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N.M. man arrested after cops find over 4 dozen diamonds in his anal cavity

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5 minutes ago, Filthy Fernadez said:

https://www.foxnews.com/us/new-mexico-man-arrested-after-police-find-dozens-of-diamonds-in-his-anal-cavity

Think he'll use the 'When I put them in there they were coal' defense?

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My friend must have left them there by accident.

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He thought he felt something funny when he last sat down but didn't think much of it? :dunno:

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Just using his prison wallet

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They arrested him AFTER they found diamonds in his ass?  :unsure:

 

ETA: Ok, so they didn't find them in his ass, he removed them himself during the stop. Whew. That sounded like an overzealous pat down for a second. 

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8 minutes ago, 5-Points said:

They arrested him AFTER they found diamonds in his ass?  :unsure:

 

ETA: Ok, so they didn't find them in his ass, he removed them himself during the stop. Whew. That sounded like an overzealous pat down for a second. 

What if the cop searched with his baton :o

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Reminds me of that Paul Simon song.

🎵 He's got diamonds in the hole where he poos!🎵

 

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15 minutes ago, Mike Honcho said:

OldMaid is like "hold my beer".   

🤫 You’re gonna give sderp an aneurysm.

 

 

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3 hours ago, edjr said:

What if the cop searched with his baton :o

Wouldn't that push them farther up his ass? 

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He will be the most popular guy in prison.

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58 minutes ago, 5-Points said:

Wouldn't that push them farther up his ass? 

The diamonds would slide right out after

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11 hours ago, OldMaid said:

🤫 You’re gonna give sderp an aneurysm.

 

 

Was it Wiff who made the comment about your vag, sand and diamonds years ago? 
I can't remember it  verbatim, but it was one of his best one liners evah :D

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12 hours ago, kutulu said:

That's rich! rust

 

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