Patriotsfatboy1 1,432 Posted August 16, 2019 https://www.newsweek.com/president-trumps-next-real-estate-purchase-could-greenland-1454653 Hey, people thought Alaska was a bad idea way back when. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 5,442 Posted August 16, 2019 Greenland New Deal? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MTSkiBum 1,587 Posted August 16, 2019 Great idea in my opinion. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TimmySmith 2,782 Posted August 16, 2019 Probably the most valuable piece of pristine real estate on the planet. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745 Posted August 16, 2019 7 minutes ago, TimmySmith said: Probably the most valuable piece of pristine real estate on the planet. And with global warming, should appreciate in value. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KSB2424 3,082 Posted August 16, 2019 18 minutes ago, TimmySmith said: Probably the most valuable piece of pristine real estate on the planet. I thought it was covered in ice. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RLLD 3,368 Posted August 16, 2019 Apparently....this is true.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TBayXXXVII 2,069 Posted August 16, 2019 2 minutes ago, KSB2424 said: I thought it was covered in ice. Yeah. He probably wants to send the Democrats there. I think it's a great idea. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bandrus1 413 Posted August 16, 2019 2 minutes ago, KSB2424 said: I thought it was covered in ice. hey they only lost 12.5 billion tons of it in one day last week..... should be no time Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iam90sbaby 2,076 Posted August 16, 2019 What’s the point of having the #1 military if you aren’t conquering more land? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fandandy 3,311 Posted August 16, 2019 I guess we've tried to buy it from Denmark more than once and they've turned us down. Truman offered 100 million in 1946. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 5,442 Posted August 16, 2019 Is Epstein's island too expensive? That must be on the market Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cruzer 1,992 Posted August 16, 2019 When he bankrupts this, the Greenland sell-off will be hooge. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,079 Posted August 16, 2019 Is he going to buy it or is the USA? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,079 Posted August 16, 2019 1 hour ago, MTSkiBum said: Great idea in my opinion. There's gold in them there hills. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RaiderHaters Revenge 3,518 Posted August 16, 2019 I would like some of it as well nvm property there is expensive as fock Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fandandy 3,311 Posted August 16, 2019 I would much rather see us focus our resources on this side of the planet. Wall off Mexico, buy Greenland, then take over Canada. We'd be styling. Tell China/Russia/India et al you guys play over and we'll play over here. Fock Europe and fock the ME. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thornton Melon 534 Posted August 16, 2019 Greenland? It's not green, and there's no land. What's up with that? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vuduchile 1,940 Posted August 16, 2019 Why not? There are only about 60,0000 people in the whole country, and most of it is covered in ice. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KSB2424 3,082 Posted August 16, 2019 I’d rather have Iceland. It’s actually green. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,617 Posted August 16, 2019 1 hour ago, fandandy said: I would much rather see us focus our resources on this side of the planet. Wall off Mexico, buy Greenland, then take over Canada. We'd be styling. Tell China/Russia/India et al you guys play over and we'll play over here. Fock Europe and fock the ME. How about we get Russia TF outta Alaska first? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KSB2424 3,082 Posted August 21, 2019 Just watched a “River Monsters” with Jeremy Wale. He was on Greenland. Yup, 80% solid ice. Trump is brilliant. Forget the Green New Deal, we’ll just get the Navy to haul Greenland south into the Atlantic Ocean to cool it down. Akin to putting ice cubes in a drink. Gah, so smart. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mike Honcho 3,934 Posted August 21, 2019 Quote Trump postpones Denmark trip after Prime Minister refuses to discuss sale of Greenland Less than two weeks before his scheduled trip to Denmark, President Donald Trump announced on Twitter that he has postponed his visit to Copenhagen after the Danish Prime Minister disputed his interest in buying Greenland as "absurd." "Denmark is a very special country with incredible people, but based on Prime Minister Mette Frederiksen's comments, that she would have no interest in discussing the purchase of Greenland, I will be postponing our meeting scheduled in two weeks for another time," he wroteTuesday night. He continued, "The Prime Minister was able to save a great deal of expense and effort for both the United States and Denmark by being so direct. I thank her for that and look forward to rescheduling sometime in the future!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fandandy 3,311 Posted August 21, 2019 Look at a map. Most can't even find tiny little Denmark. How did they end up with Iceland? I say fock em. We decided we are not going to buy it nor go along to you archaic claim to it, we're just going to take it for ourselves. What are you going to do about it? And on top of that, we own the moon and Mars too, so suck it and keep your grubby little mitts off. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cloaca du jour 2,063 Posted August 21, 2019 Supposedly greenland offered to buy USA. Quoting that with the new gubment...everything is for sale. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lil' Webtoed Porkbutt 155 Posted August 21, 2019 1 minute ago, Cloaca du jour said: Supposedly greenland offered to buy USA. Quoting that with the new gubment...everything is for sale. We should start with a pilot program. We will sell them California and see how that goes. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fandandy 3,311 Posted August 21, 2019 We need Greenland to surround Canada on three sides, then we take they asses over and start moving south and push all the brown people into the sea. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TBayXXXVII 2,069 Posted August 21, 2019 5 hours ago, fandandy said: We need Greenland to surround Canada on three sides, then we take they asses over and start moving south and push all the brown people into the sea. That's pretty funny. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
donkeyjotes 54 Posted August 26, 2019 https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/denmark-offers-to-buy-us COPENHAGEN (The Borowitz Report)—After rebuffing Donald J. Trump’s hypothetical proposal to purchase Greenland, the government of Denmark has announced that it would be interested in buying the United States instead. “As we have stated, Greenland is not for sale,” a spokesperson for the Danish government said on Friday. “We have noted, however, that during the Trump regime pretty much everything in the United States, including its government, has most definitely been for sale.” “Denmark would be interested in purchasing the United States in its entirety, with the exception of its government,” the spokesperson added. A key provision of the purchase offer, the spokesperson said, would be the relocation of Donald Trump to another country “to be determined,” with Russia and North Korea cited as possible destinations. If Denmark’s bid for the United States is accepted, the Scandinavian nation has ambitious plans for its new acquisition. “We believe that, by giving the U.S. an educational system and national health care, it could be transformed from a vast land mass into a great nation,” the spokesperson said. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
taco breath 419 Posted August 26, 2019 sell louisiana Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IGotWorms 3,248 Posted August 26, 2019 Now here’s a Trump idea I could get behind Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sderk 1,040 Posted August 26, 2019 I would say sell California or anywhere igotworms lives, but that would spell disaster for the buyer. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IGotWorms 3,248 Posted August 26, 2019 1 minute ago, sderk said: I would say sell California or anywhere igotworms lives, but that would spell disaster for the buyer. Lol yeah get rid of the fifth largest economy in the world. Dumbass Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sderk 1,040 Posted August 26, 2019 1 minute ago, IGotWorms said: Lol yeah get rid of the fifth largest economy in the world. Dumbass Drop into the ocean. Somehow I think the planet and free humans will survive. That is what smart capitalism does. Dumbass. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JustinCharge 2,397 Posted August 27, 2019 On 8/16/2019 at 12:57 PM, wiffleball said: How about we get Russia TF outta Alaska first? Whats wrong with Russia? They loathe the liberals just as much as Trump. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Voltaire 4,491 Posted August 27, 2019 On 8/17/2019 at 1:31 AM, KSB2424 said: I thought it was covered in ice. Eh, give it a hundred years, it might be quite pleasant. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lil' Webtoed Porkbutt 155 Posted August 27, 2019 On 8/16/2019 at 1:31 PM, KSB2424 said: I thought it was covered in ice. Good. So we just need to bring booze and mixers. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites