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Storm Area 51: they can’t stop us all

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Pretty sure the jihad squad and some other loser D's will proclaim the warning signs as racist and demand everyone have access.

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Trump is man enough to tell the to go off themselves and tell security at the base to do whatever they need to to stop these idiots

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It will probably be all white dudes so nobody will complain if they all get shot like they deserve. 

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42 minutes ago, Lil' Webtoed Porkbutt said:

Even if the are shot by green and gray guys? 

Well that will open up an entire new can of worms regarding inter-galactic immigration.  You just know all illegal aliens from Cygnus X1 are rapists and murderers. 

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Most of them would die of exhaustion before reaching the base.  The gates are like an hour drive from any actual building (which are all non-descript concrete bunker type buildings).  That base is freaking massive.

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36 minutes ago, Kanil said:

Most of them would die of exhaustion before reaching the base.  The gates are like an hour drive from any actual building (which are all non-descript concrete bunker type buildings).  That base is freaking massive.

I saw a tweet the other day that said:

"All these people who want to take over area 51 couldn't successfully take over a Century 21."

😁

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7 hours ago, DonS said:

Well that will open up an entire new can of worms regarding inter-galactic immigration.  You just know all illegal aliens from Cygnus X1 are rapists and murderers. 

God I hope not. Trump will want to build another wall, and that one will be expensive. 

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I'm trying to think of a way to monetize this.  Maybe go setup a kevlar vest stand for the participants and a tshirt/taco truck for the spectators.

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17 minutes ago, Kanil said:

I'm trying to think of a way to monetize this.  Maybe go setup a kevlar vest stand for the participants and a tshirt/taco truck for the spectators.

Water. Even if they break through the front gate they have an hour walk before they reach anything. 

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21 minutes ago, Lil' Webtoed Porkbutt said:

Water. Even if they break through the front gate they have an hour walk before they reach anything. 

For sure.  $9 waters and $14 monster energy drinks is happening.

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Just now, Lil' Webtoed Porkbutt said:

Tin Foil Hats so that the aliens can't read your mind. 

You're a man of ideas... you want in on my taco cart?

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I dig our military.

Love their very simple reply...

"We will do whatever necessary to protect American installations"

 

Translation?   Rush the gate and we WILL shoot you.

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15 minutes ago, taco breath said:

this sounds like the new burning man.

sign me up! 

Taco Breath is automatically part of the taco truck crew.

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14 minutes ago, taco breath said:

street tacos thou, we wont have refrigeration.

You're the expert, clearly.  I defer to you.

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I like the selling tshirts idea.  You can sell to both sides by offering "I survived the storming of Area 51" shirts. 

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On 7/18/2019 at 8:55 PM, DonS said:

I like the selling tshirts idea.  You can sell to both sides by offering "I survived the storming of Area 51" shirts. 

Also, “I’m with stupid.”

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Need to sell sunscreen as well. Most of these Yahoo!'s haven't been out of their Mom's basement in a decade.  That desert sun might kill them before the military.  No one wants to see that happen. 

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On 7/18/2019 at 7:15 AM, Kanil said:

I'm trying to think of a way to monetize this.  Maybe go setup a kevlar vest stand for the participants and a tshirt/taco truck for the spectators.

You'd retire in a weekend with the profit. 

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On 7/18/2019 at 6:55 PM, DonS said:

I like the selling tshirts idea.  You can sell to both sides by offering "I survived the storming of Area 51" shirts. 

I'd sell them on the way in, not out.  :thumbsup:

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On ‎7‎/‎12‎/‎2019 at 1:23 PM, Big Guy said:

It needs to happen!!

But seriously, don't give them warning and let them prepare for it.

How to organize an event involving 300K people raiding government facilities without the government not knowing about it is quite a trick. As for me, I'm hopeful when three or four nutcases plott to blow up a building, the government finds out about it in advance.

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I've already been there. The sniper gun came in handy.

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On ‎7‎/‎17‎/‎2019 at 10:27 PM, DonS said:

It will probably be all white dudes so nobody will complain if they all get shot like they deserve. 

The sad truth is that the country is better off letting as many Alex Jones-type voters to survive as possible.

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