Scary health related question

[lickin_starfish 1,480]

I'm sitting here on a public toilet, and water just splashed up and blasted my asswhole. What kind of danger am I in?

[Djgb13 2,338]

Infection.

[Hardcore troubadour 12,642]

13 minutes ago, lickin_starfish said:

I'm sitting here on a public toilet, and water just splashed up and blasted my asswhole. What kind of danger am I in?

Always flush first. George Costanza taught us that. 

[drobeski 3,061]

Keep an eye or a finger on your heart rate

[crackattack 513]

Ebola 

[Fireballer 2,381]

Anal fissure

[bostonlager 2,463]

Hepatitis and HIV. Good luck

[fandandy 3,311]

To be safe I would suggest that you finger bang your b*tthole with hand sanitizer covered fingers to kill the cooties.  You might want to rub some on your pants too as they are prolly sitting in a puddle of urine between your feet about right now.

[Mookz 1,287]

BidAIDS. 

[NorthernVike 2,080]

Hep C.  Say goodbye to your liver.

 

[DonS 3,067]

Ask your boyfriend to suck out the poison. 

[Thornton Melon 544]

Moderate to severe Crohn's disease.

[Mookz 1,287]

3 hours ago, DonS said:

Ask your boyfriend to suck out the poison. 

His nick held the answer the entire time. 

[MDC 5,890]

6 hours ago, lickin_starfish said:

I'm sitting here on a public toilet, and water just splashed up and blasted my asswhole. What kind of danger am I in?

I’m sure it’s not the first or last time you’ve had your ass hole blasted.