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if you were going to kill your wife. How would you do it?

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Smother her with a pillow then shove as much of the pillow into her mouth as possible and in her diary write:

 

Had that dream again where I'm eating a giant marshmallow. Weird.

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Start by NOT posting how you'd do it on a low traffic message bored.

 

Damn it, the only reason I opened the thread was to post this...

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Start by NOT posting how you'd do it on a low traffic message bored.

 

but no one will see it

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Lace her coke with fetenayl so it looks like she ODed all by herself.

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​I am thinking that, if you feel the need to kill your wife on the honeymoon, perhaps you could have just not said, "I do". :dunno:

Unless you had a big ole life insurance policy on her.

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Unless you had a big ole life insurance policy on her.

 

... and you think that no one would find out? :lol:

 

The husband is always the first suspect. If it happens on the honeymoon, you might as well plead guilty once they find you.

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... and you think that no one would find out? :lol:

 

The husband is always the first suspect. If it happens on the honeymoon, you might as well plead guilty once they find you.

This guy wasn't the sharpest tool in the shed. When they found him on his life raft he had 100k of stolen loot on him.

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Neckties, contracts, high voltage

 

sounds like a fun night in the dungeon :wub:

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Neckties, contracts, high voltage

She was double dealing with his best friend.

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This guy wasn't the sharpest tool in the shed. When they found him on his life raft he had 100k of stolen loot on him.

 

Sinking ship checklist:

  • Make sure wife is below deck
  • Get the luggage
  • Hop on the life raft
  • Make sure that wife doesn't come up for air
  • Wait before you call for help
  • Rescue!!
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Sinking ship checklist:

  • Make sure wife is below deck
  • Get the luggage
  • Hop on the life raft
  • Make sure that wife doesn't come up for air
  • Wait before you call for help
  • Rescue!!

 

He is English.

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He is English.

 

He gnawed the hole in the boat?

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Lace her coke with fetenayl so it looks like she ODed all by herself.

 

This should be the premier way to murder someone.

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Long pretty knit scarf for fall. Hell, go cashmere.

 

Google wood mulch for landscaping.

 

Buy logs.

 

Buy woodchipper.

 

The whole thing will cost you a scarf.

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Please explain this phenomena. Why do y'all kill your wives? I mean, why not just leave?

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It's cheaper and easier to go to prison.

Lololololololol!

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Don't. Just get a divorce.

 

Or you could do like this guy:

 

1. Take wife on boat ride in Lake Erie and shoot her.

2. Tie body to small anchor and throw her in the lake.

3.Come in and spend the night with the girlfriend.

4. Tell her she can move in with you soon.

5 Go out on boat the next day.

6 Call Coast Guard and tell them your wife just fell in the water and sank,

 

Of course his marina had video of all the comings and goings. Also the body with a gunshot to the head tied to an anchor washed up.

https://www.goerie.com/news/20181211/husband-gets-life-in-prison-for-wifes-lake-erie-murder

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Please explain this phenomena. Why do y'all kill your wives? I mean, why not just leave?

I knew Id miss her, so I had to keep her.

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I have a schizophrenic wife who actually thinks I am trying to kill her. She thinks I am trying to do it with toxins in the house. She wont let me use Clorox or other cleaners to clean the bathroom because they are too toxic. She wont cook with the stove or oven because she thinks they are giving off too much carbon monoxide even though I have many many carbon monoxide detectors stationed in all corners showing otherwise. She is a regular caller of 911 and visitor to a psych hospital. Unfortunately its pretty hard to convince a person to take their meds when they don t think they have a problem.

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Unfortunately its pretty hard to convince a person to take their meds when they don t think they have a problem.

Not to mention when the prescription is made out to Seafoam and they insist that they are instead Sderk.

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Please explain this phenomena. Why do y'all kill your wives? I mean, why not just leave?

A bullet is cheaper than half your sh!t. Bonus if you have life insurance on her.

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In the library with a candlestick

He said "kill" your wife.

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