You have a time machine, a dozen condoms and a thermos of coffee.....

[jerryskids 5,172]

4 minutes ago, shorepatrol said:

You jerked it to Fight Club jerry. We know this now

First rule of Fight Club. 

[Filthy Fernadez 2,696]

10 hours ago, Cloaca du jour said:

Adventures in babysitting chick.elizabeth shue...then phoebe cates 

Two great choices. Phoebe was phenominal and Elizabeth Shue was smoking too.

I should have made this stipulation earlier. This theoretical time machine has a built in targeting system. Surely their paths would have crossed................so it's possible for a menage. 

[JustinCharge 2,397]

 

[Cdub100 3,369]

George Washington.

[peenie 1,690]

23 hours ago, The Observer said:

Come on now peenie. I always have your back here, sometimes it's okay to just let your hair down and have a little fun with a hypothetical. Now who's magic wand would you want to ride if it could be anyone?

Okay, okay.... 

If I could go back in time and there was some possibility it could happen:

River Phoenix 

Keanu Reeves 

Micheal Jordan (Chicago Bulls days) 

Phillip Michael Thomas (pre Miami Vice) 

Duran Duran (any of them, all of them)  

Drummer from U2

Lead from INXS

Judd Nelson (Breakfast Club) 

Brad Pitt (Fight Club/Oceans 11)

Denzel Washington (Mo' Better Blues) 

The guy from West Side Story who was the leader of the Spanish gang. 

 

[The Observer 641]

53 minutes ago, peenie said:

Okay, okay.... 

If I could go back in time and there was some possibility it could happen:

River Phoenix 

Keanu Reeves 

Micheal Jordan (Chicago Bulls days) 

Phillip Michael Thomas (pre Miami Vice) 

Duran Duran (any of them, all of them)  

Drummer from U2

Lead from INXS

Judd Nelson (Breakfast Club) 

Brad Pitt (Fight Club/Oceans 11)

Denzel Washington (Mo' Better Blues) 

The guy from West Side Story who was the leader of the Spanish gang. 

 

My God. That is a total 180. You went from 'no, this is silly. I never think of having sex with celebrities. I'm not participating', to " I want to get gangbanged by a veritable who's who of 80s pop culture icons'

I like this new adventurous Peenie.

[Hardcore troubadour 12,592]

19 minutes ago, The Observer said:

My God. That is a total 180. You went from 'no, this is silly. I never think of having sex with celebrities. I'm not participating', to " I want to get gangbanged by a veritable who's who of 80s pop culture icons'

I like this new adventurous Peenie.

Creepy

[Filthy Fernadez 2,696]

Good job peenie. 

Additions for me:

Jessica Lange at or before her filming King Kong.

Jessica Lui from Scorpian King

Pam Grier from back in the day. Them bewbs/body.....

[frank 2,144]

Karen Gillan. 6/8/2019. 

[DonS 3,063]

34 minutes ago, frank said:

Karen Gillan. 6/8/2019. 

I her!  Solid choice. 

[DonS 3,063]

37 minutes ago, frank said:

Karen Gillan. 6/8/2019. 

Inspired by the guy who wants to tag team Batgirl and Cat Woman, give me Amelia Pond (Karen Gillan) and Clara Oswald (Jenna Coleman).   I'll give them my electric screwdriver for roughly 60 secs before I'm done. 

[Filthy Fernadez 2,696]

10 hours ago, DonS said:

I'll give them my electric screwdriver for roughly 60 secs before I'm done. 

Ryobi or Milwaukee  i.e. amateur or Pro?

[nobody 2,032]

I'd work my way through the 12 disciples and then finally try and raw dog Jesus.

[DonS 3,063]

3 hours ago, Filthy Fernadez said:

Ryobi or Milwaukee  i.e. amateur or Pro?

Strictly amateur.  More like Walmart special. 

[Filthy Fernadez 2,696]

https://external-preview.redd.it/6jqexaaiPjP0V83JY8tvDLalunujwbv3gaeSASHuyRs.png?auto=webp&s=4e5ba103228e7a40d045872fb58b30b1355ca6c7

Sarah Jessica Parker the early years.

[jerryskids 5,172]

15 hours ago, frank said:

Karen Gillan. 6/8/2019. 

I don't get her allure.  Hot body but meh face. 

https://www.google.com/search?tbm=isch&source=hp&biw=1280&bih=578&ei=NzT9XOCtLYPF-gTGjamACw&q=karen+gillan&oq=kare&gs_l=img.1.0.35i39j0l9.3841.4458..7464...0.0..0.86.404.5......0....1..gws-wiz-img.....0.pJyiOTKUa_A#imgrc=_

[DonS 3,063]

15 hours ago, DonS said:

Inspired by the guy who wants to tag team Batgirl and Cat Woman, give me Amelia Pond (Karen Gillan) and Clara Oswald (Jenna Coleman).   I'll give them my electric screwdriver for roughly 60 secs before I'm done. 

I'm such an idiot.  Sonic screwdriver, not electric.  I'd still pop too quick either way. 

[jerryskids 5,172]

I was channel surfing and find myself watching a replay of a 25th anniversary concert of Les Miserables on PBS.  To prove I'm not ghey, I present to you Samantha Barks, a British (I think) musical theater performer.  She played Eponine.  Wood to the wood power. 

I think this is 2012, and she was banging Nick Jonas (played Marius in the same performance), so I'd go back before then...

https://www.google.com/search?tbm=isch&source=hp&biw=1280&bih=578&ei=jKv9XNOzL4KT0gLKwabQBA&q=samantha+barks&oq=samantha+barks&gs_l=img.3..0l10.1474.4833..5112...0.0..0.100.1265.14j1......0....1..gws-wiz-img.....0..35i39.XpL3mL1SU-g

ETA:  There are current pics in that link.  Still wood. 

Edited June 10, 2019 by jerryskids

[Filthy Fernadez 2,696]

As I reflect on this topic I wonder if some would be let down after seeing a crush nekkid (much less bang them).

Example: I remember lusting after Dian Parkinson (big boobed blonde from Price is Right) for years before she ended up appearing in Playboy. Just seemed like a letdown. Boobs not nearly as big as advertised. She was still great to look at but the spell was broken.

[sderk 1,040]

2 hours ago, Filthy Fernadez said:

As I reflect on this topic I wonder if some would be let down after seeing a crush nekkid (much less bang them).

Example: I remember lusting after Dian Parkinson (big boobed blonde from Price is Right) for years before she ended up appearing in Playboy. Just seemed like a letdown. Boobs not nearly as big as advertised. She was still great to look at but the spell was broken.

This is why you don't just go off of looks. Just at least good looking but seriously interesting in some way or another. Joan of Arc, Coco Chanel and the likes.

[Mike Honcho 4,010]

I would use the time machine to go forward in time...got my eye on this 8th grader down the street.   

[Filthy Fernadez 2,696]

10 minutes ago, Mike Honcho said:

I would use the time machine to go forward in time...got my eye on this 8th grader down the street.   

Aren't you coaching his Little League team? 

[Mike Honcho 4,010]

Just now, Filthy Fernadez said:

Aren't you coaching his Little League team? 

Well played.   

[Lil' Webtoed Porkbutt 155]

On 6/7/2019 at 3:40 PM, porkbutt said:

id go back and bang newbiejr before he got banned. he was so cool the way he told us about all his chicks like i used to do in high school. also frosted tips and fake baking is lit. what a cool cat.