United States Post Office keeps losing my packages.

[lickin_starfish 1,480]

We recently got a new mail carrier on my route, and in the past two weeks,  two packages have been lost.  Is she too retarded to read the two digits on my mailbox?

The thing I'm most upset about is that today's package was a bottle of chrome polish for my truck. Now I have to go another week with a dingy truck. I would like to punch that bidtch in the puss.

[fandandy 3,311]

I hate it ever since Amazon contracted with USPS.  What a pain in the nuts walking to the mailbox.  Bring that stuff to my door.  If there is an option to put my package into an Amazon box I always select that so hopefully it's too big to put in the mailbox.  

[sderk 1,040]

28 minutes ago, lickin_starfish said:

We recently got a new mail carrier on my route, and in the past two weeks,  two packages have been lost.  Is she too retarded to read the two digits on my mailbox?

The thing I'm most upset about is that today's package was a bottle of chrome polish for my truck. Now I have to go another week with a dingy truck. I would like to punch that bidtch in the puss.

Maybe someone is stealing your stuff.

[RaiderHaters Revenge 3,584]

disclaimer

I worked at the post office for 8 months

fock you all, job is insane

72 hours a week, 1 day off a week for 8 months, fock that nonsense

during december I worked from Dec 1 to Dec 31st, my only day off was xmas, every other day I worked from 5am-9pm

seriously if we could cram a square into a circle tough sh1t if you have to walk to the mailbox you lazy fock

good news was best diet I ever had

lost 65 lbs in 8 months

 

[fandandy 3,311]

I'm buying a smaller mailbox.  

[sderk 1,040]

29 minutes ago, RaiderHaters Revenge said:

disclaimer

I worked at the post office for 8 months

fock you all, job is insane

72 hours a week, 1 day off a week for 8 months, fock that nonsense

during december I worked from Dec 1 to Dec 31st, my only day off was xmas, every other day I worked from 5am-9pm

seriously if we could cram a square into a circle tough sh1t if you have to walk to the mailbox you lazy fock

good news was best diet I ever had

lost 65 lbs in 8 months

 

So if someone thinks the USPS is run like crap, you give a very good argument to support it, then say 'fock you' to the person who first mentions it? 

[RaiderHaters Revenge 3,584]

The post office is run like sh!t for sure. Just don’t come after mailmen

[taco breath 419]

1 minute ago, RaiderHaters Revenge said:

The post office is run like sh!t for sure. Just don’t come after mailmen

i leave revenge for my dog.

 

[Cdub100 3,380]

It's government run so of course it's going to be sh1t

 

[RaiderHaters Revenge 3,584]

17 minutes ago, taco breath said:

i leave revenge for my dog.

 

Good our favorite thing is No access/dog. No mail makes it easy

[taco breath 419]

Just now, RaiderHaters Revenge said:

Good our favorite thing is No access/dog. No mail makes it easy

i have a mailman dummy in the back yard and trained fido to go for the crotch.

 

[lickin_starfish 1,480]

How the fukk were the two packages marked as delivered?

I don't want to hear any schit about long hours. Do your fukking job.

 

[Big Guy 1,400]

you're gonna need a bigger package

[EternalShinyAndChrome 2,515]

Your mom never loses my package. 

[Alias Detective 1,179]

On 7/27/2019 at 4:40 PM, RaiderHaters Revenge said:

disclaimer

I worked at the post office for 8 months

fock you all, job is insane

72 hours a week, 1 day off a week for 8 months, fock that nonsense

during december I worked from Dec 1 to Dec 31st, my only day off was xmas, every other day I worked from 5am-9pm

seriously if we could cram a square into a circle tough sh1t if you have to walk to the mailbox you lazy fock

good news was best diet I ever had

lost 65 lbs in 8 months

 

You must have been a lard ass.

[t.j. booker 206]

This happened to me once.

One day the shirt I ordered from Amazon never showed up. About a week later I saw my next door neighbor George wearing the same Hawaiian shirt that I ordered. It was even an XXL. When I politely asked whether my package was accidentally delivered to his house he denied it so there was nothing I could do. A week later I ordered a pair of pair of camo crocs and they never arrived. Hey look, there’s George mowing the lawn in my Hawaiian shirt and crocs! The big jerk even smiled and waved as I walked by.

A week after that I catch George and Gloria making out in the backseat behind Cheesecake Factory.

He was wearing the shirt then too.

[RaiderHaters Revenge 3,584]

1 hour ago, Alias Detective said:

You must have been a lard ass.

I retired from the Casino at 42, sat at home eating and not even moving around, I was heavy when I retired (245), and then gained 30 lbs in a year.  Went to work at the post office while my warehouse was being constructed, and cause I was bored as fock and hated being lazy.  Got down to 220 now, and then left the post office, and started going to the gym to stay around that weight

I have never claimed to be 6'3 220 6% body fat like the rest of you geeks, but now I am happy with the way I look and feel, and now my 11 in c0ck looks more impressive not covered by a gut

[Alias Detective 1,179]

34 minutes ago, RaiderHaters Revenge said:

I retired from the Casino at 42, sat at home eating and not even moving around, I was heavy when I retired (245), and then gained 30 lbs in a year.  Went to work at the post office while my warehouse was being constructed, and cause I was bored as fock and hated being lazy.  Got down to 220 now, and then left the post office, and started going to the gym to stay around that weight

I have never claimed to be 6'3 220 6% body fat like the rest of you geeks, but now I am happy with the way I look and feel, and now my 11 in c0ck looks more impressive not covered by a gut

I don’t think your math works but I’ll relent.  Anyway, continued success staying healthier. 

[RaiderHaters Revenge 3,584]

7 minutes ago, Alias Detective said:

I don’t think your math works but I’ll relent.  Anyway, continued success staying healthier. 

you're right in my excitement I was thinking 65 but it was 55, I topped out at 276

[Alias Detective 1,179]

6 minutes ago, RaiderHaters Revenge said:

you're right in my excitement I was thinking 65 but it was 55, I topped out at 276

[taco breath 419]

methinks there are more fatties here than people realize.

[Lil' Webtoed Porkbutt 155]

On 7/27/2019 at 4:24 PM, sderk said:

Maybe someone is stealing your stuff.

Maybe the Dingo ate his package. 

[patweisers44 697]

2 hours ago, taco breath said:

methinks there are more fatties here than people realize.

[Kanil 519]

5 hours ago, taco breath said:

methinks there are more fatties here than people realize.

Speak for yourself.  I'm just big boned.

[Cruzer 1,992]

My numeral addy is 1141...... The PO kept delivering my packages to 1041.

One day I opened my mailbox and saw they had written "1141" inside it.................. So in addition to my addy being on my house, on the curb and on the mailbox itself - they still had to write it on the inside to get it right.........da fuq?  

[lickin_starfish 1,480]

They lost another fukking package today.

I got in my truck to drive to the post office, and happened to see the mail lady walking down the street. I pulled over and asked her where my shiit was. Long story short, she backtracked her route and found them at some other house. 

I can't wait until the Government is in charge of my healthcare. Such great service!