Djgb13 2,338 Posted January 10, 2019 DAM shes smokin http://dailysnark.com/tim-tebow-gets-engaged-to-miss-universe-demi-leigh-nel-peters-2/ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DonS 3,067 Posted January 10, 2019 Wow. I guess prayer works afterall. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,080 Posted January 10, 2019 I may have to rethink this whole non-religious thing I have going on. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RaiderHaters Revenge 3,579 Posted January 10, 2019 shes no Lucy Pinder Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EternalShinyAndChrome 2,515 Posted January 10, 2019 meh. sderk has had much better. Seriously - he said so. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sderk 1,040 Posted January 10, 2019 meh. sderk has had much better. Seriously - he said so. Link? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Filthy Fernadez 2,696 Posted January 10, 2019 She fine but slight minus for the 'outie' belly button. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mobb_deep 917 Posted January 10, 2019 She looks sort of like a young Aishwarya Rai. https://goo.gl/images/5C7fu5 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sderk 1,040 Posted January 10, 2019 I wonder if they can't do it until marriage? That would be difficult to wait for. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gladiators 1,904 Posted January 10, 2019 I might identify as Tim Tebow for a night and hang out with her. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DonS 3,067 Posted January 10, 2019 She looks sort of like a young Aishwarya Rai. https://goo.gl/images/5C7fu5 Very nice! I'd probably bust my nut before I could fully say her name, though. AISHWAR.... oops. Now I'm sleepy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RaiderHaters Revenge 3,579 Posted January 10, 2019 I wonder if they can't do it until marriage? That would be difficult to wait for. I am sure if you are Tim Tebow and you have gone your whole life turning away top notch tail, you can wait curious to me is if she is actually a virgin as well, my guess is NOPE, shes from South Africa, so you know shes had that dark meat Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DonS 3,067 Posted January 10, 2019 I wonder if they can't do it until marriage? That would be difficult to wait for. What does The Bible say about t1tty focking and giving her a pearl necklace? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EternalShinyAndChrome 2,515 Posted January 10, 2019 Link? http://www.fftodayforums.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=479006&page=6&do=findComment&comment=6391520 "Actually I'm not attracted to men sexually. And not that it matters at all, but I would bet every penny I own that I have been with way more and way hotter chicks than you have ever even spoken to in you 100 years on this earth. ☺" Link provided and confirmed. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mobb_deep 917 Posted January 10, 2019 http://www.fftodayforums.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=479006&page=6&do=findComment&comment=6391520 "Actually I'm not attracted to men sexually. And not that it matters at all, but I would bet every penny I own that I have been with way more and way hotter chicks than you have ever even spoken to in you 100 years on this earth. ☺" Link provided and confirmed. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
posty 2,296 Posted January 10, 2019 7.25-carat ring? Damn, she better be able to suck the chrome off a trailer hitch multiple times... Of course, he won't know if she is worth it or not... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745 Posted January 11, 2019 7.25-carat ring? Damn, she better be able to suck the chrome off a trailer hitch multiple times... Of course, he won't know if she is worth it or not... I noticed that too. I also noticed it said "solitaire" not diamond, and "internally flawless like you" which makes one think CZ. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,080 Posted January 11, 2019 http://www.fftodayforums.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=479006&page=6&do=findComment&comment=6391520 "Actually I'm not attracted to men sexually. And not that it matters at all, but I would bet every penny I own that I have been with way more and way hotter chicks than you have ever even spoken to in you 100 years on this earth. ☺" Link provided and confirmed. POW! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tanatastic 2,061 Posted January 11, 2019 He will finally be able to lose his virginity. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sderk 1,040 Posted January 11, 2019 http://www.fftodayforums.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=479006&page=6&do=findComment&comment=6391520 "Actually I'm not attracted to men sexually. And not that it matters at all, but I would bet every penny I own that I have been with way more and way hotter chicks than you have ever even spoken to in you 100 years on this earth. ☺" Link provided and confirmed. No. I was just replying to one person who called me gay because of my previous profession. I never said: " have had much better." than whoever this chick is. I don't even know who this chick is. Poor comprehension skills by you. And just because you can't get a hot chick, doesn't mean I didn't. Sorry to inform you dude. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KSB2424 3,083 Posted January 11, 2019 :tebow: ETA: seriously Mike? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cbfalcon 824 Posted January 11, 2019 There is no way to know where she ranks in the universe. She may be well below average even. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MDC 5,890 Posted January 11, 2019 He will finally be able to lose his virginity. It will take approximately 5 seconds. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gladiators 1,904 Posted January 11, 2019 It will take approximately 5 seconds. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sderk 1,040 Posted January 11, 2019 I wonder if he will say 'Thank You Jesus!' after she says, 'I do'? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gladiators 1,904 Posted January 11, 2019 It will take approximately 5 seconds. I cant imagine waiting till 30 or however old he is. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745 Posted January 11, 2019 I cant imagine waiting till 30 or however old he is. I cant imagine it as MYSELF, a goofy overweight loser. With the caliber of poon he's likely had throwing itself at him, he's either ghey or has will of steel. If it's the later, I don't understand it, but I respect it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gladiators 1,904 Posted January 11, 2019 I cant imagine it as MYSELF, a goofy overweight loser. With the caliber of poon he's likely had throwing itself at him, he's either ghey or has will of steel. If it's the later, I don't understand it, but I respect it. Agreed. If he is able to hold off, I respect it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,639 Posted January 11, 2019 Not worth it. But beard worthy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dain11279 927 Posted January 11, 2019 I cant imagine waiting till 30 or however old he is. Biggest lie in sports. Starting QB at Florida, yeah he never landed any trim Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,080 Posted January 11, 2019 On their wedding night... Tebow: Please Lord don't let me cvm to fast please don't let me ahhhhhggggghhhhhh. WTF God! That wasn't even 5 seconds. Rethinks life choices. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
parrot 789 Posted January 11, 2019 On their wedding night... Tebow: Please Lord don't let me cvm to fast please don't let me ahhhhhggggghhhhhh. WTF God! That wasn't even 5 seconds. Rethinks life choices. Fiance' "If you would have gotten rid of the ball as fast as you get rid of a load you might still be in the league." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,080 Posted January 11, 2019 How disappointed will he be when he finds out she's been a whorra her whole life? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DonS 3,067 Posted January 11, 2019 How disappointed will he be when he finds out she's been a whorra her whole life? Especially when he learns she's a Sodomite! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tanatastic 2,061 Posted January 11, 2019 Biggest lie in sports. Starting QB at Florida, yeah he never landed any trim It’s complete horsecrap. He has dated multiple smoking hot women and celebrities. No chance they go along with this juvenile chastity thing. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EternalShinyAndChrome 2,515 Posted January 11, 2019 No. I was just replying to one person who called me gay because of my previous profession. I never said: " have had much better." than whoever this chick is. I don't even know who this chick is. Poor comprehension skills by you. And just because you can't get a hot chick, doesn't mean I didn't. Sorry to inform you dude. You don't need to lash out like that. Sorry, pal, you got owned - and with your very own words. Take it like a man. All you can do is move forward at this point and hope you don't put your foot in your mouth again. I'm rooting for you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sderk 1,040 Posted January 11, 2019 You don't need to lash out like that. Sorry, pal, you got owned - and with your very own words. Take it like a man. All you can do is move forward at this point and hope you don't put your foot in your mouth again. I'm rooting for you. Coming from someone who runs around this board all day fighting with people about anything and everything. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EternalShinyAndChrome 2,515 Posted January 11, 2019 Coming from someone who runs around this board all day fighting with people about anything and everything. Oh, the irony. Besides, I'm not fighting - just pointing out your own words. We're good. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MDC 5,890 Posted January 11, 2019 Coming from someone who runs around this board all day fighting with people about anything and everything. My god ... really????!!? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sderk 1,040 Posted January 11, 2019 My god ... really????!!? Yeah, really. You are worse than he is. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites