Mississippi State Rep punches wife for taking too long to undress for sechs

[Filthy Fernadez 2,696]

https://www.foxnews.com/politics/mississippi-state-rep-allegedly-punched-wife

A Mississippi state rep was arrested Saturday after he allegedly punched his wife in the face when she didn't undress quickly enough when he wanted to have sex, according to a report.

Republican Rep. Douglas McLeod, of Lucedale was taken into custody after the alleged incident, which took place at his home around 9 p.m., the Sun Herald reported, citing a police report.

[bostonlager 2,457]

I'm all for open hand slappin' a hoe around, but closed fist punching one is not cool. 

[sderk 1,040]

"He is unopposed for reelection this year."

[fandandy 3,311]

Imagine the beat down she's gonna get for calling the police.

[fandandy 3,311]

I'm sorry, your honor.  I was mistakenly under the impression that Viagra only worked for five minutes...

[jerryskids 5,166]

Da fuq? I can see a playful spank to git them clothes off faster, but a punch to the face? What a loser. 

[Reality 2,710]

What a piece of sh!t.

[Gladiators 1,900]

I bet next time it won't take asking twice.

[fandandy 3,311]

Dear Prudence,

I tried to undress seductively as you recommended and my husband punched me in the eye...

[Hardcore troubadour 12,576]

Impossible to make an accurate assessment of this case without visuals. 

[DonS 3,063]

If he were Muslim this would just be written off as a cultural thing. No harm, no foul, praise Allah. 

Otherwise, yeah he's a POS. 

[Filthy Fernadez 2,696]

I'm guessing she'll think twice about saying "I want you to unload on my face" again.

[5-Points 2,715]

Poor guy got the order of the strawberry shortcake mixed up. You're supposed to punch her in the nose AFTER you blow a load on her face. 

[TBayXXXVII 2,105]

This is like the perfect type of thread.  Everyone agrees that f'er should be hung upside down by his sack, while able to come up with the funniest one-liners.  Well done fellas!  

[DonS 3,063]

1 minute ago, TBayXXXVII said:

This is like the perfect type of thread.  Everyone agrees that f'er should be hung upside down by his sack, while able to come up with the funniest one-liners.  Well done fellas!  

Kumbaya my lord, kumbaya. 

[kutulu 1,541]

For their anniversary he's getting her a trip to the ER.

[titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745]

How else a b!tch gonna learn?

[RLLD 3,455]

4 hours ago, titans&bucs&bearsohmy! said:

How else a b!tch gonna learn?

Damb you...I laughed.... 

[Kanil 519]

What a sh1tbird.

[cbfalcon 824]

I’ve been to Mississippi and seen the women there. Are we sure he didn’t actually punch her in the face just because she was trying to undress for sex?

[EternalShinyAndChrome 2,492]

10 minutes ago, cbfalcon said:

I’ve been to Mississippi and seen the women there. Are we sure he didn’t actually punch her in the face just because she was trying to undress for sex?