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Why hot chicks end up with either dooshbags or fugly Mf'ers baffles me

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7 minutes ago, Ray Lewis's Limo Driver said:

Why hot chicks end up with either dooshbags or fugly Mf'ers baffles me

Ah, this explains why all the Geeks here have supermodel women.

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5 hours ago, Cruzer said:

Ah, this explains why all the Geeks here have supermodel women.

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8 hours ago, Ray Lewis's Limo Driver said:

Why hot chicks end up with either dooshbags or fugly Mf'ers baffles me

Because the vast majority of rich men are either dooshbags, ugly mfers, or both. And hot chicks are usually just looking to monetize that poosay before they lose the ability to. 

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11 hours ago, titans&bucs&bearsohmy! said:

Because the vast majority of rich men are either dooshbags, ugly mfers, or both. And hot chicks are usually just looking to monetize that poosay before they lose the ability to. 

Smart thinking actually.

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all i see is her unibrow.

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3 hours ago, taco breath said:

all i see is her unibrow.

I rarely make it that high up.

 

 

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19 hours ago, taco breath said:

all i see is her unibrow.

She has a face?   :unsure:

1 minute ago, Bishop82 said:

Cute face but no curves. Wouldn't toss her back though. 7.5/10

You aren't searching correctly. Nice bewbs and hips. A tad skinny but there's curves there.

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37 minutes ago, Bishop82 said:

Cute face but no curves. Wouldn't toss her back though. 7.5/10

agreed - basically a praying mantis with yuuuge knockers ... 7/10

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1 hour ago, Bishop82 said:

Cute face but no curves. Wouldn't toss her back though. 7.5/10

Da fook?

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I bet those lips suck amazing cack. :wub:

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8 hours ago, bostonlager said:

I bet those lips suck amazing cack. :wub:

Damn. That means I'm out of the running. :cry:

 

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love the hairy pits.  :wub:

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On 1/10/2019 at 1:50 PM, sderk said:

It's simply unfair to law abiding adult men. Could you imagine if you were like 18 and she was hot for you? I would have gone home weeping.

Gotta just try to stack the jury with dudes and roll with the "how the fock could I not?" defense on that one. 

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On 3/28/2019 at 5:42 PM, crackattack said:

I rarely make it that high up.

 

 

I see a bit of the Elaine dance there. 😄  I was waiting for the kick and the thumbs.

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2 hours ago, mmmmm...beer said:

I see a bit of the Elaine dance there. 😄  I was waiting for the kick and the thumbs.

😁👍

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19 hours ago, RaiderHaters Revenge said:

Why do women want to look as bad as possible

but, she can dance.

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46 minutes ago, taco breath said:

but, she can dance.

yah I dont care if I had a 4some with prime Claudia Schiffer, Cindy Crawford, and Stephanie Seymour, if they showed up with unshaved armpits or hairy focking legs I am out

 

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19 minutes ago, taco breath said:

 

eewww. Those legs are nasty.

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My first thought was eww, but as I thought about it, I'm not sure how much I would care about hairy but trimmed armpits, especially on an otherwise hot chick.  I don't have an armpit fetish, and I can't recall ever kissing/licking/touching a chick's armpit.  Legs in that other vid though, that's a showstopper.

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On 8/10/2019 at 6:38 PM, jerryskids said:

My first thought was eww, but as I thought about it, I'm not sure how much I would care about hairy but trimmed armpits, especially on an otherwise hot chick.  I don't have an armpit fetish, and I can't recall ever kissing/licking/touching a chick's armpit.  Legs in that other vid though, that's a showstopper.

Hairy armpits alone would not be a deal breaker.

It is the mental instability that comes along with thinking hairy armpits is some kind of womyns power statement that is the deal breaker.

Those are the same chicks who always have an "I was (regret) raped in college story" in their back pocket.

Insane.

I am usually not a big fan of the Instahoe look but something about Emily, perhaps her Jewish ancestry, sparks a fire in my loins.

Although she was a lot hotter when I thought she was from Brazil or Eastern Europe. Being a Cali girl is so, well, basic.

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On ‎8‎/‎10‎/‎2019 at 7:08 PM, taco breath said:

 

Don't bring that into my Emily thread :mad:

 

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On 8/10/2019 at 7:06 PM, RaiderHaters Revenge said:

yah I dont care if I had a 4some with prime Claudia Schiffer, Cindy Crawford, and Stephanie Seymour, if they showed up with unshaved armpits or hairy focking legs I am out

 

Ditto. I like women feminine. And no "hourglass" types. 

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6 minutes ago, Patriotsfatboy1 said:

I find that not having your pants at your ankles helps.  

I don't want my pants touching the filthy floor. I'm an unzip my fly kinda guy. 

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