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Mia Khalifa only made $12,000 her entire pron career

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So? She got laid. Men spend a lot more than that to get laid. 

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That's a lot  of dik sucking for only 12K

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She did all that in just 3 months? I call Bullshiit.

I also call next. :banana:

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Was that her answer to "if I had a nickle for every d*ck I've sucked"? 

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...and has since attempted to rebrand herself as a sports commentator.

Yes, please.  Beats the hell outta Doris Burke.

 

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8 minutes ago, fandandy said:

Yes, please.  Beats the hell outta Doris Burke.

 

Oh yes, I focking hate Doris and her manly vocal chords. It should be against the law to have female announcers doing a men's game, especially football. 

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6 minutes ago, bostonlager said:

Oh yes, I focking hate Doris and her manly vocal chords. It should be against the law to have female announcers doing a men's game, especially football. 

Her, that black chick on ESPN who is singlehandedly ruining NFL Live, and that dumb biotch from The Jump all need to go.

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1 hour ago, Lil' Webtoed Porkbutt said:

I've spent more on porn than she made? 

You PAY for porn?  Hint:  Porn on the interwebs is free.

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2 minutes ago, Strike said:

You PAY for porn?  Hint:  Porn on the interwebs is free.

Prolly not the kind he's talking about.  👨‍👦

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4 minutes ago, Lil' Webtoed Porkbutt said:

Some of us were looking at porn before Owl Gore invented the Interweb. 

Kids today will never ever get to experience the thrill of finding their dad's stash of porn mags. :(

 

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5 minutes ago, Lil' Webtoed Porkbutt said:

Some of us were looking at porn before Owl Gore invented the Interweb. 

Yeah, back then I d/l'ed it from bbs'es. Half of it was ASCII art-porn.

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That seems really low.....

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That's a lot more than your mom has made for being a slutty pig. 

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2 hours ago, Strike said:

Yeah, back then I d/l'ed it from bbs'es. Half of it was ASCII art-porn.

yep, kids will never understand what it was like to try and fake the cable box by holding it in between playboy and the next channel, to try and catch a scrambled nipple, or an elbow, we didnt care, it worked

now I am afraid but the time my son is 18, hes only going to be able to get off on some crazy porn stuff we would have never even thought of

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5 minutes ago, RaiderHaters Revenge said:

yep, kids will never understand what it was like to try and fake the cable box by holding it in between playboy and the next channel, to try and catch a scrambled nipple, or an elbow, we didnt care, it worked

now I am afraid but the time my son is 18, hes only going to be able to get off on some crazy porn stuff we would have never even thought of

My 1st ever serious live in girlfriend.  I used to look at Victoria's secret while she would blow me

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18 minutes ago, edjr said:

My 1st ever serious live in girlfriend.  I used to look at Victoria's secret while she would blow me

Did you have to put your junk in peanut butter or cheese wiz?

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11 minutes ago, Patriotsfatboy1 said:

Did you have to put your junk in peanut butter or cheese wiz?

it wasn't your mom, so neither.

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3 hours ago, Strike said:

Yeah, back then I d/l'ed it from bbs'es. Half of it was ASCII art-porn.

We did that too. Sold it to kids at school for $10 a 3.5 disk.

Kids today. We jerked off to static pictures, text stories, or our focking imagination. And we liked it. None of this smorgasboard of Filthy high speed video to browse. Fock, I've jerked it to the sears lingerie ad from the paper back in the day. 

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1 hour ago, edjr said:

My 1st ever serious live in girlfriend.  I used to look at Victoria's secret while she would blow me

Fredericks catalog was better. 

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1 minute ago, titans&bucs&bearsohmy! said:

We did that too. Sold it to kids at school for $10 a 3.5 disk.

Kids today. We jerked off to static pictures, text stories, or our focking imagination. And we liked it. None of this smorgasboard of Filthy high speed video to browse. Fock, I've jerked it to the sears lingerie ad from the paper back in the day. 

Yep. Anything and everything. Daphney from Scoopy Doo. Bewitched. Certain patterns on marble walls. 

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Just now, Lil' Webtoed Porkbutt said:

Yep. Anything and everything. Daphney from Scoopy Doo. Bewitched. Certain patterns on marble walls. 

Mostly it was imagining girls in my school. And my friend had a hot older sister with hot friends. I peeked and fapped.

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Just now, titans&bucs&bearsohmy! said:

Mostly it was imagining girls in my school. And my friend had a hot older sister with hot friends. I peeked and fapped.

Yep. Well my school, not yours. 

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1 hour ago, RaiderHaters Revenge said:

yep, kids will never understand what it was like to try and fake the cable box by holding it in between playboy and the next channel, to try and catch a scrambled nipple, or an elbow, we didnt care, it worked

now I am afraid but the time my son is 18, hes only going to be able to get off on some crazy porn stuff we would have never even thought of

My girlfriend's mom had "ON TV" and had bought some sort of hack switch where you could unscramble it.

They used to show "ON after dark"   soft core pron.   My GF and I would fock on the living room floor while watching that stuff.  Man those were the days!

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