N.M. man arrested after cops find over 4 dozen diamonds in his anal cavity

[Filthy Fernadez 2,696]

https://www.foxnews.com/us/new-mexico-man-arrested-after-police-find-dozens-of-diamonds-in-his-anal-cavity

Think he'll use the 'When I put them in there they were coal' defense?

[Voltaire 4,558]

 

5 minutes ago, Filthy Fernadez said:

https://www.foxnews.com/us/new-mexico-man-arrested-after-police-find-dozens-of-diamonds-in-his-anal-cavity

Think he'll use the 'When I put them in there they were coal' defense?

My friend must have left them there by accident.

[sderk 1,040]

He thought he felt something funny when he last sat down but didn't think much of it? 

[RLLD 3,455]

Just using his prison wallet

[5-Points 2,729]

They arrested him AFTER they found diamonds in his ass?  

 

ETA: Ok, so they didn't find them in his ass, he removed them himself during the stop. Whew. That sounded like an overzealous pat down for a second. 

[edjr 5,564]

8 minutes ago, 5-Points said:

They arrested him AFTER they found diamonds in his ass?  

 

ETA: Ok, so they didn't find them in his ass, he removed them himself during the stop. Whew. That sounded like an overzealous pat down for a second. 

What if the cop searched with his baton

[jerryskids 5,201]

And I thought my colonoscopy was bad. 

[kutulu 1,545]

That's rich!

[wiffleball 4,640]

Reminds me of that Paul Simon song.

He's got diamonds in the hole where he poos!

 

[Mike Honcho 4,028]

OldMaid is like "hold my beer".   

[OldMaid 1,838]

15 minutes ago, Mike Honcho said:

OldMaid is like "hold my beer".   

You’re gonna give sderp an aneurysm.

 

 

[5-Points 2,729]

3 hours ago, edjr said:

What if the cop searched with his baton

Wouldn't that push them farther up his ass? 

[Big Blue 06 195]

He will be the most popular guy in prison.

[edjr 5,564]

58 minutes ago, 5-Points said:

Wouldn't that push them farther up his ass? 

The diamonds would slide right out after

[Patriotsfatboy1 1,432]

Isn't that just another Saturday night in the edjr household? 

[frank 2,144]

I wonder what’s in his safe.

[SUXBNME 1,328]

11 hours ago, OldMaid said:

You’re gonna give sderp an aneurysm.

 

 

Was it Wiff who made the comment about your vag, sand and diamonds years ago? 
I can't remember it  verbatim, but it was one of his best one liners evah 

[SUXBNME 1,328]

12 hours ago, kutulu said:

That's rich! rust