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If oompa loompa wasn't born a millionaire....

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You know, numerous bankruptcies, failed developments and casinos, focking up daddies biz, yada, yada, yada. Really his only successful venture was the tv show.

So what would he have done with his degree from the esteemed trump university if he didn't have daddies bankroll? Would he be...

 

A schmuck on the car lot?

A manager at Walmart?

In jail for assault/rape? (This my vote given the fact he can't get a woman to have sex with him voluntarily and if he didn't have money it would be his only option. Plus he has a history.)

 

So what say you? 

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No idea, great story bro

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4 minutes ago, trumpurethra said:

You know, numerous bankruptcies, failed developments and casinos, focking up daddies biz, yada, yada, yada. Really his only successful venture was the tv show.

So what would he have done with his degree from the esteemed trump university if he didn't have daddies bankroll? Would he be...

 

A schmuck on the car lot?

A manager at Walmart?

In jail for assault/rape? (This my vote given the fact he can't get a woman to have sex with him voluntarily and if he didn't have money it would be his only option. Plus he has a history.)

 

So what say you? 

Your stepdad? :dunno:

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6 minutes ago, trumpurethra said:

 

A manager at Walmart?

 

So you are saying he would be your boss? 

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Just now, Lil' Webtoed Porkbutt said:

What if Daffy Duck was a bear? 

He would be trying to steal your pick-in-ick basket along with his friend Boo-boo.

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2 minutes ago, fandandy said:

Hey, Boo-boo bear.  Whadya got in that pick-in-ick basket??

Sorry Yogi, all I have is a whiney butt-hurt hillary supporter. :dunno:

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1 hour ago, Lil' Webtoed Porkbutt said:

What if Daffy Duck was a bear? 

He'd sh!t in the woods instead of the lake. 

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Oh, the crazy of the lefties is still funny to me. What a nutcase this OP is. At times it can be scary, but in the moment, this is still hilarious.

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55 minutes ago, drobeski said:

Does half count? 

Got him elected. The darker half 

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On 8/9/2019 at 7:37 AM, trumpurethra said:

You know, numerous bankruptcies, failed developments and casinos, focking up daddies biz, yada, yada, yada. Really his only successful venture was the tv show.

So what would he have done with his degree from the esteemed trump university if he didn't have daddies bankroll? Would he be...

 

A schmuck on the car lot?

A manager at Walmart?

In jail for assault/rape? (This my vote given the fact he can't get a woman to have sex with him voluntarily and if he didn't have money it would be his only option. Plus he has a history.)

 

So what say you? 

 

 

Let's see. He has accomplished something. 

You haven't.  So...hmmm. Yeah.  Funny how the bottom dwellers/ low income folks get upset at people like Trump.

 

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On 8/9/2019 at 8:37 AM, trumpurethra said:

You know, numerous bankruptcies, failed developments and casinos, focking up daddies biz, yada, yada, yada. Really his only successful venture was the tv show.

So what would he have done with his degree from the esteemed trump university if he didn't have daddies bankroll? Would he be...

 

A schmuck on the car lot?

A manager at Walmart?

In jail for assault/rape? (This my vote given the fact he can't get a woman to have sex with him voluntarily and if he didn't have money it would be his only option. Plus he has a history.)

 

So what say you? 

Triggered. :(

 

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On 8/9/2019 at 7:37 AM, trumpurethra said:

You know, numerous bankruptcies, failed developments and casinos, focking up daddies biz, yada, yada, yada. Really his only successful venture was the tv show.

So what would he have done with his degree from the esteemed trump university if he didn't have daddies bankroll? Would he be...

 

A schmuck on the car lot?

A manager at Walmart?

In jail for assault/rape? (This my vote given the fact he can't get a woman to have sex with him voluntarily and if he didn't have money it would be his only option. Plus he has a history.)

 

So what say you? 

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Obviously working in the chocolate factory or eaten by a Wangdoodle; they would eat ten of Oompa Loomas for breakfast and think nothing of it.

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