What would Meliana be doing if she wasn't married to the oompa loompa?

[trumpurethra 42]

Would she be....

 

1) a high dollar escort

2) a porn actress

3) a reality tv/social media "influencer"; i.e a softcore porn actress

4) slobbin my knob

5) both 1 and 4 above

[drobeski 3,061]

Feeding Michelle at the zoo ?

[kilroy69 993]

She is by far the most attractive first lady since Jackie Kennedy. It stands to reason some fans of the ugly former first ladies would be jealous. 

[Fireballer 2,369]

Just be a face in the crowd in Slovakia or wherever the hell she came from. 

[TimmySmith 2,782]

I thought you were gay. 

[lickin_starfish 1,477]

Looks like someone's case of TDS flared up today.

Take two doses of MAGA and see us in the morning.

[MDC 5,877]

She’d be doing some other wealthy guy.

[Djgb13 2,338]

Hey look sh1t breath is back 

[IGotWorms 3,300]

Her high value hooker days would long be long over, so she’d be doing whatever happens to those gals after they wash out.

I don’t know if that’s low-dollar back alley servicing or working as a seamstress or what. Not sure what retirement looks like for them.

[Meglamaniac 380]

1 hour ago, trumpurethra said:

Would she be....

 

1) a high dollar escort

2) a porn actress

3) a reality tv/social media "influencer"; i.e a softcore porn actress

4) slobbin my knob

5) both 1 and 4 above

She wouldn't be using her 3rd alias on a lightly trafficked FF board because she keeps getting banned that's for sure.

[Filthy Fernadez 2,696]

The answer is of course "Me"

[Kanil 519]

She'd be married to some other rich dude 20 years older than her.  She'd probably be happier though.  Not because of anything to do with President Trump but because she wouldn't have jackholes critiquing her every move because they don't like her husband being President.

[sderk 1,040]

4 hours ago, trumpurethra said:

Would she be....

 

1) a high dollar escort

2) a porn actress

3) a reality tv/social media "influencer"; i.e a softcore porn actress

4) slobbin my knob

5) both 1 and 4 above

She would be hiring michele obama to clean out the gutters and pick the weeds in her lawn.

Actually, I'm guessing obama would be living on food stamps and hating America.

[kilroy69 993]

1 hour ago, sderk said:

 

Actually, I'm guessing obama would be living on food stamps and hating America.

She is half that now. Doesn't need the foodstamps but certainly hates America. 

[Cruzer 1,992]

I don't know.....prolly like some have said, married to some other rich white dude 20 years her sr.

What I do know is this - if she didn't look so fockable and crazy hot in lingerie - her ass would still be living in Slovenia.

[Alias Detective 1,179]

6 hours ago, trumpurethra said:

Would she be....

 

1) a high dollar escort

2) a porn actress

3) a reality tv/social media "influencer"; i.e a softcore porn actress

4) slobbin my knob

5) both 1 and 4 above

 

4 hours ago, IGotWorms said:

Her high value hooker days would long be long over, so she’d be doing whatever happens to those gals after they wash out.

I don’t know if that’s low-dollar back alley servicing or working as a seamstress or what. Not sure what retirement looks like for them.

Look!  It is dumb and dumber.

[DonS 3,063]

5 hours ago, Cruzer said:

I don't know.....prolly like some have said, married to some other rich white dude 20 years her sr.

What I do know is this - if she didn't look so fockable and crazy hot in lingerie - her ass would still be living in Slovenia.

Would she be #2 prostitute in all of Slovenia?   Crap. I'm thinking of Kazakhstan. Nvm. 

[shorepatrol 1,735]

She'd be on a low rent message board making fun of OP and his 7 aliases like the rest of us.