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You have a time machine, a dozen condoms and a thermos of coffee.....

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Raquel Welch 1965

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5 minutes ago, Hardcore troubadour said:

Raquel Welch 1965

Definitely thought of her. 

I'm leaning towards Victoria Principal (from the t.v. series Dallas)

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Just now, Filthy Fernadez said:

Definitely thought of her. 

I'm leaning towards Victoria Principal (from the t.v. series Dallas)

I Love the redheads. But RW is too hot to pass on 

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Your mom.

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Heather Thomas in The Fall Guy

Early to Mid 80's.

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Before I even begin to think about who I am focking I'm trading in the coffee for an eight ball of the finest blow I can get my hands on. 

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1 minute ago, Drizzay said:

Cleopatra

Supposedly not that hot. Plus I bet she was hairy. Hairy pits, legs. Hairy bush.  

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Throw away the condoms. I want babies with Joan of Arc.

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Jenny McCarthy and Carmen Electra mid to late 90s :banana:

 

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Maybe that chick King David saw nekkid on the roof.

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35 minutes ago, dain11279 said:

Jenny McCarthy and Carmen Electra mid to late 90s :banana:

 

Make sure and yell "VACCINATION DOES NOT CAUSE AUTISM YOU STUPID KVNT!!!!" as you give Jenny a donkey punch. 

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1 minute ago, DonS said:

Make sure and yell "VACCINATION DOES NOT CAUSE AUTISM YOU STUPID KVNT!!!!" as you give Jenny a donkey punch. 

That's why I specified mid to late 90s. Before she turned batsh1t crazy :D

 

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Pia Zadora or Barbi Benton

Sorry, I thought this was the who did you whack off to most as a kid thread.

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4 minutes ago, dain11279 said:

That's why I specified mid to late 90s. Before she turned batsh1t crazy :D

 

I understand, but this is like Inception. You need to plant the seed (pun intended) before she starts spouting that nonsense. 

Edit: Holy sh1t!  You didn't wear the condom! YOU'RE THE FATHER OF AUTISM BOY!!!   Mind blown. 

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1 hour ago, Hardcore troubadour said:

Supposedly not that hot. Plus I bet she was hairy. Hairy pits, legs. Hairy bush.  

That is easily fixable.  Plus she was rich as fock...i would take one for the team if she was a 6, just to get a percentage.

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The correct answer here after I get my coke is Tiffani Amber Thiessen circa 90210 days. :wub:

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Here's another I would want babies with: Ursula Andress

 

 

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3 hours ago, Hardcore troubadour said:

Raquel Welch 1965

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Politics aside, Barbarella era Jane Fonda was smoking hot. Italian actress named Edwige Fenech from the 70s is incredible. Worth Googling. :wub: 

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16 minutes ago, MDC said:

Politics aside, Barbarella era Jane Fonda was smoking hot. Italian actress named Edwige Fenech from the 70s is incredible. Worth Googling. :wub: 

The trailer to Barbarella is awesome. 

"Her top secret mission is a real wing-dinger."

Then they go on to announce all the characters she screwed in the show. A literal space slut.  :cheers:

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0062711/videoplayer/vi1265106969?ref_=tt_ov_vi

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2 hours ago, NorthernVike said:

Your mom.

Without the condoms though.  Imagine, if he misbehaved here, you could make him go to his room.

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Since she hasn't been picked yet, and my favorite already was, I am going with Rita Hayworth....

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Salma Hayek on the day they filmed the table dance scene in From Dusk till Dawn.  

It don't get much better than that.

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29 minutes ago, Ray Lewis's Limo Driver said:

Since she hasn't been picked yet, and my favorite already was, I am going with Rita Hayworth....

I don't have her stuffed down the front of my pants, sorry to say. But I'll get her for you, relax!

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16 minutes ago, fandandy said:

Salma Hayek on the day they filmed the table dance scene in From Dusk till Dawn.  

It don't get much better than that.

Damb.....good pick, really strong   👍

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I'd go to Rome back in the decadent days. Do some Caligula like stuff.

Modern era... I'm going Jessica Alba in her prime I think.

History has lots of fun sex destinations though. Gotta figure Paris when it was liberated from the Nazis was a damn good time to be an American with chocolate rations and money in ones pocket.

Or go late 19th century early 20th century colonial era. Being a white guy in Asia is fun as hell now. Imagine when we ran the damn place. I bet Manila in say, the 20's was one hell of a good time.

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17 minutes ago, Cruzer said:

Nice.  And imagine that voice in the sack.  Damn.

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10 minutes ago, Vikings4ever said:

Alyssa Milano, circa Embrace of the Vampire. 😍

She was hot in that for sure, hard for me to use her at all knowing how bathsh!t crazy she actually is.... 🙁

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1967-68. threesome with Yvonne Craig (Batgirl) and Catwoman (Julie Newmar)

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How could I forget 1980s Elisabeth Shue :wub: 

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I'm not using any of those rubdogs either. I'm going bareback in that b1tch. 

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Ditch the coffee.  I'll take a bottle of Viagra and the Jane Mansfield Sophia Loren three sum. 

 

 

 

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All of the above.  It's my time machine dammit. 

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