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That is right.  Found out my dad had a son right about 9 months before I was born.  The family that I did not know about until yesterday does not seem mad or resentful,  they just want to know about him.  Of course we want to see the similarities between her father and myself since we are brothers.  Maybe I should say we were brothers,  he is now dead.  Died in 2018.  Not sure what happened yet,  but it has been under a year since his dearth.  I showed her a picture of my father at a young age and she showed me some of her dad around same age and they look a lot alike.  She found me through Ancestry DNA thing.  Said her grandfather ran my dad off because of age difference  between her grandmother and my father and that they just want to know about my dad and about this side of the family.

 

She did not know her grandfather,  my father,  was dead until yesterday.  So I am overwhelmed.  I feel happy.  I have a niece.  Something I never thought I would have and wanted.  I am glad she found me and we plan to meet one day to swap dad stories.  However,  it is weird finding out all this now,  over two years past my father's death.  Plus, I have to find out what happened to her father since he is my brother,  I am worried about dying super young.  He was not even 50.

How crazy is this sh1t???

 

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Wow......that's a lot of stuff to deal with.

good luck with all that!

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18 minutes ago, Big Guy said:

Wow......that's a lot of stuff to deal with.

good luck with all that!

Yeah,  a little screwed up to say the least.

 

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GC good things seem to happen to you recently and this appears to be a very good thing. Bittersweet but good. 

 

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I hope my kids don't find my stash of lesbian pron.

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Since you're like a gazillionaire now you prolly should watch Matchstick Men.

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I have a now 20 year old daughter that has no clue i exist. Her mom brought her to my attention out of guilt at 10 i presume and asked me to stay quiet.  I assume one day when im dead that will come out in the wash. 15 years older than my son. She was married then and is still married to the guy.  They have 2 kids. One looks just like the dad. One looks just like me. Very distinct differences. 

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32 minutes ago, kilroy69 said:

I have a now 20 year old daughter that has no clue i exist. Her mom brought her to my attention out of guilt at 10 i presume and asked me to stay quiet.  I assume one day when im dead that will come out in the wash. 15 years older than my son. She was married then and is still married to the guy.  They have 2 kids. One looks just like the dad. One looks just like me. Very distinct differences. 

So mom was married and you knocked her up?  And he thinks its his?  Yeah, keep quiet.  Id prob shoot the both of you.

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1 minute ago, Fireballer said:

So mom was married and you knocked her up?

Yep. Young and dumb and banging married women a lot. 

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22 minutes ago, kilroy69 said:

Yep. Young and dumb and banging married women a lot. 

While dumb, it's still a safe move.  I support your efforts. :thumbsup:

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33 minutes ago, kilroy69 said:

Yep. Young and dumb and banging married women a lot. 

 

10 minutes ago, TBayXXXVII said:

While dumb, it's still a safe move.  I support your efforts. :thumbsup:

:thumbsdown: You both suck but at least Kilroy has come to his senses.

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2 minutes ago, Voltaire said:

 

:thumbsdown: You both suck but at least Kilroy has come to his senses.

Hey, I said it was dumb.  And it is "safer" from an STD standpoint.  Your chances of random hookups with married women is significantly safer than single women.  Odds are that if you are with a married woman, she's likely to be only having the one fling.  With single women, they could be shacking up with random guys all the time.

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9 hours ago, gocolts said:

That is right.  Found out my dad had a son right about 9 months before I was born.  The family that I did not know about until yesterday does not seem mad or resentful,  they just want to know about him.  Of course we want to see the similarities between her father and myself since we are brothers.  Maybe I should say we were brothers,  he is now dead.  Died in 2018.  Not sure what happened yet,  but it has been under a year since his dearth.  I showed her a picture of my father at a young age and she showed me some of her dad around same age and they look a lot alike.  She found me through Ancestry DNA thing.  Said her grandfather ran my dad off because of age difference  between her grandmother and my father and that they just want to know about my dad and about this side of the family.

 

She did not know her grandfather,  my father,  was dead until yesterday.  So I am overwhelmed.  I feel happy.  I have a niece.  Something I never thought I would have and wanted.  I am glad she found me and we plan to meet one day to swap dad stories.  However,  it is weird finding out all this now,  over two years past my father's death.  Plus, I have to find out what happened to her father since he is my brother,  I am worried about dying super young.  He was not even 50.

How crazy is this sh1t???

 

They're after your money

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2 hours ago, kilroy69 said:

I have a now 20 year old daughter that has no clue i exist. Her mom brought her to my attention out of guilt at 10 i presume and asked me to stay quiet.  I assume one day when im dead that will come out in the wash. 15 years older than my son. She was married then and is still married to the guy.  They have 2 kids. One looks just like the dad. One looks just like me. Very distinct differences. 

Brace yourself that it comes to light. So many people are doing the ancestry testing thing now. 

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13 minutes ago, Hardcore troubadour said:

Brace yourself that it comes to light. So many people are doing the ancestry testing thing now. 

We live in a small ass town. I have come to terms with the fact that it will eventually come out. 

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6 minutes ago, kilroy69 said:

We live in a small ass town. I have come to terms with the fact that it will eventually come out. 

