Jump to content
Sign in to follow this  
Gratefulegg1973

The Official Week 9 FU Thread

Recommended Posts

FU to whoever the blind motherfocker is that claims Murray was even close to crossing the goal line. Get the load out of your eyes idiot.

 

FU to Carolina's OC. Remember that McCaffrey dude that was lighting sh!t up for weeks? You obviously don't, but he's the little white guy that gets a fake handoff every play then blocks. Give him the ball once in a while twatnozzle

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Fitzpatrick, already has an INT..................where's the rocking chair? Butt-hurt TB coaches will probably put Aunt Jemima back in for him?

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Apparently my post made it to Carolina's OC's Ipad. CMac owners can thank me.

 

Anyhoo, I know it's early. But 0 catches between my elite WR duo of Thielen and Evans? WTF?

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Ok, time's up. FU Mike Evans. Do something you big dumb galoot

 

Ditto for David Njoku. If you screw me again this week I'm driving to Cleveland

 

Marvin Jones is also closing in on a FU

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Ok, time's up. FU Mike Evans. Do something you big dumb galoot

 

Ditto for David Njoku. If you screw me again this week I'm driving to Cleveland

 

Marvin Jones is also closing in on a FU

 

I'm with you on Jones too, WTH? Stafford found him twice earlier but he's disappeared since. Another SLACKER!

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

To me:

 

For having the splendid good fortune to be playing against the Bears defense this week.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Oh, and FU Chicago D. You're single handily beating my whole team. Wow. Fock me

You and me both. More specifically FU Bills offense. Scored 26 points against me with 4 min left in first half. Just inexcusable to be this inept. Kneel down for 3 plays and then proceed to punt the ball out of bounds.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Tevin Coleman finally having a big game...on my bench against what WAS a studly Redskins run defense.

Tarik Cohen in my lineup, going to finish under 7 touches on the day again.

Kenyan Drake in my lineup, might break 10 touches.

Ben inexplicably showing up big in the one game he was least likely to do anything in this season.

  • Like 1

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

FU to me for being a believer in Kenny "always on a holiday" Golladay. Not any more.....I'm breaking up with Kenny G I've learned my lesson. Dropsville it is.

 

I already feel better about myself.

  • Like 1

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Njoku just because it's a weekly tradition. Feel free to break up the Baker/Landry halftime affair and introduce yourself.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Wentz on a bye, so I was left with having to play.... flacco...

 

Hopefully they are so far behind early in the second half Flacco needs to throw the rest of the game.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Tevin Coleman finally having a big game...on my bench against what WAS a studly Redskins run defense.

Tarik Cohen in my lineup, going to finish under 7 touches on the day again.

Kenyan Drake in my lineup, might break 10 touches.

Ben inexplicably showing up big in the one game he was least likely to do anything in this season.

Yep, I put in Breida over him all due to matchup, no wonder I'm terrible this year...FU to me.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

It's blowing my mind that Mike Evans doesn't have a catch. Put Jameis back in. Fock, put Vinny Testaverde in. Ridiculous.

 

And Njoku is a focking bust loser. Can't wait to get this scrub off my team.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Dear Tarik Cohen

 

FU

 

your friend

 

Super Cubs

 

ps FU to Golladay as well

 

Take it up with the latest Andy Reid protege. The same guy who saw Cohen break a 70 yd TD in the opening quarter last week and then decided "eh, that probably won't work anymore".

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Marvin, Njoku, Hill...…...they should all have to sleep with Rose Anne Barr for their "performances" so far today. Hell, I hate my whole team!

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Crap I forgot Njoku's on a bye..............oh wait, he is every week! And Detroit, their offense (and Marv) is a joke, Stafford hangs onto the ball WAY to long, those sacks are on him, the linemen are holding their blocks long enough. Put the backup in!

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

It's blowing my mind that Mike Evans doesn't have a catch. Put Jameis back in. Fock, put Vinny Testaverde in. Ridiculous.

 

And Njoku is a focking bust loser. Can't wait to get this scrub off my team.

This.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Why is Matt Stafford considered good? Seriously?

 

Welp, my 3 stud WRs Evans, Thielen, Marvin Jones are all MIA. Gonna go check my milk carton for them.

 

Njoku is beyond words bad

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Why is Matt Stafford considered good? Seriously?

 

Welp, my 3 stud WRs Evans, Thielen, Marvin Jones are all MIA. Gonna go check my milk carton for them.

 

Njoku is beyond words bad

Stafford looks scared today, stupid mistakes he's making-plus he's killing my M Jones! And Njoku, he's gone to waivers, what a fat, lazy slob.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Tevin Coleman finally having a big game...on my bench against what WAS a studly Redskins run defense.

Tarik Cohen in my lineup, going to finish under 7 touches on the day again.

Kenyan Drake in my lineup, might break 10 touches.

Ben inexplicably showing up big in the one game he was least likely to do anything in this season.

 

This. Cmon Tarik!

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Tevin Coleman with the best game he will have all year, in a terrible matchup, on my bench. FU.

 

My starters:

Brees

Cohen

Drake

 

My bench:

Fitzpatrick

Coleman

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Zeurlein owners adjust their mortar coordinates to send a few shells in the direction of the Rams' sideline. Seriously, McVay, would it be all right for The Leg to squeeze a field goal in every now and then between the Gurley and Goff TDs ? (fake field goal attempt whiffs)

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Every time McVay goes for a fake field goal, I want to fake shake his hand and punch him in the gut.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Create an account or sign in to comment

You need to be a member in order to leave a comment

Create an account

Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!

Register a new account

Sign in

Already have an account? Sign in here.

Sign In Now
Sign in to follow this  

×