Mike Honcho 4,010 Posted April 11, 2019 Quote ABC News LOS ANGELES -- The Justice Department and Internal Revenue Service on Thursday announced the filing of a 36-count grand jury indictment against Michael Avenatti, the attorney famous for representing porn actress Stormy Daniels in legal battles against President Donald Trump. The indictment filed against Avenatti alleges he stole millions of dollars from clients, didn't pay his taxes, committed bank fraud and lied in bankruptcy proceedings. If found guilty, Avenatti could get a sentence of more than 300 years in federal prison, United States Attorney Nick Hanna said Thursday. "If convicted of the 36 crimes alleged in the indictment, Mr. Avenatti would face a statutory maximum of 333 years in federal prison plus a mandatory two-year consecutive term for an identity theft count. Of course, the ultimate sentence would be to a judge following a conviction," Hanna said. That's my favorite part of the entire thing...and AFTER the 333 years, you got two more years. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Strike 3,950 Posted April 11, 2019 4 minutes ago, Mike Honcho said: That's my favorite part of the entire thing...and AFTER the 333 years, you got two more years. To be fair. 333 years is only like 150 years with good behavior. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 5,547 Posted April 11, 2019 Why do bad things only happen to good people? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frozenbeernuts 1,652 Posted April 11, 2019 Scum bag deserves it. He has that John Schatter look to him Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Filthy Fernadez 2,696 Posted April 11, 2019 So no as 2020 Dem frontrunner? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mike Honcho 4,010 Posted April 11, 2019 38 minutes ago, Filthy Fernadez said: So no as 2020 Dem frontrunner? Not the front runner, but now-a-days 36 indictments won't get you disqualified from running. :D 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EternalShinyAndChrome 2,498 Posted April 11, 2019 1 hour ago, Mike Honcho said: Not the front runner, but now-a-days 36 indictments won't get you disqualified from running. On the Democrat side of the aisle, anyways. The GOP has higher standards for their candidates. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Voltaire 4,554 Posted April 12, 2019 3 hours ago, Filthy Fernadez said: So no as 2020 Dem frontrunner? I'd still like to see him run and am hoping this won't dissuade him. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cbfalcon 824 Posted April 12, 2019 5 hours ago, Mike Honcho said: That's my favorite part of the entire thing...and AFTER the 333 years, you got two more years. Well, you have to admit it would suck...for it to be year 334 in prison, have someone ask what you’re in for, and you have to say “identity theft”. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mr. Hand 482 Posted April 12, 2019 13 minutes ago, cbfalcon said: Well, you have to admit it would suck...for it to be year 334 in prison, have someone ask what you’re in for, and you have to say “identity theft”. Why would he have to say that? He’s in prison, he can say whatever he wants. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RaiderHaters Revenge 3,566 Posted April 12, 2019 he should hire Kim Foxx to represent him Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Baker Boy 1,479 Posted April 12, 2019 Avenatti appeared most frequently on CNN, which welcomed him an astonishing 121 times. MSNBC also had a high tally, having him on 108 times. He made 24 appearances on broadcast news; 12 on ABC, seven on CBS and five on NBC. Avenatti appeared on Fox News twice. https://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/lawyer-michael-avenatti-254-tv-appearances-prior-to-legal-troubles 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Filthy Fernadez 2,696 Posted April 12, 2019 He received millions in free advertising. The IRS should tax him on that too. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frozenbeernuts 1,652 Posted April 12, 2019 13 hours ago, EternalShinyAndChrome said: On the Democrat side of the aisle, anyways. The GOP has higher standards for their candidates. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
drobeski 3,061 Posted April 12, 2019 Another trump win Still not sick of it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore troubadour 12,593 Posted April 12, 2019 The left is an absolute mess. Trump ruined them. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RLLD 3,455 Posted April 12, 2019 No punishment will be too harsh for this man. But I hope he is not killed in prison, as i prefer he be raped for the rest of his long incarceration. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cbfalcon 824 Posted April 12, 2019 12 hours ago, Mr. Hand said: Why would he have to say that? He’s in prison, he can say whatever he wants. I was going for comedy and I feel really good about the joke, so I am thinking this one is on you. I mean, think about it. If you walk up to a guy in the yard that has been in for 334 years, you are probably thinking this dude must have killed a bunch of dudes. Then you ask, and his answer is identity theft, which may be the weakest answer one could give. It's ironic, possibly in a Jagged Little Pill sort of way, depending on if I understand the definition of the word. And it's funny. Imagine it with Steve Carrell playing the part of Avanetti, and maybe that'll help. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Filthy Fernadez 2,696 Posted April 12, 2019 I wonder what the perjury charge is for. Associated with his client against Kavanaugh? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TimmySmith 2,782 Posted April 12, 2019 Cohen and Avenatti have really exposed that some high level lawyers are incompetent to an almost absurd level. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RLLD 3,455 Posted April 12, 2019 5 minutes ago, TimmySmith said: Cohen and Avenatti have really exposed that some high level lawyers are incompetent to an almost absurd level. Some? Ok, we can go with that..... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
joeshushu 51 Posted April 13, 2019 But Ana Navarro said he was the holy spirit Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Filthy Fernadez 2,696 Posted May 22, 2019 https://www.foxnews.com/us/michael-avenatti-indicted-defrauding-stormy-daniels-identity-theft So Trump and the one time savior of the left Avenatti have something in common; both screwed the same pron star. Avenatti indicted for fraud against Stormy and identity theft. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iam90sbaby 2,121 Posted May 22, 2019 5 minutes ago, Filthy Fernadez said: https://www.foxnews.com/us/michael-avenatti-indicted-defrauding-stormy-daniels-identity-theft So Trump and the one time savior of the left Avenatti have something in common; both screwed the same pron star. Avenatti indicted for fraud against Stormy and identity theft. Eskimo bros 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EternalShinyAndChrome 2,498 Posted May 22, 2019 Remember when Democrats and Liberals were getting behind him for a 2020 run against Trump? How they were praising him and extolling his virtues by going after Trump? Yeah, me too. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iam90sbaby 2,121 Posted May 22, 2019 2 minutes ago, EternalShinyAndChrome said: Remember when Democrats and Liberals were getting behind him for a 2020 run against Trump? How they were praising him and extolling his virtues by going after Trump? Yeah, me too. Pointing your finger when your hand is dirty...the liberal way Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Voltaire 4,554 Posted May 22, 2019 53 minutes ago, EternalShinyAndChrome said: Remember when Democrats and Liberals were getting behind him for a 2020 run against Trump? How they were praising him and extolling his virtues by going after Trump? Yeah, me too. I’m still hoping he'll run. Campaigning from prison would be hard, especially if he has no interest access, but surely they could provide him a live stream during the debate. Maybe the Dems can hold the debate in prison to highlight their inmate voting rights commitment. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TBayXXXVII 2,107 Posted May 22, 2019 9 minutes ago, Voltaire said: I’m still hoping he'll run. Campaigning from prison would be hard, especially if he has no interest access, but surely they could provide him a live stream during the debate. Maybe the Dems can hold the debate in prison to highlight their inmate voting rights commitment. Campaigning would be hard, but if he won, he'd be able to pardon himself! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DonS 3,063 Posted May 22, 2019 1 hour ago, iam90sbaby said: Eskimo bros Taco! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
drobeski 3,061 Posted May 23, 2019 CNN and MSNBC combined had this clown on over 100 times in a 10 week span because orange man bad! there are people out there that still consider those clown networks a news source. :doh: 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Strike 3,950 Posted January 15, 2020 https://abcnews.go.com/US/michael-avenatti-arrested-los-angeles-courthouse-state-bar/story?id=68286995 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Voltaire 4,554 Posted January 15, 2020 He should have been on stage last night with the other Democratic candidates. I want to know his health care plan. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sderk 1,040 Posted January 15, 2020 13 hours ago, Voltaire said: He should have been on stage last night with the other Democratic candidates. I want to know his health care plan. Free health care and college tuition and anything else you want for all!!! Gooooo liberals!!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
drobeski 3,061 Posted January 15, 2020 The trump curse continues!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Strike 3,950 Posted January 15, 2020 14 hours ago, Voltaire said: He should have been on stage last night with the other Democratic candidates. I want to know his health care plan. His health care plan is embezzle/extort, go to prison, get the government to pay for your healthcare. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Strike 3,950 Posted January 21, 2020 https://nypost.com/2020/01/21/michael-avenatti-being-held-in-el-chapos-former-cell-in-manhattan/ Transferred to same jail that held Epstein. Nice knowing you Mikey! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sderk 1,040 Posted January 21, 2020 1 hour ago, Strike said: https://nypost.com/2020/01/21/michael-avenatti-being-held-in-el-chapos-former-cell-in-manhattan/ Transferred to same jail that held Epstein. Nice knowing you Mikey! Zoinks!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iam90sbaby 2,121 Posted January 21, 2020 Typical projectionist libtard, fock him. Hopefully he commits "suicide" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RLLD 3,455 Posted January 22, 2020 Soooooo, when does CNN bring him back on to get his take on the impeachment thing? Or are they waiting for Blagojevich to step in first Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EternalShinyAndChrome 2,498 Posted January 22, 2020 9 minutes ago, RLLD said: Soooooo, when does CNN bring him back on to get his take on the impeachment thing? Or are they waiting for Blagojevich to step in first Get him back on? Hell, the Democrats were touting him as a Democratic Presidential Candidate for them at one point. That's how enamored they were with him. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites