BunnysBastatrds 1,902 Posted April 16, 2019 Did surveillance and served subpoenas on Cash Money Records in St Rose, La. I'm as white as they come. They were selling cars out of a used car lot. I fawking Fawk up their entire operation. How? I handed them all supoemas after I got in the labirimth of their office. How did I get in? Me: I got a check for 50 grand. Place smells like weed and feet. Who's signing for this chick? Those brothers thought I was crazy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 1,902 Posted April 16, 2019 Had a lot of fun being young and dumb. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,629 Posted April 16, 2019 I thought this was going to be about 3.14159 kinda stuff. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,079 Posted April 16, 2019 4 hours ago, wiffleball said: I thought this was going to be about 3.14159 kinda stuff. I was hoping for cherry. She's my....... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
frank 2,143 Posted April 16, 2019 9 hours ago, BunnysBastatrds said: They were selling cars out of a used car lot. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kanil 519 Posted April 16, 2019 Thread title promised stories. Only one story. Thread did not deliver. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore troubadour 12,552 Posted April 16, 2019 Sounds like you served them some papers. They have yet to make a television show about a process server. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
porkbutt 860 Posted April 16, 2019 GFIAFP > bunny 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kutulu 1,541 Posted April 16, 2019 Tell the one where you fock a big fat black chick. I'm assuming there's one. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sderk 1,040 Posted April 16, 2019 Do they sell records and cars? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bostonlager 2,457 Posted April 16, 2019 Did you get to meet Little Wayne? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,629 Posted April 16, 2019 8 hours ago, Kanil said: Thread title promised stories. Only one story. Thread did not deliver. Take the win. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cloaca du jour 2,064 Posted April 17, 2019 Used cars was a hilarious movie...one of my all time faves 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 1,902 Posted April 17, 2019 Sorry guys. Long night. Divorce papers came in last week. Met a spicy Latin woman who has made me VERY happy. Came for the first time in 20 years from a bj. Great ass and is everything my ex wasn't. My labido is in overdrive. Can't barely keep up with her, much less this place. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 1,902 Posted April 17, 2019 When Jean Claude Van Dam was accused of rape, I did the background work on her. Met him. Cash Money was selling, their CP, used cars that may have been, not theirs. Did some fat black chick for a lead on finding a guy who owned an ice cream truck that ran over a kid in NO. Met her at a bar called Crickets. Thanks NOPD. Helped a friend learn his fiancé was fawking every cowboy in site at a bar called Mud Bugs whilst he was trying to finish his last year of school. Seeing the black and white photos of Mansfields decapated head from the accident she had here. There are more... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 5,149 Posted April 17, 2019 37 minutes ago, BunnysBastatrds said: Sorry guys. Long night. Divorce papers came in last week. Met a spicy Latin woman who has made me VERY happy. Came for the first time in 20 years from a bj. Great ass and is everything my ex wasn't. My labido is in overdrive. Can't barely keep up with her, much less this place. Sorry for the divorce papers but glad you found a girl who can give a proper bj. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Patriotsfatboy1 1,432 Posted April 17, 2019 15 hours ago, BunnysBastatrds said: Sorry guys. Long night. Divorce papers came in last week. Met a spicy Latin woman who has made me VERY happy. Came for the first time in 20 years from a bj. Great ass and is everything my ex wasn't. My labido is in overdrive. Can't barely keep up with her, much less this place. Ummm. I think that you may be drinking heavily again with blackouts or you had a BJ that took 5 weeks to complete. On 3/11/2019 at 12:07 AM, BunnysBastatrds said: I came from a bj for the first time in twenty years. Yeah me!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 5,149 Posted April 17, 2019 12 minutes ago, Patriotsfatboy1 said: Ummm. I think that you may be drinking heavily again with blackouts or you had a BJ that took 5 weeks to complete. While that sounds fun in theory, I don't think it is worth missing the NCAA tourney. Then again I'm old... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