Good luck. But like someone else said, I'm looking for payback if I'm that guy. 

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1 hour ago, TBayXXXVII said:

Hey, I said it was dumb.  And it is "safer" from an STD standpoint.  Your chances of random hookups with married women is significantly safer than single women.  Odds are that if you are with a married woman, she's likely to be only having the one fling.  With single women, they could be shacking up with random guys all the time.

Yeah, and you can bet she started showering her husband with mucho sex so he would have NO Doubt that it was his. 

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all the bodies buried in the back yard

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1 minute ago, edjr said:

all the bodies buried in the back yard

How does that work?  You went to bury Mom in the backyard and started digging up bones?

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7 minutes ago, Strike said:

How does that work?  You went to bury Mom in the backyard and started digging up bones?

He accidentally bought phillybear's house.

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Just now, Voltaire said:

He accidentally bought phillybear's house.

phillybear was my dad

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1 minute ago, edjr said:

phillybear was my dad

I hope you die in a puddle of AIDS.

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A lot of people here are going to be shocked to learn that their mother focked the entire GC. 

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2 hours ago, BiPolarBear said:

Yeah, and you can bet she started showering her husband with mucho sex so he would have NO Doubt that it was his. 

Oh, it's certainly not perfect, but in terms of "health' safety, it's the better play.

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4 hours ago, DonS said:

A lot of people here are going to be shocked to learn that their mother focked the entire GC. 

Really?  I was pretty sure it was common knowledge for everyone here.  We're all told that at LEAST weekly.

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1 hour ago, Kanil said:

Really?  I was pretty sure it was common knowledge for everyone here.  We're all told that at LEAST weekly.

The shock is when you realize OM and Peenie had her as well. 

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49 minutes ago, DonS said:

The shock is when you realize OM and Peenie had her as well. 

👍🏻

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7 hours ago, Hardcore troubadour said:

Good luck. But like someone else said, I'm looking for payback if I'm that guy. 

I dunno.  If I found out my wife slept with some dood, that's on her not him.  He's just trying to score some tail.  She is the one in the marriage.  :dunno:

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1 minute ago, OldMaid said:

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I think I just splooged a little, BRB.  😜

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16 minutes ago, jerryskids said:

I dunno.  If I found out my wife slept with some dood, that's on her not him.  He's just trying to score some tail.  She is the one in the marriage.  :dunno:

Oh I'm not worried about that. I'd be  pissed because I laid out some serious coin over the years raising someone else's kid. Fock that. I would want my loot back. 

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My parents had information that would lead to Hillary Clinton arrest. Unfortunately they both committed suicide, by shooting themselves in the head four times, at the exact same moment,  located in different states.

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 Dad was fawking or getting hand jobs from Vietnamese wemens in the last ten years of his life. From 65 to 75. Crazy bastard. 

 When he was in his late 60's he was diagnosed with prostate cancer. Didn't have it removed. Never could figure out why till he passed.

 When I went through his desk after, I found dong money and a phone number for a Vietnamese girl and a prescription for Viagra and Cialis. First realization...what the Fawk? So I call the number. "Papa Bunny? Where you been?"

I lauuged so hard knowing he spent the last ten years getting number one fawkie.

I still have the Dong money.

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5 minutes ago, BunnysBastatrds said:

 Dad was fawking or getting hand jobs from Vietnamese wemens in the last ten years of his life. From 65 to 75. Crazy bastard. 

 When he was in his late 60's he was diagnosed with prostate cancer. Didn't have it removed. Never could figure out why till he passed.

 When I went through his desk after, I found dong money and a phone number for a Vietnamese girl and a prescription for Viagra and Cialis. First realization...what the Fawk? So I call the number. "Papa Bunny? Where you been?"

I lauuged so hard knowing he spent the last ten years getting number one fawkie.

I still have the Dong money.

Good for him.  I have to admit, when I saw Bunny had replied to this tbread, I was thinking wtf is this gonna be.  Pretty tame.

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9 minutes ago, BunnysBastatrds said:

 Dad was fawking or getting hand jobs from Vietnamese wemens in the last ten years of his life. From 65 to 75. Crazy bastard. 

 When he was in his late 60's he was diagnosed with prostate cancer. Didn't have it removed. Never could figure out why till he passed.

 When I went through his desk after, I found dong money and a phone number for a Vietnamese girl and a prescription for Viagra and Cialis. First realization...what the Fawk? So I call the number. "Papa Bunny? Where you been?"

I lauuged so hard knowing he spent the last ten years getting number one fawkie.

I still have the Dong money.

Which one did you get?

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4 minutes ago, Fireballer said:

Good for him.  I have to admit, when I saw Bunny had replied to this tbread, I was thinking wtf is this gonna be.  Pretty tame.

Dad was tame compared to l. 

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8 minutes ago, Fireballer said:

Good for him.  I have to admit, when I saw Bunny had replied to this tbread, I was thinking wtf is this gonna be.  Pretty tame.

 

6 minutes ago, Cdub100 said:

Which one did you get?

Dong money.

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13 hours ago, fandandy said:

Since you're like a gazillionaire now you prolly should watch Matchstick Men.

Tinder is next...... :D 

 

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