bostonlager 2,418 Posted August 13, 2019 https://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/porn-star-mia-khalifa-paid Not surprising considering her mohammed -like looks, but still you'd expect a set of cans like that to make a little coin. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore troubadour 12,403 Posted August 13, 2019 So? She got laid. Men spend a lot more than that to get laid. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TimmySmith 2,782 Posted August 13, 2019 Huge Skins & football fan. I am certainly willing to make it $12,050. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,079 Posted August 13, 2019 That's a lot of dik sucking for only 12K Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lil' Webtoed Porkbutt 155 Posted August 13, 2019 I've spent more on porn than she made? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cruzer 1,992 Posted August 13, 2019 She did all that in just 3 months? I call Bullshiit. I also call next. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ZeroTolerance 582 Posted August 13, 2019 (edited) Was that her answer to "if I had a nickle for every d*ck I've sucked"? Edited August 13, 2019 by ZeroTolerance 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fandandy 3,311 Posted August 13, 2019 Quote ...and has since attempted to rebrand herself as a sports commentator. Yes, please. Beats the hell outta Doris Burke. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bostonlager 2,418 Posted August 13, 2019 8 minutes ago, fandandy said: Yes, please. Beats the hell outta Doris Burke. Oh yes, I focking hate Doris and her manly vocal chords. It should be against the law to have female announcers doing a men's game, especially football. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fandandy 3,311 Posted August 13, 2019 6 minutes ago, bostonlager said: Oh yes, I focking hate Doris and her manly vocal chords. It should be against the law to have female announcers doing a men's game, especially football. Her, that black chick on ESPN who is singlehandedly ruining NFL Live, and that dumb biotch from The Jump all need to go. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Strike 3,884 Posted August 13, 2019 1 hour ago, Lil' Webtoed Porkbutt said: I've spent more on porn than she made? You PAY for porn? Hint: Porn on the interwebs is free. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fandandy 3,311 Posted August 13, 2019 2 minutes ago, Strike said: You PAY for porn? Hint: Porn on the interwebs is free. Prolly not the kind he's talking about. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RaiderHaters Revenge 3,518 Posted August 13, 2019 I’ll give her 12 a month to make porn with me everyday Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lil' Webtoed Porkbutt 155 Posted August 13, 2019 58 minutes ago, Strike said: You PAY for porn? Hint: Porn on the interwebs is free. Some of us were looking at porn before Owl Gore invented the Interweb. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DonS 3,050 Posted August 13, 2019 4 minutes ago, Lil' Webtoed Porkbutt said: Some of us were looking at porn before Owl Gore invented the Interweb. Kids today will never ever get to experience the thrill of finding their dad's stash of porn mags. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Strike 3,884 Posted August 13, 2019 5 minutes ago, Lil' Webtoed Porkbutt said: Some of us were looking at porn before Owl Gore invented the Interweb. Yeah, back then I d/l'ed it from bbs'es. Half of it was ASCII art-porn. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RLLD 3,369 Posted August 13, 2019 That seems really low..... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,079 Posted August 13, 2019 She took a puck to the boob and it deflated her implant. Ouch! https://www.maxim.com/sports/mia-khalifa-needs-breast-surgery-2018-7 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
supermike80 1,258 Posted August 13, 2019 Probably too busy working on her PhD Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore troubadour 12,403 Posted August 13, 2019 That's a lot more than your mom has made for being a slutty pig. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vuduchile 1,940 Posted August 13, 2019 She should have done a golden shower scene and called it Whizz Khalifa. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RaiderHaters Revenge 3,518 Posted August 13, 2019 2 hours ago, Strike said: Yeah, back then I d/l'ed it from bbs'es. Half of it was ASCII art-porn. yep, kids will never understand what it was like to try and fake the cable box by holding it in between playboy and the next channel, to try and catch a scrambled nipple, or an elbow, we didnt care, it worked now I am afraid but the time my son is 18, hes only going to be able to get off on some crazy porn stuff we would have never even thought of Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 5,444 Posted August 13, 2019 5 minutes ago, RaiderHaters Revenge said: yep, kids will never understand what it was like to try and fake the cable box by holding it in between playboy and the next channel, to try and catch a scrambled nipple, or an elbow, we didnt care, it worked now I am afraid but the time my son is 18, hes only going to be able to get off on some crazy porn stuff we would have never even thought of My 1st ever serious live in girlfriend. I used to look at Victoria's secret while she would blow me 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Patriotsfatboy1 1,432 Posted August 13, 2019 18 minutes ago, edjr said: My 1st ever serious live in girlfriend. I used to look at Victoria's secret while she would blow me Did you have to put your junk in peanut butter or cheese wiz? 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 5,444 Posted August 13, 2019 11 minutes ago, Patriotsfatboy1 said: Did you have to put your junk in peanut butter or cheese wiz? it wasn't your mom, so neither. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745 Posted August 13, 2019 3 hours ago, Strike said: Yeah, back then I d/l'ed it from bbs'es. Half of it was ASCII art-porn. We did that too. Sold it to kids at school for $10 a 3.5 disk. Kids today. We jerked off to static pictures, text stories, or our focking imagination. And we liked it. None of this smorgasboard of Filthy high speed video to browse. Fock, I've jerked it to the sears lingerie ad from the paper back in the day. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bostonlager 2,418 Posted August 13, 2019 1 hour ago, edjr said: My 1st ever serious live in girlfriend. I used to look at Victoria's secret while she would blow me Fredericks catalog was better. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lil' Webtoed Porkbutt 155 Posted August 13, 2019 1 minute ago, titans&bucs&bearsohmy! said: We did that too. Sold it to kids at school for $10 a 3.5 disk. Kids today. We jerked off to static pictures, text stories, or our focking imagination. And we liked it. None of this smorgasboard of Filthy high speed video to browse. Fock, I've jerked it to the sears lingerie ad from the paper back in the day. Yep. Anything and everything. Daphney from Scoopy Doo. Bewitched. Certain patterns on marble walls. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745 Posted August 13, 2019 Just now, Lil' Webtoed Porkbutt said: Yep. Anything and everything. Daphney from Scoopy Doo. Bewitched. Certain patterns on marble walls. Mostly it was imagining girls in my school. And my friend had a hot older sister with hot friends. I peeked and fapped. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lil' Webtoed Porkbutt 155 Posted August 13, 2019 Just now, titans&bucs&bearsohmy! said: Mostly it was imagining girls in my school. And my friend had a hot older sister with hot friends. I peeked and fapped. Yep. Well my school, not yours. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
supermike80 1,258 Posted August 13, 2019 1 hour ago, RaiderHaters Revenge said: yep, kids will never understand what it was like to try and fake the cable box by holding it in between playboy and the next channel, to try and catch a scrambled nipple, or an elbow, we didnt care, it worked now I am afraid but the time my son is 18, hes only going to be able to get off on some crazy porn stuff we would have never even thought of My girlfriend's mom had "ON TV" and had bought some sort of hack switch where you could unscramble it. They used to show "ON after dark" soft core pron. My GF and I would fock on the living room floor while watching that stuff. Man those were the days! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites