wiffleball 4,635 Posted August 11, 2019 BOLO Col Mungwater Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frozenbeernuts 1,652 Posted August 11, 2019 Would it be a good porn name for a chick? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KSB2424 3,082 Posted August 11, 2019 41 minutes ago, Frozenbeernuts said: Would it be a good porn name for a chick? My golf group has a standing rule. If a person has a hole in one, after the round we immediately go to the closest strip club for one drink on the hole in one’ee. Any time one of us throws a dart on a par 3, mid ball flight someone always yells “Amber Alert!” Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
drobeski 3,061 Posted August 11, 2019 15 hours ago, KSB2424 said: My golf group has a standing rule. If a person has a hole in one, after the round we immediately go to the closest strip club for one drink on the hole in one’ee. Any time one of us throws a dart on a par 3, mid ball flight someone always yells “Amber Alert!” Obnoxious Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nobody 2,037 Posted August 12, 2019 I wonder if these Amber Alerts do shìt. You figure most abductions are probably custody cases where no one has any intention of harming the kid. Strikes me as doing something for the sake of doing something. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KSB2424 3,082 Posted August 12, 2019 10 hours ago, drobeski said: Obnoxious Don’t be the old guy. It’s not a good look. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lickin_starfish 1,479 Posted August 12, 2019 Why does the guy who made the hole in one have to buy the drinks? That seems backwards. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
drobeski 3,061 Posted August 12, 2019 5 hours ago, KSB2424 said: Don’t be the old guy. It’s not a good look. Don't be the old guy trying to appear as an obnoxious millennial. Horrible look. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cruzer 1,992 Posted August 12, 2019 8 hours ago, lickin_starfish said: Why does the guy who made the hole in one have to buy the drinks? That seems backwards. Quite possibly the dumbest tradition in ALL of sports. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
drobeski 3,061 Posted August 12, 2019 Does any golfer here enjoy the obnoxious ass holes who scream dumb schit after their buddy hits a shot? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cruzer 1,992 Posted August 12, 2019 1 hour ago, drobeski said: Does any golfer here enjoy the obnoxious ass holes who scream dumb schit after their buddy hits a shot? The PGA tour should have plants, equipped with Tasers, on every tee box. When these jackasses pull that shiit, they're cleared to zap'm. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
drobeski 3,061 Posted August 12, 2019 10 minutes ago, Cruzer said: The PGA tour should have plants, equipped with Tasers, on every tee box. When these jackasses pull that shiit, they're cleared to zap'm. I'm talking for us..regular sh!t bum golfers. Course yellers.. douchebags or not douchebags ? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cruzer 1,992 Posted August 12, 2019 1 minute ago, drobeski said: I'm talking for us..regular sh!t bum golfers. Course yellers.. douchebags or not douchebags ? Hey, taser their asses too. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Patriotsfatboy1 1,432 Posted August 13, 2019 6 hours ago, drobeski said: I'm talking for us..regular sh!t bum golfers. Course yellers.. douchebags or not douchebags ? I usually just tell my partner to shut the fock up and get in the cart. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,324 Posted August 13, 2019 18 hours ago, lickin_starfish said: Why does the guy who made the hole in one have to buy the drinks? That seems backwards. First one I got, I was nervous going into the pro shop and telling the dude I got one. I didn't want to buy drinks for anyone else but the fuckheads that were in my foreskin I sure wanted my name in the local rag, though. Only reason I mentioned it to him. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites