Colorado State University: Words to try to avoid on campus...

[Strike 6,023]

1 minute ago, wiffleball said:

You should see the ginormous Muslim interfaith center they built on campus...

Can't wait for the suicide bombings to start!

[sderk 1,040]

And least they didn't put 'fvck off' on the list. If they did, I wouldn't know how to respond to them.

[sderk 1,040]

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Never assume a person’s gender identity based on their name or their appearance – if you don’t know, use gender inclusive pronouns or ask for their pronouns

So how does this work at the local bars? 

Dude: "Hi. What gender do you identify as?"

Chick: "I identify as a female."

Dude: "Ok. Do you have a vagina? I mean, one that came with your body at birth?"

Chick: "Yes I do. And my body is capable of producing children with help from the right gendered mate." 

Dude: "Cool, wanna go out?"

Chick: "Do you have a penls that was part of you at birth?"

Dude: "Yes."

Chick: "Then yes. How about Saturday night?"

Dude: "Great. So what year are you in at the college? Are you a Freshman?"

Chick: "Did you call me a freshMAN?! Grrrr..... I'm outta here. And you can forget Saturday night."

Dude: "Crap. I blew it again." 

[Lil' Webtoed Porkbutt 155]

8 minutes ago, sderk said:

So how does this work at the local bars? 

Dude: "Hi. What gender do you identify as?"

Chick: "I identify as a female."

Dude: "Ok. Do you have a vagina? I mean, one that came with your body at birth?"

Chick: "Yes I do. And my body is capable of producing children with help from the right gendered mate." 

Dude: "Cool, wanna go out?"

Chick: "Do you have a penls that was part of you at birth?"

Dude: "Yes."

Chick: "Then yes. How about Saturday night?"

Dude: "Great. So what year are you in at the college? Are you a Freshman?"

Chick: "Did you call me a freshMAN?! Grrrr..... I'm outta here. And you can forget Saturday night."

Dude: "Crap. I blew it again." 

Give me the 70s. 

Dude: "Wanna fock?"

Chick: "Sure."

Dude: "Tab please."

[bostonlager 2,678]

2 minutes ago, Lil' Webtoed Porkbutt said:

Give me the 70s. 

Dude: "Wanna fock?"

Chick: "Sure."

Dude: "Tab please."

The 70s? That sh!t was fine just a few years ago. Only recently has all this transtarded stuff come out of the woodwork. 

[Bert 1,128]

They need to have a funeral for Colorado.  Cause of death: Californication 

[NorthernVike 2,096]

Is the word Trump on the list? 

[Lil' Webtoed Porkbutt 155]

2 minutes ago, NorthernVike said:

Is the word Trump on the list? 

[tubby_mcgee 701]

32 minutes ago, sderk said:

So how does this work at the local bars? 

Dude: "Hi. What gender do you identify as?"

Chick: "I identify as a female."

Dude: "Ok. Do you have a vagina? I mean, one that came with your body at birth?"

Chick: "Yes I do. And my body is capable of producing children with help from the right gendered mate." 

Dude: "Cool, wanna go out?"

Chick: "Do you have a penls that was part of you at birth?"

Dude: "Yes."

Chick: "Then yes. How about Saturday night?"

Dude: "Great. So what year are you in at the college? Are you a Freshman?"

Chick: "Did you call me a freshMAN?! Grrrr..... I'm outta here. And you can forget Saturday night."

Dude: "Crap. I blew it again." 

 

And libs are good with this.  How focked up is that?

[posty 2,812]

9 minutes ago, Bert said:

They need to have a funeral for Colorado.  Cause of death: Californication 

Cause of death is making pot legal...

[MTSkiBum 1,626]

I think people like this are in the minority, even on a liberal campus. They just get the loudest voice because all of the news sources pick up on it.

Stuff like this is crazy, my guess is a lame freshman probably led the paddy wagon and the peanut gallery was too senile to stop this.

[Bert 1,128]

43 minutes ago, MTSkiBum said:

I think people like this are in the minority, even on a liberal campus. They just get the loudest voice because all of the news sources pick up on it.

Stuff like this is crazy, my guess is a lame freshman probably led the paddy wagon and the peanut gallery was too senile to stop this.

Well played, Sir.

[Kanil 521]

1 hour ago, tubby_mcgee said:

 

And libs are good with this.  How focked up is that?

You think that's something that really happens?  And that people are OK with it?  No wonder you're so angry.

[Fumbleweed 555]

I guess this means Hall and Oates won’t be coming to Colorado State... (no can do)

[Voltaire 5,491]

You can have all those if I can put the rainbow flag on the list too.

[DonS 3,319]

4 hours ago, sderk said:

So how does this work at the local bars? 

Dude: "Hi. What gender do you identify as?"

Chick: "I identify as a female."

Dude: "Ok. Do you have a vagina? I mean, one that came with your body at birth?"

Chick: "Yes I do. And my body is capable of producing children with help from the right gendered mate." 

Dude: "Cool, wanna go out?"

Chick: "Do you have a penls that was part of you at birth?"

Dude: "Yes."

Chick: "Then yes. How about Saturday night?"

Dude: "Great. So what year are you in at the college? Are you a Freshman?"

Chick: "Did you call me a freshMAN?! Grrrr..... I'm outta here. And you can forget Saturday night."

Dude: "Crap. I blew it again." 

This is some quality sh1t.  Well played, sir.  Yes.  I said "sir".  FIGHT THE POWER!!!! 

[Hardcore troubadour 15,911]

Ha! And there's some diks in the Chris Pratt thread denying this shite isn't widespread. 

[MDC 7,890]

To be fair this isn’t CSU policy it’s recommendations from a task force.

Still, it’s pretty ridiculous. 

Not like that “Muh Chris Pratt” abortion of a thread.  

[Hardcore troubadour 15,911]

Rmff. Lol. 

[RLLD 4,275]

[Hardcore troubadour 15,911]

16 hours ago, MTSkiBum said:

I think people like this are in the minority, even on a liberal campus. They just get the loudest voice because all of the news sources pick up on it.

Stuff like this is crazy, my guess is a lame freshman probably led the paddy wagon and the peanut gallery was too senile to stop this.

I don't think you have been on a campus lately. 

[tubby_mcgee 701]

17 hours ago, Kanil said:

You think that's something that really happens?  And that people are OK with it?  No wonder you're so angry.

 

 

I am angry with anti-US people living among me. 

You have to question an American being upset with people who are anti-American.

No wonder you're not angry with it. 

 

 

[iam90sbaby 2,727]

Not surprised, nothing but fruitcakes and hipsters in Colorado. 

[Kanil 521]

2 minutes ago, tubby_mcgee said:

 

 

I am angry with anti-US people living among me. 

You have to question an American being upset with people who are anti-American.

No wonder you're not angry with it. 

 

 

You quoted something absolutely ridiculous and replied to it like you believed it was something that happens.  Don't try to turn this around.