5-Points 2,729 Posted January 10, 2019 He can take him to the range where that great dad put an Uzi in his little girls hand and the recoil promptly murdered the instructor.Actually, the instructor put the Uzi in the little girl's hands, let her pop off one round on semi then switched the selector to auto. He is responsible for his own demise. HTH Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
5-Points 2,729 Posted January 10, 2019 Shrinky Dinks. Or are they considered racist these days? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TimmySmith 2,782 Posted January 10, 2019 Typical stuff. Clean the toilets, take out the trash, vacuuming is always fun. Dusting. Lots of ironing, kids love that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cyclone24 1,814 Posted January 10, 2019 Just give him the normal childhood.. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring make meat helmets. When hes insolent place him in a burlap bag and beat him with reeds- pretty standard really. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thornton Melon 544 Posted January 10, 2019 Cards Against Humanity Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 5,204 Posted January 10, 2019 Cards Against Humanity Good call -- nothing helps to establish a healthy relationship with her child as when their mom throws out a double anal orgasm card. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
porkbutt 861 Posted January 10, 2019 take him to the zoo. i hear retards like the zoo Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thornton Melon 544 Posted January 10, 2019 Good call -- nothing helps to establish a healthy relationship with her child as when their mom throws out a double anal orgasm card. I must admit - I was a little weirded out the first time I played this with my daughters and their boyfriends...the alcohol helped Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sderk 1,040 Posted January 10, 2019 I must admit - I was a little weirded out the first time I played this with my daughters and their boyfriends...the alcohol helped From the sound of it, I could never play this game with family. Not even drunk. I'll stick with scrabble when it comes to family get togethers. My family barely even swears in front of each other. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KSB2424 3,083 Posted January 10, 2019 Shoe tying contest, timed, for prizes Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KSB2424 3,083 Posted January 10, 2019 Ask him to try and say Toy Boat five times fast. And do it in his room until he can with correct pronunciation. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KSB2424 3,083 Posted January 10, 2019 The old table paper football game where you fold a piece of paper into a small triangle and slide it over the table for TDs then kick a Extra Point. All my 40 plus Geeks will know wtf Im talking about Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gladiators 1,904 Posted January 10, 2019 The old table paper football game where you fold a piece of paper into a small triangle and slide it over the table for TDs then kick a Extra Point. All my 40 plus Geeks will know wtf Im talking about Not 40+, but played the game many times. Ever play a game where you spin a quarter. You have to keep the quarter going. Who ever messes up gets the quarter flicked across the floor or table at their knuckles? Hard to explain, but if you played, you know what I am talking about. Lots of bloody knuckles from that game. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 5,204 Posted January 10, 2019 The old table paper football game where you fold a piece of paper into a small triangle and slide it over the table for TDs then kick a Extra Point. All my 40 plus Geeks will know wtf Im talking about This was probably my biggest time waster as a kid. My friend which I'll call Bill, because that was his name, had an Erector Set and built two goalposts which we kept at my house. In the basement we had a beat up pool table which we mostly used for kicking paper footballs; we rolled the die and kicked from wherever we rolled. 1 was a gimme, 6 was the end bumper of the pool table. I'm not sure I could estimate the hundreds of hours we wasted doing this. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cyclone24 1,814 Posted January 10, 2019 Not 40+, but played the game many times. Ever play a game where you spin a quarter. You have to keep the quarter going. Who ever messes up gets the quarter flicked across the floor or table at their knuckles? Hard to explain, but if you played, you know what I am talking about. Lots of bloody knuckles from that game. We played basketball that way. You would flick the quarter towards your opponent and he would grab it with his thumbs and you have to make a basket on your end of the table that they would try to flick it in... if they didn't grab the quarter with their 2 thumbs it was a turnover. The stupid crap we played as kids. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thornton Melon 544 Posted January 10, 2019 From the sound of it, I could never play this game with family. Not even drunk. I'll stick with scrabble when it comes to family get togethers. My family barely even swears in front of each other. Yeah, growing up, my family was the same way. My parents would be rolling over in their graves if they saw some of my family interactions. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites