I started working at the Nestlé candy factory near Chicago

[Frozenbeernuts 1,652]

It's pretty interesting to see how everything is made. 90% of the people here are mobidly obese. Im opening up some of the chocolate lines right now. 

[Bier Meister 1,512]

[fandandy 3,311]

Get on the grey phone and tell them that you need all of the fudge packers in the break room asap.

[kutulu 1,542]

The cocoa bean! And only the purest syrup nectar can satisfy you. If you could, you'd guzzle it by the gallon... Ovaltine!? Hershey's!? Nestle's Quick!?" 

[nospk 230]

1 hour ago, Frozenbeernuts said:

It's pretty interesting to see how everything is made. 90% of the people here are mobidly obese. Im opening up some of the chocolate ladies right now. 

 

[Bier Meister 1,512]

20 minutes ago, kutulu said:

The cocoa bean! And only the purest syrup nectar can satisfy you. If you could, you'd guzzle it by the gallon... Ovaltine!? Hershey's!? Nestle's Quick!?" 

you are a weak ,spineless man of temptation.

[sderk 1,040]

1 hour ago, kutulu said:

The cocoa bean! And only the purest syrup nectar can satisfy you. If you could, you'd guzzle it by the gallon... Ovaltine!? Hershey's!? Nestle's Quick!?" 

Is this how you speak to your boyfriend during romantic time?

[MTSkiBum 1,593]

4 minutes ago, sderk said:

Is this how you speak to your boyfriend during romantic time?

 

This is how you respond to a Seinfeld quote?

[kutulu 1,542]

27 minutes ago, sderk said:

Is this how you speak to your boyfriend during romantic time?

Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker 

[wiffleball 4,631]

Have you met mr. Goodbar yet?

[Cdub100 3,366]

How many bathrooms do you have to clean?

[wiffleball 4,631]

You should pack a couple of Mars bars in your lunch. It'll be kind of like driving a Toyota to a Ford plant.

[Voltaire 4,554]

[Frozenbeernuts 1,652]

They have bins of butterfingers in the break room to eat for free. Right now they are empty because of the shutdowm, but they are usually filled so that people don't eat off the assembly line or bring candy home. 

[dain11279 927]

Sweet

[drobeski 3,061]

Are you the Mike Teevee of the plant ? 

You know, that super douche kid who thinks he's super cool but in real life he's a pathetic loser and everyone knows this but him ?

You'd seem to be the perfect fit.