Two socialist were talking

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First one asks, "If you had two horses would you give me one?"

The second one says “Sure.”

First one then asks, "If you had two cars would you give me one?"

Second one agrees by answering, “Of course!”

First one continues by asking “If you had two chickens would you give me one?"

Second socialist says “No!”

"Why not?"

"Because I have two chickens."

– Yakov Smirnoff

[Voltaire 4,555]

What do you call a math class full of SJWs?

Triggernometry

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Why do SJWs hate dentists?  They want to make teeth straight and white.

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good ones

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What do you get when you cross a Marxist with a socialist?

Two people who generally feel that the value of a commodity is equal to its socially necessary labor time. 

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A socialist's mother is so fat, that when the socialist's mother laments stagflation, she actually stagflates.

 

 

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On 4/17/2019 at 4:40 PM, iam90sbaby said:

First one asks, "If you had two horses would you give me one?"

The second one says “Sure.”

First one then asks, "If you had two cars would you give me one?"

Second one agrees by answering, “Of course!”

First one continues by asking “If you had two chickens would you give me one?"

Second socialist says “No!”

"Why not?"

"Because I have two chickens."

– Yakov Smirnoff

Bernie and AOC?