wiffleball 4,639 Posted April 25, 2019 I've had a serious case of ass water for about the last 24 hours now. God this sucks. About every 5 minutes, literally. Sometimes I barely make it out of the John and have to turn around. Imodium used to be the wonder drug for me. But the last few years? Not so much. Was munching dry shredded wheat. Even that hasn't done it. So, there's that... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fandandy 3,311 Posted April 25, 2019 What do you eat that causes this? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,639 Posted April 25, 2019 15 minutes ago, fandandy said: What do you eat that causes this? Trying to figure out. Does cooked Easter ham go bad? That fast? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fandandy 3,311 Posted April 25, 2019 2 minutes ago, wiffleball said: Trying to figure out. Does cooked Easter ham go bad? That fast? No, I wouldn't think so. You might just have a bug. Rholio didn't have any butt water threads, did he? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RLLD 3,455 Posted April 25, 2019 Years ago we were practicing helo drops into the water in Coronado, I hit the water pretty hard and at the improper position, I got a nasty seawater enema..... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bostonlager 2,463 Posted April 25, 2019 Imodium used to be my go to as well. I could pop a couple of them and my ass would be plugged up for a week. Over time my system grew a tolerance for them to the point that crushing them up and snorting them didn't even work. Good luck. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fandandy 3,311 Posted April 25, 2019 10 minutes ago, bostonlager said: Imodium used to be my go to as well. I could pop a couple of them and my ass would be plugged up for a week. Over time my system grew a tolerance for them to the point that crushing them up and snorting them didn't even work, but I haven't sneezed since '93. Good luck. 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dain11279 927 Posted April 25, 2019 Stop drinking so much, ya lush Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TimmySmith 2,782 Posted April 25, 2019 Obviously that cheap burrito place he frequents. And he can't remember..... Seriously? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,639 Posted April 25, 2019 2 hours ago, dain11279 said: Stop drinking so much, ya lush Shiit, last beer? I guess SPD. ☘ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mungwater 588 Posted April 25, 2019 I thought this thread was about me Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Let Da Big Dog Eat 37 Posted April 26, 2019 Eat about a pound of cheese, caveman style. Straiten you right out. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,639 Posted April 26, 2019 5 hours ago, Mungwater said: I thought this thread was about me That would be Butt Humper Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
the s is ilent 69 Posted April 28, 2019 I thought this thread was about instagram bimbos bottling butt water. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
frank 2,144 Posted April 28, 2019 On 4/25/2019 at 3:53 PM, Mungwater said: I thought this thread was about me You’re so vain. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
