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So Little Bunny Calls Me

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.....and says that she had a conversation with her best friend about me. Her friends thinks I'm extremely charismatic and she's lucky to have a Dad like me. And that she's looking for a man with character like me and that's why she's having trouble finding a man to date. There aren't many like me according to her friend.  Stop trying to find someone like that and you'll be ok. 

Me: It took me years to be this way.  I'm a shiiot head. Let them evolve. You never know.  Lil Bunny: I know. You are shiot head.  But I want a shiot head!

 Made me think... must be true what they say about daughters looking for something like their father. 

 Anyone else with older daughters experience this?

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14 minutes ago, Alias Detective said:

Creepy

Seriously, your daughter's hitting on you?

Blech...

 

 

Send her my way 

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14 minutes ago, Patriotsfatboy1 said:

Dear Penthouse,

I never thought something like this could happen to me ...

 Her lesbian roommate saying nice things about me? Dumb ass!!! 

 

 I always heard that, you know what.....fu!😄

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1 hour ago, Alias Detective said:

Creepy

Bunny is Biden.....Biden is Bunny.  I've never seen them in the same place at the same time. :dunno:

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1 hour ago, Patriotsfatboy1 said:

Dear Penthouse,

I never thought something like this could happen to me ...

 

daddy, will you come tuck me in?  Is that a half a pack of mentos in your pocket?

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You people focking suck.  :mad:

 

 

CANSIZE?!!! :wall:

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When did little bunny become a lesbian? :unsure:

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So Bunny, do you own a clear glass table?

 

Have you hidden a candy somewhere on your body?

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Tell the story again, Bunny, but go slower. I'm not quite there yet...

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18 minutes ago, DonS said:

Tell the story again, Bunny, but go slower. I'm not quite there yet...

 

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Some funny but insanely uncomfortable jokes here.

I do think if you've had a generally good mom or dad, you'd appreciate seeing some of those traits in your significant other. Maybe it's more of a dad/daughter thing than mom/son, I don't know. You guys are mostly guys, so for those of you who appreciate/d your mom, did you specifically appreciate seeing some of those traits in your gf/wife?

There's aspects of my dad that would get a hearty :thumbsup: if seeing it in a guy, and maybe a couple things that I would consciously prefer an alternative to (fairly innocuous stuff fortunately).

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30 minutes ago, naomi said:

Some funny but insanely uncomfortable jokes here.

I do think if you've had a generally good mom or dad, you'd appreciate seeing some of those traits in your significant other. Maybe it's more of a dad/daughter thing than mom/son, I don't know. You guys are mostly guys, so for those of you who appreciate/d your mom, did you specifically appreciate seeing some of those traits in your gf/wife?

There's aspects of my dad that would get a hearty :thumbsup: if seeing it in a guy, and maybe a couple things that I would consciously prefer an alternative to (fairly innocuous stuff fortunately).

Have you ever considered that maybe there are some threads you shouldn't participate in?   Wood killer.

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18 minutes ago, Strike said:

Have you ever considered that maybe there are some threads you shouldn't participate in?   Wood killer.

All of them, since 2004.

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1 hour ago, vuduchile said:

Just because you are a character, does not mean that you have character.  

Well, let's not start sucking each other's dicks quite yet!

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6 hours ago, joneo said:

Bunny is Biden.....Biden is Bunny.  I've never seen them in the same place at the same time. :dunno:

Bunny was just Biden his time until she turned 18.

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My sixteen-year-old daughter did something similar recently, actually bringing home a guy she said reminded her of me. 

He's forty-six.  We used to work together.  

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9 hours ago, BunnysBastatrds said:

 Her lesbian roommate saying nice things about me? Dumb ass!!! 

 

 I always heard that, you know what.....fu!😄

Sorry, buddy, but I could not let this one pass. :cheers:

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2 hours ago, fandandy said:

My sixteen-year-old daughter did something similar recently, actually bringing home a guy she said reminded her of me. 

He's forty-six.  We used to work together.  

If he wasn’t there to clean your gutters, then I hope you kicked his ass.

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7 minutes ago, Patriotsfatboy1 said:

If he wasn’t there to clean your gutters, then I hope you kicked his ass.

It was a joke.  

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