Djgb13 2,338 Posted August 18, 2019 Monkey? Shark? Ostrich? Tiger? What’s one exotic animal you’d own if you could Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bier Meister 1,508 Posted August 18, 2019 Siberian tiger, snow leopard, wolf Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fandandy 3,311 Posted August 18, 2019 A baby ephelant I'd ride it like a pony. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Djgb13 2,338 Posted August 18, 2019 Owned one of these years ago https://i0.wp.com/www.simplypets.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/06/cat-breeds-look-like-wild-animals-2018-bengal.jpg?fit=680%2C500&ssl=1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lickin_starfish 1,454 Posted August 18, 2019 One of those chicks who wear a buttplug that looks like a tail. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MDC 5,805 Posted August 18, 2019 I’d love to have an octopus. Seriously. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kilroy69 986 Posted August 18, 2019 11 minutes ago, lickin_starfish said: One of those chicks who wear a buttplug that looks like a tail. I did not own her But I banged a girl that had this setup. It some odd cat thing. Whatever. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fandandy 3,311 Posted August 18, 2019 4 minutes ago, kilroy69 said: I did not own her But I banged a girl that had this setup. It some odd cat thing. Whatever. Did you dress up as Sux? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iam90sbaby 2,079 Posted August 18, 2019 Nothing that could kill me if it turned on me. Probably a serval. They look bada$$. https://cdn.britannica.com/27/9427-004-0C4754A2.jpg Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kilroy69 986 Posted August 18, 2019 2 minutes ago, fandandy said: Did you dress up as Sux? I did not. It was strange though man. Its not a furry. She even acted like a cat. Like purring. I know. It sounds made up. But it was just too bizarre to make up. Like something from a freak show. I still banged her..a few times. Hahaha. But it was just too strange for even me. And im a strange dude. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BiPolarBear 476 Posted August 18, 2019 54 minutes ago, Djgb13 said: Owned one of these years ago https://i0.wp.com/www.simplypets.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/06/cat-breeds-look-like-wild-animals-2018-bengal.jpg?fit=680%2C500&ssl=1 A beautiful animal, indeed. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BiPolarBear 476 Posted August 18, 2019 I always think of that Fatal Attractions show. People with stuff like a lion or a chimp. Here is a clip on a lady who had a chimp. (Not from the Fatal Attractions show.) I don't recommend you let a kid, or a sensitive person see it... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Djgb13 2,338 Posted August 18, 2019 10 minutes ago, BiPolarBear said: A beautiful animal, indeed. He was a cool ass cat. Got kind of big too. Named him Riot. Loved to swim 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore troubadour 12,407 Posted August 18, 2019 None. Leave them alone and stay out what's left of their habitat. We've taken enough of it. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bier Meister 1,508 Posted August 18, 2019 Meryl Streep owns a chimp? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tubby_mcgee 683 Posted August 18, 2019 5 hours ago, Djgb13 said: Monkey? Shark? Ostrich? Tiger? What’s one exotic animal you’d own if you could Growing up...at some time during my childhood...we had the following on our farm that dad raised for profit. Pheasants Turkeys Peac0cks Guinea Fowl Zeebras Zeedonk Llamas Ostriches Rheas Emus Miniature Donkeys (that's how the Zeedonk came to be) Wallabies Ferrets Never a goose, duck, cow, horse or chicken. Dad wasn't into the every-day normal stuff. Male ostrich mean as fock during mating season. Literally would try to kill you if were in the pen. To get eggs, one person would distract him on the outside of the pen, the other would run in, grab egg and run out. During non mating season...just pick at buttons and hats and shiny things, out of curiosity. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,297 Posted August 18, 2019 Bengal kittehs Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 5,069 Posted August 18, 2019 We have all kinds of exotic animals roaming around here so I don't need one in my house. Coyotes, javelina, lizards/iguanas, occasional bobcats, etc. Our nephew in Michigan had a pet iguana years ago; one of my kids said "hey you caught one!" Ostrich farming used to be big here, Chandler in particular, and may still be. Chandler puts on an Ostrich Festival every year that is like your typical state fair but with ostrich races. Anyway, back to the OP, I'd probably go for a ginormous salt water tank with some obscure fish. Maybe even a squid or octopus. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sderk 1,040 Posted August 18, 2019 5 hours ago, iam90sbaby said: Nothing that could kill me if it turned on me. So no illegal alien that is currently living in San Fran and shltting on the streets of the city? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frozenbeernuts 1,652 Posted August 19, 2019 A hairless Geek club mom beaver Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fandandy 3,311 Posted August 19, 2019 2 minutes ago, dain11279 said: Your mom In hindsight, this should have happened much sooner. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
