What are today's headlines please?

[wiffleball 4,631]

Strangely, having trouble with a lot of news sites. What are you guys seeing out there?

[drobeski 3,061]

Orange man bad

And lots of

Same as any other day 

[Filthy Fernadez 2,696]

A lawsuit claiming Julian Assange confirmed DNC emails were received from Seth Rich was filed yesterday. 

https://theconservativetreehouse.com/2019/07/15/lawsuit-claims-julian-assange-confirmed-dnc-emails-received-from-seth-rich-not-a-russian-hack/

https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2019/07/breaking-lawsuit-outs-reporter-ellen-ratner-as-source-for-seth-rich-information/

Federal charges will be filed against Jussie Smollett soon.

[Filthy Fernadez 2,696]

Good news: Barr invoked §1158(a)(2)(a) a multilateral treaty that declares Mexico a safe third country, so now all asylum seekers will be sent legally to Mexico for their hearing.

Better news: NO COURT shall have jurisdiction to review any determination by the AG under (a)(2)!

[Secret Asian Man 26]

Meth gators to protect Area 51. 

[NorthernVike 2,079]

2 hours ago, Secret Asian Man said:

Meth gators to protect Area 51. 

That's it.  I'm out.  The aliens can have it. 

[Lil' Webtoed Porkbutt 155]

1 minute ago, NorthernVike said:

That's it.  I'm out.  The aliens can have it. 

The bad news is that the gators are wacked out on Meth. The good news is that the meth has caused them to lose a bunch of their teeth.