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Where someone holds someone at gun point, but they get to close and get disarmed, I am done watching any shows like this.

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I'm done with the shows where cops fire one or two bullets a perpetrator. We all know these stupid motherfukers will unload their clip along with their seven other buddies. Then reload. Keep firing firing. Then claim that they feared for their life.

 

Meanwhile, out of 49 rounds fired, 12 hit the guy.

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Where someone holds someone at gun point, but they get to close and get disarmed, I am done watching any shows like this.

Cookie cutter mainstream tv? Yeah its sucks.

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My wife loves the doctor shows where every one of them is a specialist in every field.

 

She just yells out "Call a focking specialist dipshiits...turn it off this."

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I'm tired of show based out of LA, Chicago, and New York. Been there done that too many times to count.

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My wife loves the doctor shows where every one of them is a specialist in every field.

 

She just yells out "Call a focking specialist dipshiits...turn it off this."

Lawyer shows kill me for similar reasons. major case against the federal government? We can take that to court tomorrow, be over by Thursday.

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My wife loves the doctor shows where every one of them is a specialist in every field.

 

She just yells out "Call a focking specialist dipshiits...turn it off this."

And they're all supermodel hot.

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They never say bye on the phone.

They talk in a nightclub in normal voices and can hear each other perfectly

Normal people having a regular conversation, but they talk with their faces 6 inches from each other

Cops with hand guns taking on dudes with assault weapons

Criminals can't ever hit sh¡t when they shoot, and the hero is like 99% until he gets to the boss and then he can't shoot either

Live Free or Die Hard - the bad guys show that they kill with no regard and no hesitation, but when they catch John McClain in the control room just chillin' watching the computer guy do his thing, the guy starts a conversation. No way the guy doesn't just put him down on sight.

 

Ever notice in Rounders when Worm is going up to Mike's apartment after that chick moved out, but he acts all surprised before Mike even starts reacting to it? Mike is still walking into the living room and worm is closing the door and turns around all startled like, "what's going on?" before Mike even starts talking.

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I'm done with the shows where cops fire one or two bullets a perpetrator. We all know these stupid motherfukers will unload their clip along with their seven other buddies. Then reload. Keep firing firing. Then claim that they feared for their life.

 

Meanwhile, out of 49 rounds fired, 12 hit the guy.

BS. It all depends on what color the perp is.

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What drives me nuts is shows like NCIS. Two people will be having a conversation in a car in Baltimore and the writers are so lazy that suddenly the rest of the staff knows exactly what happened in that conversation. That's just lazy.

 

Not to mention, well I noticed that the piece of paper that fell from his pocket was a different color then most prescriptions and I was able to track the pharmacy down and hack into their database and it turns out that the pill he's taking is from a 6 meter Square region in the south of Sudan...

 

Oh go fuc yourself.

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Every series has a gay character or couple. And not in the closet gay, out in the open flaming or butch gay.

 

I dont know a single out of the closet gay. And I wouldnt even care but I know of zero.

 

Friends, co workers, friends of friends....none

 

But according to tv they are everywhere

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Every series has a gay character or couple. And not in the closet gay, out in the open flaming or butch gay.

 

I dont know a single out of the closet gay. And I wouldnt even care but I know of zero.

 

Friends, co workers, friends of friends....none

 

But according to tv they are everywhere

Black character? Check

Asian character? Check

Middle Eastern character? Check

Gay character? Check

Take charge woman character? Check

 

Ok, green light it.

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Every series has a gay character or couple. And not in the closet gay, out in the open flaming or butch gay.

 

I dont know a single out of the closet gay. And I wouldnt even care but I know of zero.

 

Friends, co workers, friends of friends....none

 

But according to tv they are everywhere

Yep. If they would just represent what is accurate in this country, I'd be fine with that. Whether it's blacks or Jews or gays or whatever. But not every single couple in America is a mixed-race couple. But watching TV? Especially commercials? You sure as hell wouldn't know that.

 

For the kid, sure, I would explain to him why Freddy has two dads. If there is any kid in school who had two dads. But gays are about as common as people with flipper arms. I'll explain the flipper arms thing too. If it became an issue.

 

but don't force it on my kid or my community that doesn't exist in my community or my kids world.

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Black character? Check

Asian character? Check

Middle Eastern character? Check

Gay character? Check

Take charge woman character? Check

 

Sole White guy in cast is either the villian or or some homophobe, racist dumbsh!t redneck? Check

 

Ok, green light it.

 

Added one you missed.

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