BiPolarBear 476 Posted April 3, 2019 UC Santa Cruz has the best. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dain11279 927 Posted April 3, 2019 The Great Danes, it’s a big lumbering dog that dies in like 7 or 8 years. How intimidating Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
posty 2,296 Posted April 3, 2019 Oglethorpe Stormy Petrels Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bier Meister 1,513 Posted April 3, 2019 29 minutes ago, BiPolarBear said: UC Santa Cruz has the best. Slime em Slugs! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bert 1,091 Posted April 3, 2019 Crimson Tide with an elephant mascot. Stupid red necks. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MDC 5,890 Posted April 3, 2019 Fighting Irish. It’s a focking French school. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
patweisers44 697 Posted April 3, 2019 Not to hijack this thread, but my High School mascot was the Tractors. And I didn't grow up in farm country either. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bier Meister 1,513 Posted April 3, 2019 Whittier Poets Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sderk 1,040 Posted April 3, 2019 South Carolina Gamecocks Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 5,563 Posted April 3, 2019 38 minutes ago, patweisers44 said: Not to hijack this thread, but my High School mascot was the Tractors. And I didn't grow up in farm country either. They named it after you? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
supermike80 1,285 Posted April 3, 2019 Buckeyes... It's a frickin tree or something. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 5,563 Posted April 3, 2019 1 hour ago, sderk said: South Carolina Gamecocks 1 minute ago, iam90sbaby said: Gamecocks Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iam90sbaby 2,125 Posted April 3, 2019 1 hour ago, sderk said: South Carolina Gamecocks Great answer Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thornton Melon 544 Posted April 3, 2019 Grand Lakes Hooters Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kutulu 1,545 Posted April 3, 2019 1 hour ago, MDC said: Fighting Irish. It’s a focking French school. Should be the Hunchbacks 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MDC 5,890 Posted April 3, 2019 4 minutes ago, kutulu said: Should be the Hunchbacks Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kutulu 1,545 Posted April 3, 2019 Penn State Nittany Loins Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tanatastic 2,061 Posted April 4, 2019 Woodridge woodpeckers Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fandandy 3,311 Posted April 4, 2019 The Phylactics Their professional team name is even worse. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bostonlager 2,463 Posted April 4, 2019 Any school that used to be the Redskins, Braves, Savages, Commanches, whatever and changed them included my alma mater. The Miami University Redhawks can eat a d.ick. I will forever say Miami REDSKINS. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TBayXXXVII 2,116 Posted April 4, 2019 21 hours ago, supermike80 said: Buckeyes... It's a frickin tree or something. It's the official tree of the state. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BiPolarBear 476 Posted April 4, 2019 21 hours ago, supermike80 said: Buckeyes... It's a frickin tree or something. It's a nut that falls off a tree, which should take some kind of truth in advertising award. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
5-Points 2,727 Posted April 4, 2019 Some students at George Washington University want to change their mascot. Apparently "Colonials" is offensive so they want to change it to.... The George Washington University Riverhorses. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
supermike80 1,285 Posted April 5, 2019 6 hours ago, TBayXXXVII said: It's the official tree of the state. What kind of mascot is a tree? Is there another one? North Texas maples West Jersey oaks? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shorepatrol 1,737 Posted April 5, 2019 Apparently it's the Colonials of GW University Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745 Posted April 5, 2019 Demon deacons Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,639 Posted April 5, 2019 18 hours ago, BiPolarBear said: It's a nut that falls off a tree, which should take some kind of truth in advertising award. Named after Woody Hayes Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,639 Posted April 5, 2019 For me the absolute worst is the Stanford Cardinal. Mostly because nobody realizes they don't mean Cardinals as in birds or high-ranking pedophile. They mean Cardinal as in color. And their mascot? Is a tree. Now what the f*** a tree has to do with the color red oh, you know, unless you're malania Trump, I have no idea. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TBayXXXVII 2,116 Posted April 5, 2019 12 hours ago, supermike80 said: What kind of mascot is a tree? Is there another one? North Texas maples West Jersey oaks? They don't have a tree... like Stanford. The Buckeye is a tree, the state tree. Their mascot is the nut (buckeyes), that falls from that tree which are toxic. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,639 Posted April 5, 2019 They were going to go with The Toxic Nuts, but ... Insert punchline here. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ZeroTolerance 582 Posted April 5, 2019 Saint Louis Billikens North Texas Mean Green Indiana State Sycamores Evansville Purple Aces Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vuduchile 1,941 Posted April 5, 2019 Cornhusker I guess removing the husk from an ear of corn is the height of athletic achievement in the state of Nebraska 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BiPolarBear 476 Posted April 5, 2019 1 hour ago, vuduchile said: Cornhusker I guess removing the husk from an ear of corn is the height of athletic achievement in the state of Nebraska I see corn hushing as the locals last ditch chance for gainful employment after striking out at curly fries and grocery bagging. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Alias Detective 1,179 Posted April 5, 2019 21 hours ago, bostonlager said: Any school that used to be the Redskins, Braves, Savages, Commanches, whatever and changed them included my alma mater. The Miami University Redhawks can eat a d.ick. I will forever say Miami REDSKINS. I graduated as a Red Raider. An Indian Raider. They are now just Raiders. A Raider ship. lol Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745 Posted April 5, 2019 34 minutes ago, Alias Detective said: I graduated as a Red Raider. An Indian Raider. They are now just Raiders. A Raider ship. lol The gheyest one of all is ole Miss. Used to be the rebels. Now the black bears or some sh!t. If there is any state in the union where you can get away with confederate stuff, it's focking Mississippi, but they folded like b!tches. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ZeroTolerance 582 Posted April 5, 2019 Ole Miss are still the Rebels. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
