Middleschool aged students fed teachers cvvm filled crepes

[edjr 5,546]

https://nypost.com/2019/05/20/middle-school-students-allegedly-fed-urine-and-semen-filled-crepes-to-teachers/amp/

 

 

[Filthy Fernadez 2,696]

I would have thought they'd do it to doughnuts; creme filled or glazed. 

[TimmySmith 2,782]

 Normally I would call shenanigans, but if a middle schooler has already lawyered up, something is afoot.

[titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745]

8 minutes ago, Filthy Fernadez said:

I would have thought they'd do it to doughnuts; creme filled or glazed. 

Eclairs. Am I the only one who saw van Wilder? Only movie (non pron) that made me dry heave.

[dain11279 926]

2 minutes ago, titans&bucs&bearsohmy! said:

Eclairs. Am I the only one who saw van Wilder? Only movie (non pron) that made me dry heave.

Yeah that was awful man

[RLLD 3,455]

17 minutes ago, titans&bucs&bearsohmy! said:

Eclairs. Am I the only one who saw van Wilder? Only movie (non pron) that made me dry heave.

 

OMFG....I could gag thinking about that one right now....with the jizz squeezing out of their mouth....

[wiffleball 4,631]

Well there's some contributory stupidity on the teachers part there. No way in hell do I trust those little f****** any further than I can throw could throw them.

[Reality 2,710]

The balls on these kids..

[DonS 3,063]

1 hour ago, titans&bucs&bearsohmy! said:

Eclairs. Am I the only one who saw van Wilder? Only movie (non pron) that made me dry heave.

Ooohhh. It's still warm! 

[DonS 3,063]

1 hour ago, dain11279 said:

Yeah that was awful man

That bulldog really went to town on those eclairs. 

[MDC 5,875]

There’s another way to make crepes?

[cyclone24 1,794]

Sorry teachers...that's on you if you eat any little treat by a kid older than about 7. 

[bostonlager 2,457]

I always thought crepes were pancakes for pussssies. 

[lod001 1,235]

All are members of 'Future Serial Killers'

[fandandy 3,311]

That's why I don't eat stuff other people make.  You never know.  Some girl that works here made cupcakes for me recently.  Homemade everything supposedly.  She has cats and dogs and lives in a trailer and there is no focking way I'm eating her homemade cupcakes.  Said thank you and later I threw them away.

The teachers are morons.

[Hardcore troubadour 12,576]

I did some vandalism in my youth. Let the air out of tires, other stuff. But nothing like this. Sick pups. And they will never live it down. 

[edjr 5,546]

Just now, Hardcore troubadour said:

I did some vandalism in my youth. Let the air out of tires, other stuff. But nothing like this. Sick pups. And they will never live it down. 

When I was 17 I want to say, maybe 18 or 19, I pissed in the back seat of someone's car. We were leaving the party, I had just stolen a giant (costco) sized jar of pickles, just because and then I opened someone's back door and pissed in her car.

[Hardcore troubadour 12,576]

1 minute ago, edjr said:

When I was 17 I want to say, maybe 18 or 19, I pissed in the back seat of someone's car. We were leaving the party, I had just stolen a giant (costco) sized jar of pickles, just because and then I opened someone's back door and pissed in her car.

Still not as bad as what these creeps did. Not even close. 

[edjr 5,546]

1 minute ago, Hardcore troubadour said:

Still not as bad as what these creeps did. Not even close. 

Totally. One evil focker is the one that came up with it. Probably saw it watching mommie's porn collection

[Djgb13 2,338]

3 hours ago, titans&bucs&bearsohmy! said:

Eclairs. Am I the only one who saw van Wilder? Only movie (non pron) that made me dry heave.

“It’s so warm”

[DonS 3,063]

5 hours ago, edjr said:

https://nypost.com/2019/05/20/middle-school-students-allegedly-fed-urine-and-semen-filled-crepes-to-teachers/amp/

 

 

Link talks about how they need to run lab tests to figure out what was acty in the crepes. 

Great, we can now expect to see labels like: "Prepared in a facility that also processes nuts.  Gluten free.  Certified 100% bodily fluid free!" 

[TimmySmith 2,782]

31 minutes ago, DonS said:

Great, we can now expect to see labels like: "Prepared in a facility that also processes nuts.  Gluten free.  Certified 100% bodily fluid free!" 

How can they process a nut and certify bodily fluid free?

[Patriotsfatboy1 1,432]

With all of the teachers focking their students, maybe the kids just thought that is what the teachers wanted. 

[DonS 3,063]

27 minutes ago, Patriotsfatboy1 said:

With all of the teachers focking their students, maybe the kids just thought that is what the teachers wanted. 

It was a sting operation setup by local law enforcement.  See which teachers say "Hey!  This tastes just like middle schooler jizz!".

BOOM! BUSTED. 

[TBayXXXVII 2,105]

7 hours ago, titans&bucs&bearsohmy! said:

Eclairs. Am I the only one who saw van Wilder? Only movie (non pron) that made me dry heave.

LOL, I don't eat them any more because of that movie.  HAHAHA!