joeshushu 51 Posted August 19, 2019 https://www.buzzfeed.com/mbvd/35-of-the-worlds-rarest-animals?utm_source=dynamic&utm_campaign=bfsharecopy Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
naomi 343 Posted August 19, 2019 3 hours ago, jerryskids said: We have all kinds of exotic animals roaming around here so I don't need one in my house. Coyotes, javelina, lizards/iguanas, occasional bobcats, etc. Our nephew in Michigan had a pet iguana years ago; one of my kids said "hey you caught one!" You forgot chupacabras Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lil' Webtoed Porkbutt 155 Posted August 19, 2019 10 hours ago, naomi said: You forgot chupacabras Or a Scuzzlebutt with a Patrick Duffy leg. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 5,444 Posted August 19, 2019 There has to be a slave joke in here somewhere Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vuduchile 1,940 Posted August 19, 2019 Unless you're scarface, domesticated pets are the only animals anyone should own. We already have a pit bull problem in this country. You want a focking crocodile problem too? We had a neighbor across the street from our old house who was raising rattlesnakes in his basement. Guess what? Yep, he go bit and had to be airlifted to Indy to be treated. What a dumbass. Stick with cats and dogs. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lil' Webtoed Porkbutt 155 Posted August 19, 2019 15 minutes ago, vuduchile said: Unless you're scarface, domesticated pets are the only animals anyone should own. We already have a pit bull problem in this country. You want a focking crocodile problem too? We had a neighbor across the street from our old house who was raising rattlesnakes in his basement. Guess what? Yep, he go bit and had to be airlifted to Indy to be treated. What a dumbass. Stick with cats and dogs. Gonna get me one of them there meth gators. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 5,444 Posted August 19, 2019 1 minute ago, Lil' Webtoed Porkbutt said: Gonna get me one of them there meth gators. my kid wants a snake, I said wait till you're an adult and if you're into black guys that's on you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tanatastic 2,061 Posted August 19, 2019 None, it’s not smart to keep wild animals. People who say they want lions and wolves and stuff are watching too much tv. It’s a ton of work and oh yea they will kill you if you get too close. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sderk 1,040 Posted August 19, 2019 A crazy looking wild human from a far away land? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bostonlager 2,422 Posted August 19, 2019 9 minutes ago, sderk said: A crazy looking wild human from a far away land? Ed already mentioned slaves. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lil' Webtoed Porkbutt 155 Posted August 19, 2019 10 minutes ago, sderk said: A crazy looking wild human from a far away land? So you're a "Bring out the gimp," guy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sderk 1,040 Posted August 19, 2019 22 minutes ago, Lil' Webtoed Porkbutt said: So you're a "Bring out the gimp," guy. I was more thinking a sexy Mexican hottie to do my laundry. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lil' Webtoed Porkbutt 155 Posted August 19, 2019 1 minute ago, sderk said: I was more thinking a sexy Mexican hottie to do my laundry. He can be from Mexico if you want. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sderk 1,040 Posted August 19, 2019 Just now, Lil' Webtoed Porkbutt said: He can be from Mexico if you want. I guess I am not living in your dream world, but to each their own. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lil' Webtoed Porkbutt 155 Posted August 19, 2019 4 minutes ago, sderk said: I guess I am not living in your dream world, but to each their own. I'm not the one wanting Ricky Martin to dress in leather and do my laundry. I'm not judging though. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sderk 1,040 Posted August 19, 2019 8 minutes ago, Lil' Webtoed Porkbutt said: I'm not the one wanting Ricky Martin to dress in leather and do my laundry. I'm not judging though. You have thought that through. Nice. Happy visit to your bathroom dude. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lil' Webtoed Porkbutt 155 Posted August 19, 2019 2 minutes ago, sderk said: You have thought that through. Nice. Happy visit to your bathroom dude. I have no idea what that means, but ok. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites