Has anybody ever hired a privates detective?

[Frozenbeernuts 1,652]

Ya know, to make sure she isn't a he? 

[BunnysBastatrds 1,903]

 I was one for ten years. What's the question?

[OldMaid 1,838]

I’ve got so many questions...  

[Big Guy 1,400]

Shaving Ryan's Privates

[tanatastic 2,061]

It’s ok guys, it’s hiding under your gut, no need to hire a detective.

[OldMaid 1,838]

Ok, so I’ve got to ask... How does one go about verifying something like this?  

[Frozenbeernuts 1,652]

7 minutes ago, OldMaid said:

Ok, so I’ve got to ask... How does one go about verifying something like this?  

To paraphrase the orange man himself, you just grab them by the pvssie

[OldMaid 1,838]

5 minutes ago, Frozenbeernuts said:

To paraphrase the orange man himself, you just grab them by the pvssie

I’d like to see someone try that on me, they’d likely lose a hand. 

And... now I understand the Pirate Detective thread...

[Filthy Fernadez 2,696]

56 minutes ago, BunnysBastatrds said:

 I was one for ten years. What's the question?

You were a he for ten years or you were a she for ten years?

[Filthy Fernadez 2,696]

6 minutes ago, OldMaid said:

I’d like to see someone try that on me, they’d likely lose a hand. 

Does yours have teeth?  

[OldMaid 1,838]

1 minute ago, Filthy Fernadez said:

Does yours have teeth?  

More like bottomless pit.

[Filthy Fernadez 2,696]

1 minute ago, OldMaid said:

More like bottomless pit.

You must have a nice collection of rings and watches.

[OldMaid 1,838]

5 minutes ago, Filthy Fernadez said:

You must have a nice collection of rings and watches.

Dude, the Hope Diamond could be down there for all I know...

[SUXBNME 1,318]

33 minutes ago, Filthy Fernadez said:

Does yours have teeth?  

I'm not sure if you're aware, but there is actually a movie based on that premise 

 

[Filthy Fernadez 2,696]

Yeah, I saw a trailer for that movie.

[Voltaire 4,550]

[kozmiq 70]

Good grief !

[Mike Honcho 4,004]

On 4/15/2019 at 10:15 PM, OldMaid said:

More like bottomless pit.

 

Accurate depiction?