mmmmm...beer 691 Posted May 17, 2019 Got up this morning at 6:30... talked the woman into morning puss, schmashed it, and headed into work. Other than the nooner... there's not much better than morning puss on a work day. Have you ever had a bad day after morning puss? I doubt it... it makes the rest of the day.. meh.. that would have probably been a suck day if it hadn't started out so well... so... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,617 Posted May 17, 2019 No point Wasting perfectly good wood. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cloaca du jour 2,064 Posted May 17, 2019 My wife likes the morning wood. I last 5 minutes instead of 4. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745 Posted May 17, 2019 I prefer weekend morning puss. Smash it, roll back over and go back to sleep. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,617 Posted May 17, 2019 2 hours ago, titans&bucs&bearsohmy! said: I prefer weekend morning puss. Smash it, roll back over and go back to sleep. ...wake up, remember that wife is at her Mother's, Spend rest of day apologizing to the dog... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frozenbeernuts 1,652 Posted May 17, 2019 1 hour ago, wiffleball said: ...wake up, remember that wife is at her Mother's, Spend rest of day thanking the dog... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,079 Posted May 17, 2019 5 hours ago, mmmmm...beer said: Got up this morning at 6:30... talked the woman into morning puss, schmashed it, and headed into work. Other than the nooner... there's not much better than morning puss on a work day. Have you ever had a bad day after morning puss? I doubt it... it makes the rest of the day.. meh.. that would have probably been a suck day if it hadn't started out so well... so... Looks like I'm getting sloppy seconds today. 1 5 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fireballer 2,352 Posted May 17, 2019 6 minutes ago, NorthernVike said: Looks like I'm getting sloppy seconds today. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Djgb13 2,338 Posted May 17, 2019 4 hours ago, titans&bucs&bearsohmy! said: I prefer weekend morning puss. Smash it, roll back over and go back to sleep. Grab food afterwards THEN go back to sleep. That’s the best Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frozenbeernuts 1,652 Posted May 17, 2019 24 minutes ago, Djgb13 said: Grab food afterwards THEN go back to sleep. That’s the best How do you go get breakfast and then go back to sleep? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
frank 2,140 Posted May 17, 2019 Morning. And don’t call me puss. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745 Posted May 17, 2019 1 hour ago, Frozenbeernuts said: How do you go get breakfast and then go back to sleep? He's young. See digby, we old folks wouldn't go back to sleep once we're up. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Filthy Fernadez 2,696 Posted May 17, 2019 Even better is when you get to hit it and she has to go to work while you go back to sleep. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 5,068 Posted May 17, 2019 Nooner is the best for an old fart like me; up enough to have things alive and working well. Morning secks I can make work, typically in a spoon. We pretty much only do that on a vacation where we are heading out for the day (activities, flights). Also we tend to do it more on vacations, after a while there is a certain "cool we checked that off" mindset. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EternalShinyAndChrome 2,429 Posted May 17, 2019 8 hours ago, NorthernVike said: Looks like I'm getting sloppy seconds today. actually, you're getting sloppy thirds. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Patriotsfatboy1 1,432 Posted May 19, 2019 The wife and I are almost always morning sex now. Kids are still around the house enough at night and they would know what the sounds are. Once they head to school, we bang and then I go to work. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites