posted September 2, 2018 One time I was invited to a amputee lingerie models party. The place was crawling with puzzy. Im going to hell 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shorepatrol 1,734 Posted September 2, 2018 Oh it moved Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fandandy 3,311 Posted September 2, 2018 I wonder what happened. I can't imagine trying to keep a positive attitude and dealing with that on a daily basis. I would have crawled in a hole and died. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Djgb13 2,338 Posted September 2, 2018 Ah yes. Good ol nugget p0rn Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
thetxstang 0 Posted September 2, 2018 Only a Trumpaloon would believe that’s authentic. https://pin.it/dqssnpfymvafz5 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,629 Posted September 2, 2018 Only a Trumpaloon would believe thats authentic. https://pin.it/dqssnpfymvafz5 Nice. Now it moved. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fandandy 3,311 Posted September 2, 2018 Bummer. I definitely don't have a shot with her now. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,629 Posted September 2, 2018 https://goo.gl/images/jy8r6G Thing you got to remember, Somebody got to wipe her ass. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MDC 5,874 Posted September 2, 2018 What do you say to a feminist with no arms or legs? Nice t1ts, b1tch. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shorepatrol 1,734 Posted September 2, 2018 What do you say to a feminist with no arms or legs? Nice t1ts, b1tch. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
montana 89 Posted September 4, 2018 What do you say to a feminist with no arms or legs? Nice t1ts, b1tch. Quit being chauvinistic. Bitches hate that sh!t. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Filthy Fernadez 2,696 Posted September 5, 2018 https://goo.gl/images/jy8r6GI saw her at the beach one day. She asked me to kiss her because she'd never been kissed so I kissed her. Then she asked that I feel her bewbs cause they'd never been held by a guy so I played with them. Then she asked me to touch her nether regions cause it had never been touched so I played with her poosay. At the height of her arousal she said she'd never been focked and would I help her so I said sure. Then I picked her up and threw her in the ocean and told her 'Consider yourself focked'. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tanatastic 2,061 Posted September 5, 2018 Hell yes, I’d even go out of my way just for the experience. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
joneo 529 Posted September 5, 2018 She's the easiest fock I've ever had. No fighting, no pepper spray. Just the constant yelling was a bit of an issue. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Filthy Fernadez 2,696 Posted September 5, 2018 You could put a rope around her waist, sit her on Johnson the pull the cord, letting her spin around. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,629 Posted September 6, 2018 One time I was invited to a amputee lingerie models party. Me too. I got there super early, while they were still getting the place ready. So I offered them a hand. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
