Woman who banged 20 ghosts is now engaged to a spirit

[mobb_deep 921]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?=62&v=9Znr5nt7laA

 

A British woman who claimed she has slept with at least 20 ghosts says shes now engaged to a poltergeist.

 

In December, Amethyst Realm told British TV show ITV This Morning that she cheated on her fiancé with a ghost, and has since gone on to have supernatural affairs with at least 20 paranormal beings. Well, now she says shes found true love with an apparition. Realm said the ghost asked her to get married during a trip to celebrate their nine-month relationship at Englands Wookey Hole caves, according to The Sun. There was no going down on one knee he doesnt have knees. But for the first time, I heard him speak, she told The Sun. I could actually hear his voice and it was beautiful. Deep, sexy and real. The 30-year-old said she met her spooky match, who doesnt have a name, during a work trip to Australia in February. Id not had a phantom fling for a while and as I was away on business, starting a new relationship was the last thing on my mind, the Bristol-based spiritual counselor told The Sun. Then one day, while I was walking through the bush, enjoying nature, I suddenly felt this incredible energy. A new lover had arrived. Realm said her friends and family have embraced her unusual engagement and now she is planning her big day as a Pagan ceremony. We havent discussed the details yet but I think it will be quite a big do, she said. However, the couple already had sex on the plane back from Australia when they first met. I was happy and excited so excited that we had to do something about it, she said. So we headed to the plane loo and, well, I am now a member of the Mile High Club. The bride-to-be added that this engagement is much more satisfying than her previous living fiancé. Sometimes I get the feeling that Im being moved, she said. Orgasms I have with my spirit lovers have been way more satisfying than any Ive had with ordinary men.

[RLLD 4,275]

She needs to be ALOT hotter if she is going to be that crazy

[DonS 3,328]

"England's Wookey Hole caves"

 

[kutulu 1,719]

It follows

[Mookz 1,383]

She needs to be ALOT hotter if she is going to be that crazy

 

Her face is too big for her features, but crop out the excess and you have Blake Lively's cousin.

 

I think I'm too alive for her, though.

[the s is ilent 69]

20 ghosts. What a ghostslut.

[kutulu 1,719]

Boo!

[Thornton Melon 651]

So, whIch letter gets added to LGBTIADHJLIYB....?

[Filthy Fernadez 2,696]

https://m.imdb.com/title/tt0819839/?ref=m_nv_sr_1

 

Apparently it was filmed.

[EternalShinyAndChrome 4,339]

https://m.imdb.com/title/tt0819839/?ref=m_nv_sr_1

 

Apparently it was filmed.

 

That's the sequel. Here was the original documentary: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0805570/

[NorthernVike 2,100]

Wood. In the afterlife.

[frank 2,349]

Won't the relationship end right before they say I do?

[titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745]

 

Her face is too big for her features, but crop out the excess and you have Blake Lively's cousin.

 

I think I'm too alive for her, though.

Just spray paint yourself glow in the dark, drag a chain around, and rape her. Shed claim to be raped by a ghost. Nobody would care. Easy.

[RaiderHaters Revenge 4,576]

the next protected class by the left

 

I identify as a ghost rapist

[Djgb13 2,339]

You think shes yawning but shes actually sucking a ghost cack

[RaiderHaters Revenge 4,576]

I heard she was raped by the ghost of Justice Kavanaugh

[Voltaire 5,505]

So, whIch letter gets added to LGBTIADHJLIYB....?

[Voltaire 5,505]

However, the couple already had sex on the plane back from Australia when they first met. I was happy and excited so excited that we had to do something about it, she said. So we headed to the plane loo and, well, I am now a member of the Mile High Club.

 

It's true, I exchanged seats with the Muslim lady sitting next to her to get a better view.

[DonS 3,328]

You think shes yawning but shes actually sucking a ghost cack

[DonS 3,328]

If she gets pregnant then it's a guaranteed still birth.

[Voltaire 5,505]

If she gets pregnant then it's a guaranteed still birth.

Not necessarily.

 

The last time this happened, Jesus was born.

[DonS 3,328]

Not necessarily.

 

The last time this happened, Jesus was born.

Oh sh1t, you're right! Did Mary pull a Holy Spirit train?

[KSB2424 3,174]

She finally met her boo.

 

Good for her.

[titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745]

I miss the good ole days when people like this would be locked up or mocked as a loon rather than celebrated and given attention.