taco breath 419 Posted July 16, 2019 gayest footwear? for men Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
taco breath 419 Posted July 16, 2019 forgot penny loafers. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745 Posted July 16, 2019 Except for actually wearing women's shoes, I gotta go with Tom's. https://www.toms.com/ Ballet shoes actually is probably the winner. I wear birkenstocks. Have bought the exact same kind over and over. Have had at least six pairs. Yes they are ugly as fock, but they are the most comfortable thing on gods earth, so I don't care. I owned climbing shoes, but only wore them for climbing. They are uncomfortable as fock, and wear out very quickly. who wears those as normal shoes? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
taco breath 419 Posted July 16, 2019 1 minute ago, titans&bucs&bearsohmy! said: I wear birkenstocks. Have bought the exact same kind over and over. Have had at least six pairs. Yes they are ugly as fock, but they are the most comfortable thing on gods earth, so I don't care. I owned climbing shoes, but only wore them for climbing. They are uncomfortable as fock, and wear out very quickly. who wears those as normal shoes? ive owned several pair birks in my life too. but i admit they are gay. ive seen people at the bar with those hybid climbing shoes, pretty gay. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fireballer 2,369 Posted July 16, 2019 3 minutes ago, titans&bucs&bearsohmy! said: I wear birkenstocks. With or without socks? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745 Posted July 16, 2019 2 minutes ago, taco breath said: ive owned several pair birks in my life too. but i admit they are gay. ive seen people at the bar with those hybid climbing shoes, pretty gay. Real climbing shoes are supposed to be extremely tight, generally very pointy, and bend your foot funny. Anyone wearing them in a bar is a pretentious tvvat of massive proportions. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745 Posted July 16, 2019 1 minute ago, Fireballer said: With or without socks? Back in the day (high school) both. Now strictly without. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fandandy 3,311 Posted July 16, 2019 What about those Vibram toe shoes. Those suckers are ghey. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
naomi 343 Posted July 16, 2019 Tom's are fairly non-descript in my experience. Maybe a CA thing. At least most the time I've noticed them on a guy it's been a solid neutral and part of a casual look. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745 Posted July 16, 2019 2 minutes ago, naomi said: Tom's are fairly non-descript in my experience. Maybe a CA thing. At least most the time I've noticed them on a guy it's been a solid neutral and part of a casual look. The ones I've seen are rather flamboyant. And the doosh wearing them always has to bring up the charitable end of it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sderk 1,040 Posted July 16, 2019 52 minutes ago, titans&bucs&bearsohmy! said: Except for actually wearing women's shoes, I gotta go with Tom's. https://www.toms.com/ Ballet shoes actually is probably the winner. I wear birkenstocks. Have bought the exact same kind over and over. Have had at least six pairs. Yes they are ugly as fock, but they are the most comfortable thing on gods earth, so I don't care. I owned climbing shoes, but only wore them for climbing. They are uncomfortable as fock, and wear out very quickly. who wears those as normal shoes? What guy wears ballet shoes unless he is actually a ballet dancer? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,631 Posted July 16, 2019 3 minutes ago, sderk said: What guy wears ballet shoes unless he is actually a ballet dancer? Nice tennies Agasi. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,631 Posted July 16, 2019 https://images.app.goo.gl/X8MPbyoGM4dhE1qr8 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lickin_starfish 1,477 Posted July 16, 2019 Chukka Boots, especially in combination with skinny pants. https://images.asos-media.com/products/asos-design-chukka-boots-in-black-faux-suede/6433326-1-black?$XXL$&wid=513&fit=constrain Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lil' Webtoed Porkbutt 155 Posted July 16, 2019 Gerbil Hair Loafers. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cruzer 1,992 Posted July 16, 2019 Sock with sandals. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gladiators 1,903 Posted July 16, 2019 Are you currently "normal" gay, but trying to get to flaming level? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Filthy Fernadez 2,696 Posted July 16, 2019 Crocks; not even close. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,079 Posted July 16, 2019 No Meth Gator loafers? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Patriotsfatboy1 1,432 Posted July 16, 2019 50 minutes ago, Filthy Fernadez said: Crocks; not even close. That was what I was thinking. After looking at the list and some of the comments, I am not so sure. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cloaca du jour 2,064 Posted July 16, 2019 I have several pair of crocs..and for plantar fascitis they are amazing... Only wear around house Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lil' Webtoed Porkbutt 155 Posted July 16, 2019 30 minutes ago, NorthernVike said: No Meth Gator loafers? Sneakers for Tweekers. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MDC 5,877 Posted July 16, 2019 Pink slippers with bunny rabbit ears. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MTSkiBum 1,593 Posted July 16, 2019 1 hour ago, Cruzer said: Sock with sandals. Wouldnt that be the footwear least likely to be worn by a homosexual male? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BiPolarBear 476 Posted July 16, 2019 Has anybody actually seen a man wearing ballet shoes on the street? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lil' Webtoed Porkbutt 155 Posted July 16, 2019 14 minutes ago, BiPolarBear said: Has anybody actually seen a man wearing ballet shoes on the street? Danny Bonaduce? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745 Posted July 16, 2019 4 hours ago, Cloaca du jour said: I have several pair of crocs..and for plantar fascitis they are amazing... Only wear around house Crocs aren't ghey, they are just focking hideous. I'd venture to guess that 99.99% of male croc owners are not ghey. The gheys tend to be pretty judgy about footwear. Probably popular with the bull dyke crowd though. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Intense Observer 344 Posted July 16, 2019 OP creates a survey about homosexual footwear, then lists probably the least homosexual footwear in boots, followed by a combo of nerdy old man type footwear (Crocs, birks, flops, tevas) and sport specific footwear nobody actually wears casually (ballet, climbing, golf). I think the correct answer is whatever kind of shoes OP is wearing are the most homosexual. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sderk 1,040 Posted July 16, 2019 1 hour ago, BiPolarBear said: Has anybody actually seen a man wearing ballet shoes on the street? Nope. And I don't think 95% of the folks on this site could actually pick those shoes out of a line up. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,631 Posted July 16, 2019 1 hour ago, BiPolarBear said: Has anybody actually seen a man wearing ballet shoes on the street? It was from a distance, and I guess to be totally fair, they could have been Princess Flats. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frozenbeernuts 1,652 Posted July 16, 2019 I'm not getting how flip flops can be on the list Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gladiators 1,903 Posted July 16, 2019 29 minutes ago, Intense Observer said: OP creates a survey about homosexual footwear, then lists probably the least homosexual footwear in boots, followed by a combo of nerdy old man type footwear (Crocs, birks, flops, tevas) and sport specific footwear nobody actually wears casually (ballet, climbing, golf). I think the correct answer is whatever kind of shoes OP is wearing are the most homosexual. Exactly. I'm sure his BF loves him no matter what. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
taco breath 419 Posted July 16, 2019 18 hours ago, Fireballer said: With or without socks? wool socks in the winter. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lil' Webtoed Porkbutt 155 Posted July 16, 2019 I have a pair of these. https://www.ebay.com/itm/401799189796 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 5,169 Posted July 16, 2019 I've got Sanuks, something like this: https://www.sanuk.com/mens-sidewalk-surfers/vagabonded/1015926.html?dwvar_1015926_color=DKB#start=26&cgid=mens-view-all Supposedly the soles are made of recycled plastic bottles or whatever, I don't care, they are the most comfy shoes ever, especially in a hot climate. Also they are machine washable. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,631 Posted July 16, 2019 7 minutes ago, jerryskids said: I've got Sanuks, something like this: https://www.sanuk.com/mens-sidewalk-surfers/vagabonded/1015926.html?dwvar_1015926_color=DKB#start=26&cgid=mens-view-all Supposedly the soles are made of recycled plastic bottles or whatever, I don't care, they are the most comfy shoes ever, especially in a hot climate. Also they are machine washable. they look like they've been cut down from other shoes. Sort of like the Jorts of other shoes. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 5,169 Posted July 16, 2019 9 minutes ago, wiffleball said: they look like they've been cut down from other shoes. Sort of like the Jorts of other shoes. Well played. Build a thousand bridges but wear one pair of jorts... I'm telling you though, ghey as they look, they are super comfortable. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
