trumpurethra 42 Posted August 9, 2019 You know, numerous bankruptcies, failed developments and casinos, focking up daddies biz, yada, yada, yada. Really his only successful venture was the tv show. So what would he have done with his degree from the esteemed trump university if he didn't have daddies bankroll? Would he be... A schmuck on the car lot? A manager at Walmart? In jail for assault/rape? (This my vote given the fact he can't get a woman to have sex with him voluntarily and if he didn't have money it would be his only option. Plus he has a history.) So what say you? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RLLD 3,371 Posted August 9, 2019 No idea, great story bro Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
supermike80 1,258 Posted August 9, 2019 4 minutes ago, trumpurethra said: You know, numerous bankruptcies, failed developments and casinos, focking up daddies biz, yada, yada, yada. Really his only successful venture was the tv show. So what would he have done with his degree from the esteemed trump university if he didn't have daddies bankroll? Would he be... A schmuck on the car lot? A manager at Walmart? In jail for assault/rape? (This my vote given the fact he can't get a woman to have sex with him voluntarily and if he didn't have money it would be his only option. Plus he has a history.) So what say you? Your stepdad? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
drobeski 3,061 Posted August 9, 2019 He's the Potus and Hillary isn't. That's all that really matters! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sderk 1,040 Posted August 9, 2019 6 minutes ago, trumpurethra said: A manager at Walmart? So you are saying he would be your boss? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lickin_starfish 1,453 Posted August 9, 2019 Awe... Looks like this poor little guy is still mad that She Lost. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sderk 1,040 Posted August 9, 2019 3 minutes ago, lickin_starfish said: Awe... Looks like this poor little guy is still mad that She Lost. Picture of urethra front and center. https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2017/nov/07/the-night-they-cant-forget-hillary-clinton-supporters-recall-the-election Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fandandy 3,311 Posted August 9, 2019 Ohh goody!! Another Trump thread. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lil' Webtoed Porkbutt 155 Posted August 9, 2019 What if Daffy Duck was a bear? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sderk 1,040 Posted August 9, 2019 Just now, Lil' Webtoed Porkbutt said: What if Daffy Duck was a bear? He would be trying to steal your pick-in-ick basket along with his friend Boo-boo. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lil' Webtoed Porkbutt 155 Posted August 9, 2019 1 minute ago, sderk said: He would be trying to steal your pick-in-ick basket along with his friend Boo-boo. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fandandy 3,311 Posted August 9, 2019 Hey, Boo-boo bear. Whadya got in that pick-in-ick basket?? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sderk 1,040 Posted August 9, 2019 2 minutes ago, fandandy said: Hey, Boo-boo bear. Whadya got in that pick-in-ick basket?? Sorry Yogi, all I have is a whiney butt-hurt hillary supporter. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lil' Webtoed Porkbutt 155 Posted August 9, 2019 1 minute ago, sderk said: Sorry Yogi, all I have is a whiney butt-hurt hillary supporter. Yogi: "Save me a cankle." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Patriotsfatboy1 1,432 Posted August 9, 2019 Can't be talking about Trump. oompa loompa's are short. Trump is not short. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
5-Points 2,695 Posted August 9, 2019 1 hour ago, Lil' Webtoed Porkbutt said: What if Daffy Duck was a bear? He'd sh!t in the woods instead of the lake. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Strike 3,884 Posted August 9, 2019 When is your suspension over Newbie? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sderk 1,040 Posted September 20, 2019 Oh, the crazy of the lefties is still funny to me. What a nutcase this OP is. At times it can be scary, but in the moment, this is still hilarious. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore troubadour 12,406 Posted September 20, 2019 What if Obama was born white? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
drobeski 3,061 Posted September 20, 2019 22 minutes ago, Hardcore troubadour said: What if Obama was born white? Does half count? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore troubadour 12,406 Posted September 20, 2019 55 minutes ago, drobeski said: Does half count? Got him elected. The darker half Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tubby_mcgee 683 Posted September 20, 2019 On 8/9/2019 at 7:37 AM, trumpurethra said: You know, numerous bankruptcies, failed developments and casinos, focking up daddies biz, yada, yada, yada. Really his only successful venture was the tv show. So what would he have done with his degree from the esteemed trump university if he didn't have daddies bankroll? Would he be... A schmuck on the car lot? A manager at Walmart? In jail for assault/rape? (This my vote given the fact he can't get a woman to have sex with him voluntarily and if he didn't have money it would be his only option. Plus he has a history.) So what say you? Let's see. He has accomplished something. You haven't. So...hmmm. Yeah. Funny how the bottom dwellers/ low income folks get upset at people like Trump. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
12th Man 884 Posted September 20, 2019 On 8/9/2019 at 8:37 AM, trumpurethra said: You know, numerous bankruptcies, failed developments and casinos, focking up daddies biz, yada, yada, yada. Really his only successful venture was the tv show. So what would he have done with his degree from the esteemed trump university if he didn't have daddies bankroll? Would he be... A schmuck on the car lot? A manager at Walmart? In jail for assault/rape? (This my vote given the fact he can't get a woman to have sex with him voluntarily and if he didn't have money it would be his only option. Plus he has a history.) So what say you? Triggered. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bert 1,085 Posted September 20, 2019 On 8/9/2019 at 7:37 AM, trumpurethra said: You know, numerous bankruptcies, failed developments and casinos, focking up daddies biz, yada, yada, yada. Really his only successful venture was the tv show. So what would he have done with his degree from the esteemed trump university if he didn't have daddies bankroll? Would he be... A schmuck on the car lot? A manager at Walmart? In jail for assault/rape? (This my vote given the fact he can't get a woman to have sex with him voluntarily and if he didn't have money it would be his only option. Plus he has a history.) So what say you? Stephen Colbert posts on FFToday. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mike Honcho 3,940 Posted September 20, 2019 Obviously working in the chocolate factory or eaten by a Wangdoodle; they would eat ten of Oompa Loomas for breakfast and think nothing of it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Baker Boy 1,446 Posted September 20, 2019 Donald Trump is the most successful President in the History of the USA, and he did it in 3 years. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites