Jump to content
Sign in to follow this  
DonS

Enough with the focking fireworks!!!!

Recommended Posts

It's July 14th and some dipsh1ts nearby are still setting off focking fireworks now and then.  Enough already you focking azzholes!  It freaks my dog out and sends her running for cover when we're enjoying the evening on our deck. 

Does anyone else have inconsiderate kvnts still doing this?  A couple days before/after the 4th is expected, but this is just nuts. 

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

I had a relaxing fire outside on Friday night and then around 10:30 pm the hick neighbors down the road decided to set off their mortars and whatever loud ass fireworks they had left.  They are the same people who own mud trucks and always have black tire marks in front of their house where they peel out 'cause that's what rednecks do when they aren't setting off fireworks.  

 

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
27 minutes ago, fandandy said:

I had a relaxing fire outside on Friday night and then around 10:30 pm the hick neighbors down the road decided to set off their mortars and whatever loud ass fireworks they had left.  They are the same people who own mud trucks and always have black tire marks in front of their house where they peel out 'cause that's what rednecks do when they aren't setting off fireworks.  

 

You forgot to include their TRUMP! bumper stickers. 

 

 

 

 

Snowflake. 

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

And their house is also a modular home with log cabin siding because if you have log cabin siding on a trailer people forget that it's a trailer and think that you own a log cabin.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

I'm also assuming that the folks still setting off fireworks are white trash.  Guess that makes me RACIST!!!! 

It's probably the same d1cks that set off fireworks during football season at the end of every Seahawks or UW victory. 

 

Edit: maybe I am racist, as they could be Chinese.  Those folks love their fireworks. 

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
2 minutes ago, Cloaca du jour said:

I love me some fireworks...I wouldnt care at all.

I wouldn't care either if it didn't freak my dog out.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
10 minutes ago, titans&bucs&bearsohmy! said:

Should be legal July 3-5 and December 30 - January 1 only. Any other time, it's legal to punch people in the d!ck that shoot them off. 

Couldn't agree more.  You're disrespectful if you do it now, especially anywhere resembling a neighborhood.  It's like being a focking retard and target shooting at 10 pm or mowing your lawn at midnight.  It proves you're an idiot.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

You sound like a grumpy old man. 

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Thankfully I can only sell through July 10th,yes I'm tired of them for another season as well.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Create an account or sign in to comment

You need to be a member in order to leave a comment

Create an account

Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!

Register a new account

Sign in

Already have an account? Sign in here.

Sign In Now
Sign in to follow this  

×