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Got up this morning at 6:30... talked the woman into morning puss, schmashed it, and headed into work.

Other than the nooner... there's not much better than morning puss on a work day.   Have you ever had a bad day after morning puss?  I doubt it... it makes the rest of the day.. meh.. that would have probably been a suck day if it hadn't started out so well...  so... 😁

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My wife likes the morning wood.  I last 5 minutes instead of 4.

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2 hours ago, titans&bucs&bearsohmy! said:

I prefer weekend morning puss. Smash it, roll back over and go back to sleep. 

...wake up, remember that wife is at her Mother's,

 

Spend rest of day apologizing to the dog...

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1 hour ago, wiffleball said:

...wake up, remember that wife is at her Mother's,

 

Spend rest of day thanking the dog...

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5 hours ago, mmmmm...beer said:

Got up this morning at 6:30... talked the woman into morning puss, schmashed it, and headed into work.

Other than the nooner... there's not much better than morning puss on a work day.   Have you ever had a bad day after morning puss?  I doubt it... it makes the rest of the day.. meh.. that would have probably been a suck day if it hadn't started out so well...  so... 😁

Looks like I'm getting sloppy seconds today.   :mad:

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6 minutes ago, NorthernVike said:

Looks like I'm getting sloppy seconds today.   :mad:

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4 hours ago, titans&bucs&bearsohmy! said:

I prefer weekend morning puss. Smash it, roll back over and go back to sleep. 

Grab food afterwards THEN go back to sleep. That’s the best 

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24 minutes ago, Djgb13 said:

Grab food afterwards THEN go back to sleep. That’s the best 

How do you go get breakfast and then go back to sleep? 

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1 hour ago, Frozenbeernuts said:

How do you go get breakfast and then go back to sleep? 

He's young.

See digby, we old folks wouldn't go back to sleep once we're up. 

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Nooner is the best for an old fart like me; up enough to have things alive and working well.  Morning secks I can make work, typically in a spoon.  We pretty much only do that on a vacation where we are heading out for the day (activities, flights).  Also we tend to do it more on vacations, after a while there is a certain "cool we checked that off" mindset.  :dunno:

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The wife and I are almost always morning sex now. Kids are still around the house enough at night and they would know what  the sounds are. Once they head to school, we bang and then I go to work.

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